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you enter the limo and are almost immediatly glad you did. there is a stone faced man sitting somber, dressed dapper, across from you. The plush leather feels good on your bony butt (no homo) and liz is digging you. all of a sudden liz becomes very aroused and starts carressing your pants. you start getting a chubster, with potential for superstar. at this point the old man speaks, saying: "she cannot hear you right now" by now liz has your semi erect pink thing in her mouth and is fellatio. the pleasure is immense. the man speaks again: "are you ready to be a god? if so, make her stop"
do you: A: try to stop her B: finish in her mouth
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you finish the 3rd set somehow but now the pain is so great that you black out.....
you awaken in darkness. you realize VEEEERRRRYYY quickly that you are trapped in somesort of bodybag, and that your arms and legs are bound. you over hear two men talking about "the experiment seems to be working" and "that last one didn't do so well". you realize you can open the zipper to the body bag from the inside with your teeth...at least part of the way. do you: A: wait for the men to stop talking and then attempt to open the zipper B: open the zipper as best you can right now
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you try to pull her off but only to realize that she sucks even harder, in fact you begin to feel teeth. you look to old man as if to say "help?" he smiles quietly and tosses you a knife. "be careful how you stab her, i would hate for her to clamp down".
do you: A: slit her throat B: shank her eardrum
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Your panic quickly overtakes you and your adrenaline fills you to action, you crane your neck and grab the zipper with your teeth, pulling it downward. by a mere miracle it seems that the two men had started walking out of the room as you peek your head out of the bag. you see that you are in a dark, dank, shady af looking labratory, and you immediatly smell death and foul cooch, and possibly popcorn. do you:
A: try to worm your way out of the bag while on the table B: roll yourself off the table in the hopes of getting better leverage on the floor
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you decide to parkour roll yourself to the left off of the table, and land on your side, it hurts slightly but nothing you can't handle. you snake your way out of the bag by sliding on the floor like a dog with parvo. you now find yourself free from the bag, but still bound. you notice instruments on a nearby counter and hop over to them. you see the following: a bone saw, and an acetylene torch. do you:
A: use the bonesaw B: use the torch
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amidst the most pleaurable and yet awkward and yet pleasurable sexual experience of your life, you grab the serrated blade turn it around her throat and slit it. the rush of blood gurgles up her throat and it forces the oxygen up before it, causing her throat to open releasing your skinny member. which is now covered in blood. the knife reflects her slumping body now laying on the limo floor, which by the way has now stopped. The old man begins touching himself in his private area slowly and all of a sudden teh door opens and the blood drips out. The mans speaks: "you now have a second test." if you exit this limo right now you will be returned to the bar where your friends will wonder what happended to you. if you stay, you will go on to the second test. do you:
A: go on to the second test B: exit the limo and go back to your friends
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