THE ROAST OF CLAYTON HAGGARD AKA MALCOLM TECHS - Page 4

Spoken · 11-20-2014, 01:44 AM

Played rock and ended up under one @Knucklehead

El Muffin · 11-20-2014, 01:51 AM

i bet u ole girl cud snatch a apple outta a bucket of water on some cobra like shit niggas

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-20-2014, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Muff

i bet u ole girl cud snatch a apple outta a bucket of water on some cobra like shit niggas

He could use those apples

topkek · 11-20-2014, 02:23 AM

YDK · 11-20-2014, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by topkek

Looking like your grandmothers wife (yes wife of your grandmother its obvious dyke is in your blood) sewed your baby blanket as pockets on a hoody so you can rub an caress to build your confidence while taking pictures for your blacksinglesmeet profile

anime_boners · 11-20-2014, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by topkek

ROFLZZZ

completely deaded at leopard print pocket w/ matching under slip

this nigga is a plus sized lesbian model for Ecko, Southpole, Fubu and all other formerly urban brands, now found at JC Penny.

Hush · 11-20-2014, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by anime_boners

ROFLZZZ

completely deaded at leopard print pocket w/ matching under slip

this nigga is a plus sized lesbian model for Ecko, Southpole, Fubu and all other formerly urban brands, now found at JC Penny.

Sweater hot tho

topkek · 11-20-2014, 02:29 AM

@iBeenWavy on Twitter

kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics

spoiler: has no girl

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-20-2014, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topkek

@iBeenWavy on Twitter

kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics

spoiler: has no girl

trying to change his brain waves to not a faggot with that remote

channel blocked

Diode · 11-20-2014, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Knucklehead

trying to change his brain waves to not a faggot with that remote

channel blocked

lold

Batty · 11-20-2014, 09:53 AM

This nigga lookin like he wore that shirt on porpoise

Lookin like he went to Super Cuts, threw down 7 bucks and said give me the Charlie Brown.

Lookin like beast mode princess Fiona went GI Jane.

This nigga got mathlete's foot

Lookin like Corky from Life Goes On finished 2nd in a Paul Wall contest

Lookin like his lips been dipped in female gremlin estrogen

This nigga Makin faces like he farted in bubble bath water

This nigga 's hoodie got a built-in Betty Rubble skirt

This nigga lookin like he smokes potpourri with rogue members of the debate club at junior high school

This looks like Tyler Black's 4th grade revolt stage

This nigga lookin like he free bases peanut butter out of Reeses and then shoots up the chocolate

Ol psyduck lips as nigga

Lookin like he tried to spike the punch at a Boy Scout meeting with Fresca ass nigga

Lookin like Rusev 's grade school selfies

Face looking like female Swamp Thing vaginal

House lookin like a gay British pub that somebody tried to putty the gloryhole shut with Activia

Lookin like the dad from Still Standing mixed with Roseanne Bar's enema leavings

Ol depressed Care Bear face ass nigga

Batty · 11-20-2014, 10:13 AM

This nigga is the waterboy for the bear calvary

Lookin like Honey Boo Boo ' s moms singing for Disturbed

Weigh ton

Lookin like he head butted a wasp ' s nest with his face

Lookin like he got a Ken doll pussy under his blue leopard print skirt

Lookin like he tried to bench press depression and folded

lookin like a gay echidna

This nigga looks up "faggot stuff" on ebay with reasonable buy-it-now options

Lookin like he got cottage cheese feet with veggie chip toenails

Lookin like he cried at the end of Finding Nemo

Lookin like he got his street cred from Captain Planet's crew

Looking like wears strawberry jam vests and slip-n-slides on Melba toast

Lookin like a Charmin tissue bear with chest zits

Lookin like a postpartum depression koala

Lookin like he duct tapes a Go Pro to his neck and tries to film himself going down on himself

This nigga prints out pictures of Sailor Moon and Jacks off on them

Nigga lookin like Freddy from iCarly at a Mine craft rave

anime_boners · 11-20-2014, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by topkek

@iBeenWavy on Twitter

nm, just thinkin' bout my 3rd lunch, u?

nigga face got so many holes in it, it look like a mosaic

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-20-2014, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topkek

@iBeenWavy on Twitter

kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics

spoiler: has no girl

Lookin like he found the remote from Click and is extremely frazzled there isn't a delete button

anime_boners · 11-20-2014, 01:32 PM

When bae won't help pop your back, chest, stomache, or face acne

E Tha Real · 11-20-2014, 02:45 AM

Love the sweater your mom knitted, gives you a nice mid-drift.

YDK · 11-20-2014, 04:01 AM

This faggot has one good eye...and 57 lazy eyes scattered across his face

This bitch don't get hair cuts, he just pops the puss outta all the infected hairs and it shrinks an inch over night

Hows this dyke got the face of an overweight infant with baby acne but got the fashion sense of Perez Hilton meets the rapist version bill Cosby?

Seriously I hope this bitch has the mental strength of junior seau 2 minutes pre suicide you fat worthless cunt

I can't even express how much I wanna punch you in the face, with a shovel, the square kind, with dried concrete on it just in the hopes it mashes your face to a near human replication

Kill yourself faggot that 40k you getting ain't gonna be enough to buy a personality self esteem pro active and a therapist. Just give it up

YDK · 11-20-2014, 04:05 AM

Can't even go Ham on this fat fuck in fear that he'll eat the thread smfh

YDK · 11-20-2014, 04:08 AM

Quadruple post an I'm trying NOT to insult this fuckin idiot

Seriously,

You make Scott akers look like an acceptable choice for a human being. You're fucking pathetic

Witty · 11-20-2014, 06:58 AM

It is moments such as these when Netcees is truly a community.

I feel all warm and gooey inside.

11-20-2014, 01:44 AM	#1
Spoken ...DA GAWD... Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,355 Battle Record: 13-34 Rep Power: 5860413	Played rock and ended up under one @Knucklehead __________________ WP Po'ethics

11-20-2014, 01:51 AM	#2
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	i bet u ole girl cud snatch a apple outta a bucket of water on some cobra like shit niggas __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

11-20-2014, 01:32 PM	#15
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	When bae won't help pop your back, chest, stomache, or face acne __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

11-20-2014, 04:01 AM	#17
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	This faggot has one good eye...and 57 lazy eyes scattered across his face This bitch don't get hair cuts, he just pops the puss outta all the infected hairs and it shrinks an inch over night Hows this dyke got the face of an overweight infant with baby acne but got the fashion sense of Perez Hilton meets the rapist version bill Cosby? Seriously I hope this bitch has the mental strength of junior seau 2 minutes pre suicide you fat worthless cunt I can't even express how much I wanna punch you in the face, with a shovel, the square kind, with dried concrete on it just in the hopes it mashes your face to a near human replication Kill yourself faggot that 40k you getting ain't gonna be enough to buy a personality self esteem pro active and a therapist. Just give it up __________________

11-20-2014, 04:05 AM	#18
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	Can't even go Ham on this fat fuck in fear that he'll eat the thread smfh __________________

11-20-2014, 02:23 AM	#4
topkek Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 2808404

11-20-2014, 02:29 AM	#8
topkek Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 2808404	@iBeenWavy on Twitter kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics spoiler: has no girl

11-20-2014, 09:53 AM	#11
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	This nigga lookin like he wore that shirt on porpoise Lookin like he went to Super Cuts, threw down 7 bucks and said give me the Charlie Brown. Lookin like beast mode princess Fiona went GI Jane. This nigga got mathlete's foot Lookin like Corky from Life Goes On finished 2nd in a Paul Wall contest Lookin like his lips been dipped in female gremlin estrogen This nigga Makin faces like he farted in bubble bath water This nigga 's hoodie got a built-in Betty Rubble skirt This nigga lookin like he smokes potpourri with rogue members of the debate club at junior high school This looks like Tyler Black's 4th grade revolt stage This nigga lookin like he free bases peanut butter out of Reeses and then shoots up the chocolate Ol psyduck lips as nigga Lookin like he tried to spike the punch at a Boy Scout meeting with Fresca ass nigga Lookin like Rusev 's grade school selfies Face looking like female Swamp Thing vaginal House lookin like a gay British pub that somebody tried to putty the gloryhole shut with Activia Lookin like the dad from Still Standing mixed with Roseanne Bar's enema leavings Ol depressed Care Bear face ass nigga

11-20-2014, 10:13 AM	#12
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	This nigga is the waterboy for the bear calvary Lookin like Honey Boo Boo ' s moms singing for Disturbed Weigh ton Lookin like he head butted a wasp ' s nest with his face Lookin like he got a Ken doll pussy under his blue leopard print skirt Lookin like he tried to bench press depression and folded lookin like a gay echidna This nigga looks up "faggot stuff" on ebay with reasonable buy-it-now options Lookin like he got cottage cheese feet with veggie chip toenails Lookin like he cried at the end of Finding Nemo Lookin like he got his street cred from Captain Planet's crew Looking like wears strawberry jam vests and slip-n-slides on Melba toast Lookin like a Charmin tissue bear with chest zits Lookin like a postpartum depression koala Lookin like he duct tapes a Go Pro to his neck and tries to film himself going down on himself This nigga prints out pictures of Sailor Moon and Jacks off on them Nigga lookin like Freddy from iCarly at a Mine craft rave

11-20-2014, 02:45 AM	#16
E Tha Real yes really Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: NC Posts: 362 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 6054895	Love the sweater your mom knitted, gives you a nice mid-drift.

11-20-2014, 04:08 AM	#19
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	Quadruple post an I'm trying NOT to insult this fuckin idiot Seriously, You make Scott akers look like an acceptable choice for a human being. You're fucking pathetic __________________

11-20-2014, 06:58 AM	#20
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	It is moments such as these when Netcees is truly a community. I feel all warm and gooey inside. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.