MMA fighter vs. A chimpanzee , who would win

[big baby]

but nah seriously, all combative fighting, however instinctual, isn't as instinctual at it is progressive, strength doesn't mean MUCH. 1 on 1 without the use of teeth I think a savvy and strong human, no weapons, scientifically our gray matter is different, and muscle fibers are used differently. Our nervous system > a chimps. We also have far greater stamina. If you have sufficient defence, and you have greater stamina than your opponent, then it really just relies on who gets tired first. Secondly, since our nervous systems are that much more advanced, we also have a sysematic neural defence when it comes to obtaining damage. We heal/regenerate faster than chimps do aswell. They have greater bursts of strength in a small threshold, but don't possess as much quantitative direct muscle movement than we do. You don't see a systematic, strategic breakdown and chimp scruffles. They don't know how to duck and dodge nor how to evade. Their flexibility is really farce, as they just rely on strong bursts of strength. A chimp writing his name would have the worst muscle cramps because they arent trained to do this. They rely on larger, systematic breakdown in movement rather than smaller, developed and more strategic, in the way we do it. Honestly, I'm about to buy a chimp so I can fucking beat it the fuck up.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Diode

I will not let this go unnoticed.

Haven't had a new dirt person in a long while.

bro im sure he has the Affliction Starter Kit (Deluxe Edition) that comes with the technicolor bjj gi and ufc gloves signed by Dana White's fourth cousin

black belt 4th dan given to him Dale Gracie, the long lost Gracie who lives down the block

has had 5 professional fights. 0-4-1. all fights a draw due to lack of attendance

certified belt holder in the featherweight e-brag division

[Diode]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

bro im sure he has the Affliction Starter Kit (Deluxe Edition) that comes with the technicolor bjj gi and ufc gloves signed by Dana White's fourth cousin

black belt 4th dan given to him Dale Gracie, the long lost Gracie who lives down the block

has had 5 professional fights. 0-4-1. all fights a draw due to lack of attendance

certified belt holder in the featherweight e-brag league

Blackcake, it is time.

Sherdog beckons.

Pick a /f#. All of them can be yours.

[big baby]

diode s sexy big muscles fight a chimp plz @Diode

[Diode]

Originally Posted by bags baby

diode s sexy big muscles fight a chimp plz @Diode

No because we all just know @TYSON will ignore me and go back to snapchatting 8 year olds :(

[TYSON]

Originally Posted by Diode

No because we all just know @TYSON will ignore me and go back to snapchatting 8 year olds :(

Real funny

[big baby]

set it up with the chimp 16 due tomorrow

[uh-oh]

i dont think i could body a wolf for real

i can BODYBAG ANY DOG THO

probably. i dunno theres some big fucking vicious dogs

but the average dog is getting drowned in a bucket all day.

the difference is to fight a dog you have to get bit. you have to allow it, YOU have to engage it. shove your arm as far back in its molar type teeth. with there mouth occupied its body bag central. youll get a nasty puncture or two, and there will be cuts and bruising. but the dog can be broken.

a wolf will break your fucking arm tho. they break MOOSE FEMURS

ON THE RUN

a wolf would kill me. i don't know how to do it. with a dog you can break there entire throat in your hands. you can body slam them etc. i cant see handling a real deal big gray wolf tho

[Diode]

Wolves do not like to engage alone tho.

There will almost always be 6 other ones waiting to finish you while you're distracted.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Diode

Wolves do not like to engage alone tho.

There will almost always be 6 other ones waiting to finish you while you're distracted.

well yea duh

but so will chimps

they hunt like wolves but they can also take to the trees

this is a gladiator forced fight fake scenario obv

how big is a wolves throat tho?

you could probably force your arm completely into the wolves throat trying to go in to the shoulder and kill it.

but it could always just back away/off your hand and eat your head too i guess

[big baby]

mad dogs bigger/stronger than wolves, wolves just have a slightly different mentality.

like a dog would apologize after fucking your girlfriend

a wolf would apologize to you before he fucks your girlfriend

1 on 1 i think tons of people like nik-a and them would get alpha maled by a wolf, but alphas like me and big sexy strong diode and pancake would bodybag a wolf tbh. if you trying to fuck with those russian prison dogs then idk if that throat shoving shit gonna work cause hes gonna be liek this idiot IM GONNA EAT HIM soon your gonna be inside this nigga belly just being digested and shit like nah not gonna work. a chimp aint shit, like real talk, if some nigga that was 5 foot tall but benched 500 lbs wanted to fight you would yo ube scared or nah? like a legit human, thats 5 ft, and weighs less than you but can bench 500 , and squat like 700, would you LEGIT be scared of him, in a legit fight? i mean hes strong but hes fucking tiny, all you have to do is fucking swing this nigga around, hes not even fucking heavier than you wtf? physics has to givein somewhere

[Mike Wrecka]

you guys are acting like chimps are the super sentinels of the wild

they are scared shitless of anything their size or bigger. they go run up a tree


a leopard sees one alone, he attacks it and kills it instantly. the chimp doesn't put up a fight at all, its just instant death. same as it would do to a human.


chimps cant survive without trees to run up and hide. they cant survive on the plains of Africa, people with sharpened sticks survive there though




the reason I said MMA fighter is because chimps ground and pound. an MMA fighter could possibly have the experience to get out of that situation

[Certain]

The only dogs bigger than a full-sized gray wolf are genetic freaks and rarities like cane corsos and bullmastiffs.

[PancakeBrah]

Human=/=Leopard

The chimp has the flight option in the wild. He knows it's better to escape a tangle with a dangerous animal.

If we throw one in a cage with another human, fight is the only option.

That's when the testicular maiming comes into play.

[TYSON]

None of y'all fucking with this dog....the last was fake lol

[maths debate]

lmao @ humans being domesticated animals

el pancake the poster child for suburban white ppl

[maths debate]

but word chimps are vicious little shits

i saw this baboon documentary on nat geo cot damn those dirty fucks are some nasty creatures

throwing feces and shit

dont fight the chimp, be the chimp

[StarFaggot]

A chimp with gloves, a cup, a face guard and shoes loses to me if I had on the same gear.

A bare chimp would still lose to me with my bare knuckles bc I can go crazy too. Idc about their strength it don't matter when the force of a punch renders them unconscious. It's about the hand speed & coordination.

Y'all losing the fight before it begins bc ur mental isn't right.

[Split]

Is the phrase "go apeshit" or "go MMAshit"? I can't seem to recall

Even if you snuck up on a chimp and put it in an armbar, it has 3 other arms and a human brain that collapses to a minuscule Masaiiize when it gets cornered

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Split

Is the phrase "go apeshit" or "go MMAshit"? I can't seem to recall

Even if you snuck up on a chimp and put it in an armbar, it has 3 other arms and a human brain that collapses to a minuscule Masaiiize when it gets cornered

/thread