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08-10-2014, 11:43 AM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679    |
bb got attacked @ bb bar and embarrassed
was at bar cheating on mustachia
and den girl starts smelling lil bb arm i sey hey coo w.e she using primal instinct 2 envistig8 bb alpha smell den she go to bb elbow i lyke WTFUCKA dis beyotch doing? then shes like u smell so alpha bb i like yeh i noi bitch i on netcees.co with no m cuz it cheap poor website she like ooh lol im like yeh we no bout alpha dere then shes like u wearing this deodorant? i love it! is aid i bb i dont wear? bb powder IDIYOTE then she DUG INTO MY FUCKA NECK WITH HER NASTY TEETH AND I WAS AGAINST WALL AND SUCKA BB LIL NECK AND I WAS LIKE BISH WTF U DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO lil bb had dis ding on neck and very beta of me i sry i tried not 2 let dis bitch attack but she was powerful and determined help how i remove? i did however shorten the attack time to a few seconds after stiff armed and had her kick out cuz psycho! bb got connections in bars cuz famos as fuck! but still got vessel spread out and try many method. thank god mustachia fucka moron dont notice but need to remove for pride. suggestion?
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08-10-2014, 11:52 AM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
@dead man @Half Wit It fuck u
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08-10-2014, 12:24 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Posts: 3
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u fucka................Q_Q
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08-10-2014, 12:44 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Cali
Posts: 1,460
Battle Record: 11-20
Rep Power: 4150482 |
Cold spoon.
Put In freezer. Twist against skin |
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08-10-2014, 02:11 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
FUCK.
thanks lesser bb ur initials bb too but u a bish
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08-10-2014, 03:03 PM
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Nalyubuites
Join Date: Jun 2014
Posts: 449
Battle Record: 1-2
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08-10-2014, 03:14 PM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899403 |
@Mustachia wins.
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08-10-2014, 03:28 PM
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Shrewd as evearthed
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Wolverhampton, England
Posts: 8,264
Battle Record: 28-3
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- The Winter Topical
- Topical Martyrs
- Lime Green Poetry Association
- Lyric Olympics
- Art of Writing League
- Guerrilla Writing League (2x)
- Black August II
Rep Power: 85899391 |
nobody won.
we all lost for reading this thread. |
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08-10-2014, 04:37 PM
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SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 13,052
Battle Record: 2-5
Champed - AOWL Season 2
Rep Power: 85899406 |
Better than Lars threads tbh
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08-10-2014, 04:40 PM
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Bisky-chama <3
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,085
Battle Record: 0-1
Rep Power: 85899386 |
super gone @ the random bullet point
good story, bad luck though bb
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08-10-2014, 04:52 PM
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Leave you flatlined.
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 5,110
Battle Record: 12-9
Champed - Site Diss 2013
- Tag Team Tournament III
Rep Power: 0   |
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08-10-2014, 05:37 PM
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Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,801
Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
Champed - Lyric Olympics
- Summer Classic
Rep Power: 82986458 |
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08-10-2014, 06:27 PM
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Raw
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 1,727
Battle Record: 21-40
Rep Power: 29975684 |
I had the punch ready before this thread.
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08-10-2014, 06:55 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,904
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899395 |
I'm going to the bar soon because I can go there legally now
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08-10-2014, 06:57 PM
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Leave you flatlined.
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 5,110
Battle Record: 12-9
Champed - Site Diss 2013
- Tag Team Tournament III
Rep Power: 0 |
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08-10-2014, 08:05 PM
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,075
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345600 |
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08-10-2014, 08:14 PM
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green eggs and damn
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: northeast
Posts: 786
Battle Record: 1-4
Rep Power: 18308778 |
♡ mushtachia
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