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1-2 Magazine: Loaded Clips
@Destroyer 14-4 @jilti13-6 @Unfukwitable 10-4 @Certain 9-5 @Blanco Bishop9-9 @YDK 9-9 @Muff9-7 @Beans 5-6 @Kin5-8 @Tic Tac4-5 @Packed Graves 4-3 @Knucklehead4-1 @Storyteller3-1 @Legion 0-0 @Yao King 0-0 @KennyCerealBowl 0-0 @Clayton 0-4 SIGNED OUT :if you did not sign out but notice your name down below that means u had previously no-show ed and it will not be tolerated @BROKE LESNAR 13-3 @Defiant7-8 @Camp Bell6-7 @Windu Tuako3-5 @murda sho6-1 @Odd Ways 5-3 @Meth 5-4 @Letterman4-1 @Wordz AhGod3-3 @MKG2-3 @Red Soldier2-2 @Persist1-1 @fresh1-2 @theMuzzl31-3 @Tomb1-3 @Bee0-0 @Similac 0-1 @O. Lineman 0-1 @Strikta 0-1 @Hydra 0-1 @Innovator 0-1 @Mike Wrecka0-1 @Bad Milk 0-2 @ALTE0-2 @FGR0-2 @Tazz 0-3 HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!! Above you will see the updated records with recent interests in signing in and also updated sign outs along with all shown records. As you all know we took a tumble with the 1-2 which was supposed to run for 20 weeks. Due to the absence of our fellow broke lesnar, me and Destroyer have taken over the league. Week 18 Destroyer had put up and it ran for approximately 3 weeks open with so little votes and alot of no shows. So I raise the question as we have recent sign ins wanting a piece of the action and don't see it fair to have them jump right into the playoff picture.... DO YOU WANT TO RUN THE LAST 2 WEEKS STARTING AND WHEN DO YOU WANT IT UP? ASNER WITH AMPLE TIME AND I WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN I need to know YOU guys still want this cause I am willing to devote said time to make sure this runs as smooth ass possible. I mean it's only 2 lines... what is so hard with that? Battle Reviews Wk. 18 YDK VS. BLANCO BISHOP This match was really one sided. Clearly YDK was not intrigued to even put effort and had stated he had forgetting so he didn't want Blanco to drop for nothing so he had rather posted a bar than nothing at all. Props still for respecting his opponent and showing no matter. Blanco dropped a pretty fore bar tbh. I think his best all season and sucks it wasn't contested but that bar was fire. Fleshed it out more and it would have been greatness lol. Props tho for both you guys dropping. Winner: Blanco bishop Certain Vs. Kin This was another one sided match. Kin threw a nice flowed bar real easy and flowed effortless but that's just it. It was just a bar that flowed with a concept thought out bit really lacked in execution with wording a little choppy. Certain always dropping such simplicity but it does damage and gets the job done. He flied the Abel look and made it clean while kin tried and caught himself slip with the stretch of using a cancer bar. Mr. CAPS LOCK took it easily with his bar ousting kin. Winner: Certain Unfukwitable Vs. Muff This match disappointed me badly. Unfukwitable is a talented battler but this bar was a played attempt with the skinny Dippin and emaciated tie. I don't like that word made ur bar fucking rainbow out lol. None the less it hit and it was a ok flip to a played bar... muff my dude you also came played with the forensics bar and homicide cover up scheme.... and tbh... now that I look at this battle and keep looking it at it now my bruh.. I apologize man u had a clean hit but we saw more creativity out of unfukwitable and his scheme. The wording felt lackluster and the sting felt eh.. my dude but stay up and slaying bruh. Winner: Unfukwitable Tic Tac Vs. Beans This match was an even call. Alot of the voters felt it could have gone either way as tac came with a creative vacuum bar but honestly to me fell flat. Felt more statement -ish rather so than a haymaker. Beans came with a nice NP with tackle box and cleaned it up with a nice execution and his wording. At the end of it all as voters were dead split... Beans came out on top. Both bars were good I just wish tac used a better set up to go at beans in a harsher manner. One of the more lackluster bars that tac mustered up which I hate him for cause in a sense I feel he under estimated beans. Winner: Beans Champ Match: Destroyer Vs. Knucklehead This was a nice close match that yet again I felt could have gone either way. Both bars came clean and effective. Des came with clean wording and the kar ordeal that had occurred some time ago with Knucklehead calling kar out with 3 large to post a pic of his self. Tho seems kinda reaching and gay bruh... but it is what it is. I honestly felt flipping it and calling Knucklehead fat is a fake personal I can't fuck with cause I've seen Knucklehead by what he posts way back on rb and dude isn't fat. So saying he orders 3 stacks and it comes as a meal with onion rings is a reach to me. Knucklehead with a nice personal on Des old username EmpathE and flipped it clean. I also think alot of dudes had that fly over they heads tbr but that's on Knucklehead for dropping a bar some cats won't get. Voters felt both were good but most went to destroyers lulz factor and in favor. Winner: Destroyer NO SHOW SHINE Fuck you all for fucking making it a mess and waste of space to even give a hand in putting your name on the weekly card lol. So here is to all you fucker that no showed! THE TOP 5 1. Destroyer Thru out the whole season he has been apart of day in and out and been consistent at that. I think most times people don't really get Des punches cause its worded clever but in reality it's like old school cut low.. no harm no foul des. Don't let the experience fool you though he is a seasoned vet with ton of bags with flips concepts and can hang with the modern era of text to say the least. When it comes to haymakers who better tbr.... 2. Jilti Here is another competitor whose stuck it out for most of the season and has been dropping some lame left to right. He had a run as champ for some time but got caught in week 16 having to face beans defending the title then having to face muff right after as a retrospective since muff won the 1-2 tourney which allowed him the ticket str8 to the champ match. He is one of the new comers to the scene but has been making quite some noise bringing his A-Game for the most part. 3. Unfukwitable These guy is a character. That's all I have to say on all personal level lol. Dude comes well rounded and diverse in style but he the only dude I know to use some fucking gay ass or Smarty pants wording but still get the job done tbr. He has been on all off but as of recent since his return to activity he has been on quite all hot streak and his hit list is not no 3asy task as he is also battling various leagues alluded sites. He is Is a force when he catches his stride. Sometimes even underestimated but he beats that ass if so.... 4. Certain Alot of people as I have seen feedback and sort never really knew he can drop bombs like he does. Thing about him is it isn't over the top concepts or crazy flips it's just ... simple to the bone but his wording and execution drives it home for him. He isn't to be taken lightly but most guys end up sleeping on him idk why but he can go ham and when he does has are chopped. Mr. CAPS LOCK FTW!!!! 5. Blanco Bishop One of the up and comers that's been on and off as well. Blanco has great potential and heart for text. He is forever looking to those little improvements that he needs and can make. In week 18 his bar was fire.... str8 up against YDK I think one of his best bars all season long no lie. He has had some down sides thru the season but hey kid has the basics and the drive to make it even great... the future legend is what we can say if he keeps his stride of improving the skills. BARS OF THE WEEK Quote:
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. . OUTRO Ok this is a short mag but there wasn't much to even showcase but I felt y'all deserved something man. Please don't forget to answer my question to get this thing going and rolling now that I am in full effect with Destroyer we will be here to fully accommodate those who want more out of this and a better outcome. It's dying but we plan to revive and keep it as a trademark for battlers looking to display their best haymakers But however it goes I for one want this to go on before playoffs to close out the 20 week regulation as planned to shake of the rust and bring back the fun that is hidden within this league to be honest. Thank You Guys!!!
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12-26-2014, 06:31 PM | #2 |
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Open for business
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12-26-2014, 06:46 PM | #3 |
baz∞ka
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Nice shit bro!!!
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12-26-2014, 07:00 PM | #4 |
DOHpe since 02'
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yeh im not too good at this 1-2 thing.
my problem is not being able to tell whether my shit is good or not. that is the sole reason why I bounce verses off of people. TRUST ME IVE PMED VERSES TO NEARLY EVERYONE I FUCK WITH HARDBODY ON THIS SITE.
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12-26-2014, 07:06 PM | #5 |
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Thanks @Unfukwitable now y'all debate if we gonna finish the weeks
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12-26-2014, 07:38 PM | #6 |
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Muff fuck it stay the Fuck in u lame-o
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12-26-2014, 08:27 PM | #7 |
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Humbling praise bro.
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12-26-2014, 09:15 PM | #9 |
Bags will be avenged
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Knucklehead is not knux
Stop referring to him as such |
12-27-2014, 12:04 AM | #11 |
Bags will be avenged
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thanks
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12-27-2014, 01:05 AM | #12 |
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Lol real humble ain't cha
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12-27-2014, 01:18 AM | #13 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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Three of my losses are to Destroyer. One was to Murda Sho when I got robbed, frankly. And the fifth was to WordzAhGod who I still have no interest in because his name makes him seem like a 13-year-old and the only 13-year-old I would beat is Clayton.
So I've only lost to Destroyer. Put me at No. 2 on that list. I've beaten Unfukwitable.
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12-27-2014, 01:58 AM | #14 |
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I'm down It's just up to the voters.
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12-27-2014, 02:01 AM | #15 |
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Lol based of records at the end of the day bruh @Certain.. if we based it off people who you've lost to and won against then the power ranks would be different. I wish broke stuck with the point system... lol.
@Unfukwitable @Packed Graves @Beans @jilti @Destroyer @knicklehead @Yao King @Legion @Blanco Bishop @Muff @Kin @Tic Tac Wanna continue to week 19? So we could complete the 20 week schedule
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12-27-2014, 02:15 AM | #16 |
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In.
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12-27-2014, 02:16 AM | #17 |
baz∞ka
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I'm with it.
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12-27-2014, 02:22 AM | #18 |
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Yup
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12-27-2014, 03:27 AM | #19 |
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ID RATHER NOT LOSE AGEN TILL PLAYOFFS
NO THX BUT SURE WHY NOT
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12-27-2014, 03:29 AM | #20 |
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btw my bar vs ydk was best of the season yaheard me
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