07-02-2014, 02:57 PM | #1 |
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Got stopped by another cop
He was like, you got any weed in the car?
I said yes, showed him what we had (about 6 grams) He goes alright, well what are you guna do with it? Uhhh... throw it away? (I wanted to say LIGHT IT ON FIRE so bad)... alright then, carry on we ended up burning it all...
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07-02-2014, 03:01 PM | #2 |
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why choose such a homo avy tho?
lol
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07-02-2014, 03:03 PM | #3 |
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It's hella funny bitch. Candle cock dripping wax on some fags prayer hands.
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07-02-2014, 03:28 PM | #4 |
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Next time give him my gov't
itll b a good look.
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07-02-2014, 03:56 PM | #5 |
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I was behind a cop on the turnpike yesterday my whole way home... It made it hard to hit the bowl, fuck him
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07-02-2014, 04:06 PM | #6 |
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Nik why aren't you smoking blunts in the whip?
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07-02-2014, 04:06 PM | #7 |
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what is this in English @Official Translator
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07-02-2014, 05:14 PM | #8 |
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I solo bowl it on my ride home... It's a 45 min drive
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07-02-2014, 05:22 PM | #9 |
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I would not have the multitasking skills necessary to hit a bowl and drive at the same time.
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07-02-2014, 05:27 PM | #10 |
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U don't knee drive bro?
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07-02-2014, 05:28 PM | #11 |
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You must sound white when you speak. My experience has shown that Mexicans don't get off so easy in those situations.
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07-02-2014, 05:30 PM | #12 |
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I had to stomp out an eighth but beats jail
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07-02-2014, 05:55 PM | #13 |
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Driving & hitting a bowl is hella easy.
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07-02-2014, 05:55 PM | #14 |
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07-02-2014, 07:55 PM | #15 |
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Wow they let you off after telling him you had weed? Your lucky bro. Cops around here are scumbags
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07-02-2014, 09:01 PM | #16 | |
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Stop smoking weed and grow up.
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07-02-2014, 09:10 PM | #17 |
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Okay strikta jr
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07-02-2014, 09:33 PM | #18 |
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I used to live with a criminal justice major that was a master of this. It's a feat to behold
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@ill nik-A I smoke a bowl on my way too and from work. Shit is proper
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