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04-29-2014, 02:17 PM | #1 |
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How the FUCK do any of you use online banking? For real, i've been trying for like 7 and a half hours to set my shit up right. Still nothing.
Oh, create a fucking username? Cool. I got you. Nah, that shit doesn't have enough characters. You want me to use up every goddamn fucking letter left in the alphabet and then some. Click. No, sorry, try again. Must have an absurd amount of numbers you'll never remember, and just to be a jackass, throw a special character or three in the mix. You one? good. How can I fuck with you even more... ahhh, here goes - Now I want a password. Not like that, with a capital letter. Try again, and with a number... And a special character. Is your shit looking as lengthy as a Tweet yet? Cool, now this might work... HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING DICKHEAD, NOW WE'RE GOING TO CALL YOUR PHONE WHICH IS IN ANOTHER ROOM AND WITH NO BATTERY LIFE IN IT SO YOU CAN ENTER AN ACTIVATION CODE HAHAHA! Done that, finally? Great. Now if you could manually enter that username you don't remember, and that ridonkulous password, aaaaaaaaanddddddddddddd... the four digit activation code you just lost because your phone battery died when we called unexpectedly and your phone was in the furthest room from your laptop in the house. Okay, you've repeated all the above steps again, now try logging in. Page can not be displayed.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW! /RAGEQUIT
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04-29-2014, 03:31 PM | #2 |
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This is the universe paying u back for all the accounts you made on nc.
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04-29-2014, 03:40 PM | #3 |
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is irony ur sister?
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04-29-2014, 03:43 PM | #4 |
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I WILL FUCK UR FACE WITH AN OTHER FACE
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04-29-2014, 04:59 PM | #5 |
Leave you flatlined.
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The fact that you don't have online banking by now to me is the story.
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04-29-2014, 07:16 PM | #6 |
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I keep all my cash in a dufflebag in the back of my closet.
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04-29-2014, 07:21 PM | #7 |
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yea i was gonna say YO its 2014 where have you BEEN
if i have to go to the bank physically there is something seriously wrong deposit checks by phone check balance on phone/pc my money is fake as shit
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04-29-2014, 07:23 PM | #8 |
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04-29-2014, 07:48 PM | #9 |
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that fuckin avi tho! tears. Dude online banking is tedious setting up fa real. And once I set mine up, the bitch won't let me deposit $1,500+ checks til i'm a 6+ month member. SUCK A DICK, BANK. SUQA MADIQ.
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04-30-2014, 12:14 AM | #10 |
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04-30-2014, 12:29 AM | #11 |
obsessed
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Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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@El Pancake where dat monkey dat play the drums
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04-30-2014, 12:30 AM | #12 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
@El Pancake where dat monkey dat play the drums
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04-30-2014, 02:42 AM | #13 | |
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I don't even have a smart phone, the one I got is some old nokia that's special feature is the torch on the top haha!
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04-30-2014, 02:51 AM | #14 | |
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04-30-2014, 08:40 AM | #16 | |
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You need a life upgrade.
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04-30-2014, 08:45 AM | #17 |
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I never use information online, so idk how it work.
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04-30-2014, 08:46 AM | #18 |
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some of them not real & want too much infor.
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04-30-2014, 09:53 AM | #19 |
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In a perfect world r9branda would give an Internet identity theft awareness lecture at my office that lasted 2 hrs.
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