03-13-2014, 09:26 PM | #1 |
Om
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The netcee truth hour
Some of us spend a lot of time on nc upholding a persona of some sort
I'd like to take this time for the entire community to reveal things about themselves, their real selves, which they would usually abstain from revealing, for fear of scrutiny I think we can all benefit from this Ill start phew.... ok, when I was in elementary school, I used to get boners in class and try to catch eye contact with other girls, all while flexing.my peener, in the hope that they would be impressed with the mysterious, flexing bulge concealed underneath my school uniform blue khakis Ok you
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03-13-2014, 09:29 PM | #2 |
obsessed
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Location: fucka idiyote
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Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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shut the fuck up idiot yeah fig
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03-13-2014, 09:31 PM | #3 |
2Chinz <3 Splice
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I dont see this going the way you want it to
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03-13-2014, 09:31 PM | #4 |
Get MacDon
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Everything I've said has been truthful
except I dont legally pratice medicine, however I have practiced medicine, have perfomed surgery, and have worked alongside of doctors. In addition to diving with sharks, I have wrestled alligators. I was a band 6 level employee with IBM before I was caught embezzling at which point I pled drug addiction, went to detox, was given a paid vacation and did not have to go to federal prison, only to be later given severence papers and laid off while incarcerated in jail for other charges.
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FFC>FCC A. bove T. he R. est
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03-13-2014, 09:32 PM | #5 |
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Lol....idk why...bur for sum reason i read the ontroduction to ur reveal in the most sincere tone.....so when i read the first line i lold hard. Smh.
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03-13-2014, 09:33 PM | #6 |
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What a fag. I think every dude's done that. As well as jerk off for the 1st time and act like they lost their virginity the next day and shit...
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03-13-2014, 09:34 PM | #7 |
Om
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03-13-2014, 09:34 PM | #8 |
Om
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Ill fuck you grossest
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03-13-2014, 09:36 PM | #9 |
DA GOD
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Location: Canton Ohio
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lol what
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03-13-2014, 09:47 PM | #10 |
Steel Cut
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I don't remember my first kiss, and barely remember the first time I had sex, but I vividly remember the first time I jerked off.
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03-13-2014, 09:55 PM | #11 |
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I was 13, my older sisters friend kim mcgarrity, she was 17. She wanted the D. She was my first kiss, first bj, sex... the whole shabang. I'll never forget that ass.. but yea I remember the first peter pull too
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03-13-2014, 10:00 PM | #12 |
consults Lloyd
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I am the realest human.
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03-13-2014, 10:04 PM | #13 |
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I agree with fig, speaking of upload we all should a mug shot contest.
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03-13-2014, 10:07 PM | #14 |
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btw netcees need's more best looking ladies like me.
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03-13-2014, 10:07 PM | #15 |
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its all downhill from here on out netcees
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03-13-2014, 10:09 PM | #16 |
Om
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We need some dirty pics
Like you in the mud
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03-13-2014, 10:35 PM | #17 |
Leave you flatlined.
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@oats suggested a stock to me that took off. I made about $17,000 on that one trade.
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03-13-2014, 10:41 PM | #19 |
Om
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I'd believe it
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03-13-2014, 10:46 PM | #20 |
Bags will be avenged
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ok so sometimes I get boxers names wrong
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