MMA fighter vs. A chimpanzee , who would win

[Mike Wrecka]

chimps maul peoples faces off, but its always people that aren't fighting back. they go in the fetal position while the monkey rages on them.

chimps are stronger in some ways. actually most ways. but no way can a monkey bench press more than a body builder so iono


what if a trained MMA fighter went maniac psycho on a monkey , using grappling and striking skills



what would be the outcome

[PancakeBrah]

chimp

/thread

[jilti]

Im a trained mma fighter. Id say strength vs skill & strength. Granted i heard those things are really strong. So ima go with mma fighter on this one

[PancakeBrah]

incorrect.

[Mike Wrecka]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

incorrect.

what if the chimp was wearing a muzzle?

[uh-oh]

chimp all day

cake, close thread

[uh-oh]

5 mma fighters

1 chimp

chimp wins

ALL FUCKING DAY

[big baby]

[uh-oh]

honestly i dont know if 30 could do it

can you even hurt a chimpanzee with human blows?

maybe 10 humans with machetes

[uh-oh]

mustachio has redeemed himself with that one pic. ive been trying to hate on you because you are an entity rather than a real person. but as a fellow human who has googled shaved chimpanzees/bald chimps you are now my homie

[big baby]

<3

[Badweather]

Chimp wins. Dumb question.

[Mike Wrecka]

sure chimps are impervious to anything a human can dish out


fucking bullshit


a Mike Tyson in his prime upper cut would put one to sleep

[YDK]

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

sure chimps are impervious to anything a human can dish out


fucking bullshit


a Mike Tyson in his prime upper cut would put one to sleep

As long as that chimp ain't named evander holyfield

Srs chimps don't fight like humans so imma training against humans is useless. Do you have any idea how flexible a chimp is? An arm bar ain't gonna do shit lmao let alone that chimps fight other fuckin chimps...a chimp punch with their strength is a lot harder than a human punch. They're use to getting hit hard an use to mauling....any human would get mutilated in 2 seconds

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

sure chimps are impervious to anything a human can dish out


fucking bullshit


a Mike Tyson in his prime upper cut would put one to sleep

he would get his fingers eaten off

then his genitals

a more proper question would be, if a chimpanzee was restrained and tied so it couldnt move, and mike tyson unleashed a hook of doom, would it knock the chimp out

that is something that im not sure of. i don't understand a chimps anatomy like that

but there skulls are thicker, and they have smaller brains

human faces aren't meant to be hit with force

chimpanzees fight eachother, and they pound eachother as well as grab/claw/bite

so they are kind of genetically engineered to take blows from other chimps

i think it would take a helluva lot to knock out a chimp

[YDK]

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-...umans-1379994/

[namix]

MMA fighter, because humans ought to be smart 'nuf to bring a gun to a chimp fight.

[Zen]

No human, idc how well trained they are would have the strength to lock in a submission on a chimp. Only hope would be to catch it with a punch, but they're chimps so they'll just evade you and rip your arm off and beat you with it.

[PancakeBrah]

Another factor not mentioned is the sheer aggression of the chimp when it goes into a combative state.

Even the best MMA fighter is still human, with human thoughts like doubt, anxiety, and stress. Peak MMA fighters may be able to suppress and avoid those thoughts/feelings better than anyone else but they're still there, in some form. As opposed to the chimp who is just going off pure instinct.

The chimp has no notion of fair. It's going to attack you and rip body parts off. With its face. We're domesticated animals. One moment of hesitation by the fighter is one more than the chimp will have.

Factor in strength and flexibility.

It's a wrap.

[Witty]

We are a pathetically weak species physically, our brains are the only thing keeping us on top of the food chain.