06-24-2014, 02:07 PM | #1 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899403 |
Friendly: oats vs. Vividlyvague (VV WINS BY NO SHOW)
Verses are due Saturday, June 28 at 11:59 p.m. PT. THERE ARE NO EXTENSIONS.
Votes are due Tuesday, July 1 at 11:59 p.m. PT. Verses may not exceed 48 lines or 650 words unless agreed upon by the opponent. Voting on three battles is required. Two votes will be deducted for each missing vote. Please post links to your three votes in this thread. Topic To Some Ladies Good luck, @oats and @Vividlyvague.
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06-24-2014, 02:09 PM | #2 |
Steel Cut
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,076
Battle Record: 19-10
Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x)
Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV
- Art of Writing League
Rep Power: 79005425 |
Cool, good luck
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06-24-2014, 02:21 PM | #3 |
V.V
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: .
Posts: 2,076
Battle Record: 31-20
Rep Power: 6247256 |
Interesting. G/L
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06-24-2014, 07:14 PM | #4 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
checking in fo oatz
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06-26-2014, 04:36 AM | #5 |
V.V
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: .
Posts: 2,076
Battle Record: 31-20
Rep Power: 6247256 |
To Some Ladies...
Tips are more important than pointers.
A stake in his fantasy's a drop in the coin purse. A rhythmic wooing to boost his juices could reward her. Marriage is that fabled escape where eternity and true love meet borders. A john is as far from biblical as the acts done with them. A car note is the note to hit, while his focus is what chokes within. Open wallets make empty pockets and happy strolls on the strip. A businessman is a small market venture, where capital is upper, cased in clips. Cinderella's a deity. The pious, if the prior is true, get by on the the sleeves of chiefs, Execs, golden geese, never to press a crease to eat. Every pair of tail lights is a dream to be, Because one high flier falls every full moon. One pump gets returned from that musty motel room. Two pimps fall for the bottom ho far too soon. Third times a charm after two rapes have scarred the womb. They have to make it out the favela. The hostel can't be the beginning of forever. That subway basement won't bring true love together. That STD isn't as contagious as cupid's arrow feathers. It is all a dream. A long fucked up dream.
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