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I'm bussing tables at my job yesterday when
This guy yells out to me, "awe damn I thought you were bringing extra desert?!"
Then out of no where, this dudes old ass wife turns around to look at me and says, "ooh, you look like desert boy." I said thanks, I appreciate that But the husband didn't He was like did you hear what she just fuckin said to you? Later on that night, he finds me and starts asking me all these questions like, are you having a good time? How old are you? What do you do? This couple might have been trying to fuck me now that I think about it There goes my chance at a threesome
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11-08-2014, 05:16 PM
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U just lost ur virginity and figured out ur foreskin peels back. Hold ur horses little guy u have plenty of time for stuff like tbis.
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11-08-2014, 05:18 PM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
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*dessert
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11-08-2014, 05:34 PM
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11-08-2014, 05:44 PM
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It gives me strength And for the record, I lost my virginity junior year of high school to a fat chick on her dads couch. Fuck watcha hurd
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11-08-2014, 07:41 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
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hows hes askin waht do u do when u were obv bussing tables n shit n dressed like a restaraunt employee
hmmm cool story regardless but..yeah
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11-08-2014, 08:27 PM
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39 NS, lost in votes once
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Lol.. sounds like a weird lil situation there, Figster.
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11-08-2014, 09:17 PM
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i love our stories
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11-09-2014, 01:19 AM
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11-09-2014, 05:00 AM
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yea they were probably swinger types or whatever
he woulda let you fuck his wife and probably beat off while watching
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11-09-2014, 09:25 AM
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Shoulda pulled your willy out
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