I paralyzed a coworker today - Page 2

Witty · 08-05-2014, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

He's black.

You probably prevented multiple crimes tbh.

big baby · 08-05-2014, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

My forklift skills are respectable. This kid knew the stakes when he tried holding the 2,000lbs pallet up, and should have had better survival instincts (dive out the way), instead of thinking he could hold the pallet up when it started to lean.

oh its not your fault then, wtf? was it on a shelve? that shits impossible. three diodes butt naked and pancake+masaii cant even lift that up

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by big baby

youre probably gonna be fired for unsafety. LMAO

I was given a medal for my quick response and calm demeanor under pressure. My coworkers carried me away on their shoulders like a hero. I saved a life today. Dug him out of the bags like a buried miner and applied first aid safety I learned from cable television. He's being painted as young and dumb; thinking he's immortal and can hold 2,000lbs up.

The last guy who held his position here quit, was admitted to a psych ward, checked himself out and then blew his brains out 3 days later. His funeral was last Friday.

big baby · 08-05-2014, 05:18 PM

that was pretty funny dude :)

PancakeBrah · 08-05-2014, 05:20 PM

I used to drive a forklift. 2 years.

Never paralyzed anybody.

My questionaire for whether someone is good at driving a forklift:

1. Have you paralyzed someone while on a forklift? Y/N

Badweather · 08-05-2014, 05:22 PM

Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by big baby

oh its not your fault then, wtf? was it on a shelve? that shits impossible. three diodes butt naked and pancake+masaii cant even lift that up

The pallet was double stacked on another pallet due to a lack of space caused by a work related war between two of the managers. The pallet that fell on him was leaned hard and he couldn't get the forks under it, so he called me to come and help him. He had the bright idea of pushing the bags to even out the pallet, when I pulled the forks out (which he had previously stuck there) the weight the forks were holding caused the pallet to tilt. There was time to jump out of the way, when I yelled, 'MOVE! MOVE!' He apparently thought he could hold it up? I don't know, because he's dead (not really... yet).

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by El Pancake

I used to drive a forklift. 2 years.

Never paralyzed anybody.

My questionaire for whether someone is good at driving a forklift:

1. Have you paralyzed someone while on a forklift? Y/N

lolol

Define 'have you' would be my written answer on the side in parenthesis.

Window Taco · 08-05-2014, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

You probably prevented multiple crimes tbh.

What do u mean by that?

Witty · 08-05-2014, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Windu Tuako

Not funny.

Yes it was.

I joke tho, I am fond of le blacks.

trap · 08-05-2014, 05:42 PM

I also operated a forklift for 5+ years and never paralyzed anyone. And I worked in a lumber yard stacking and unstacking 25-30 foot bundles of lumber about 2k-5k+ pounds 20-30 ft in the air.

You must really suck at driving one.

Pharaohs Army · 08-05-2014, 05:43 PM

your cavalier attitude towards this grave incident has traumatized me.
i hope this really happened, cut it's not cool to joke about it.

Zen · 08-05-2014, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pharaohsarmy52

your cavalier attitude towards this grave incident has traumatized me.
i hope this really happened, cut it's not cool to joke about it.

You'd rather someone actually be paralyzed then for him to joke about something that never happened?

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 06:06 PM

lol

Vulgar · 08-05-2014, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by pharaohsarmy52

your cavalier attitude towards this grave incident has traumatized me.
it's not cool to joke about it.

Witty · 08-05-2014, 06:24 PM

Why isn't it cool to joke about?

Anything is cool to joke about....cuz it's a joke.

A lot of people, like me, automatically resort to jokes as a coping mechanism.

PancakeBrah · 08-05-2014, 06:26 PM

Agreed.

Nothing dull boy can do now. What are we, 12? People are paralyzed by forklifts every day in Africa and you don't say shit.

Pharaohs Army · 08-05-2014, 06:28 PM

hoping it wasn't a joke was in fact also a joke.
Vulgar did you just "signature-slap" me? Lol.
They have that technology in Africa pancake?

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pharaohsarmy52

hoping it wasn't a joke was in fact also a joke.
Vulgar did you just "signature-slap" me? Lol.
They have that technology in Africa pancake?

Your sarcasm needs work.

I did sense the joke, but it wasn't a good one.

veritas · 08-05-2014, 07:37 PM

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trap Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: KCMO. Posts: 377 Rep Power: 14025264	I also operated a forklift for 5+ years and never paralyzed anyone. And I worked in a lumber yard stacking and unstacking 25-30 foot bundles of lumber about 2k-5k+ pounds 20-30 ft in the air. You must really suck at driving one. __________________ triplet syllables for minimal criminals.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,810 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Why isn't it cool to joke about? Anything is cool to joke about....cuz it's a joke. A lot of people, like me, automatically resort to jokes as a coping mechanism. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Agreed. Nothing dull boy can do now. What are we, 12? People are paralyzed by forklifts every day in Africa and you don't say shit. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	I used to drive a forklift. 2 years. Never paralyzed anybody. My questionaire for whether someone is good at driving a forklift: 1. Have you paralyzed someone while on a forklift? Y/N

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Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,962 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	your cavalier attitude towards this grave incident has traumatized me. i hope this really happened, cut it's not cool to joke about it.

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dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345601	lol

08-05-2014, 06:28 PM	#38
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,962 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	hoping it wasn't a joke was in fact also a joke. Vulgar did you just "signature-slap" me? Lol. They have that technology in Africa pancake?