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Old 02-18-2014, 03:23 PM   #1
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Go back to your shoebox and cook your microwave dinners on your 3 feet stove. Gather those crawfish out of the new jersey streams and front like you emreld laggasi.

You can't cook

NOW GET THE FUCK OUT MY KITCHEN
i can't cook?

soup, from scratch, bones and all:


our crawfish here in carolina come locally, not from nj:


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Old 02-18-2014, 03:25 PM   #2
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aint got sht on my goulash game


lol, sht looks good tho
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aint got sht on my goulash game


lol, sht looks good tho
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Old 02-18-2014, 03:56 PM   #4
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damn str8

give me a towel, a mattress, n some 190

shts a wrap
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Old 02-18-2014, 04:13 PM   #5
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i hate that diode cares about presentation

thats my main problem with chefs in general.

but yo diode that steak off the grill is overcooked YO

judging by da juice

but word
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Hungry as fuck now. Fuck.

But yo.

U have a tumor in ur ring finger.
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Hungry as fuck now. Fuck.

But yo.

U have a tumor in ur ring finger.
you think i have a french manicure? lmao

that's my mother in law's hand

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Old 02-18-2014, 04:16 PM   #8
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i hate that diode cares about presentation

thats my main problem with chefs in general.

but yo diode that steak off the grill is overcooked YO

judging by da juice

but word
My steaks are all cooked to 130 degrees and then tented for 5 minutes to hit a perfect 135.

You can fuck on me with all of my other food but do not fuck on me when it comes to steaks!
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My steaks are all cooked to 130 degrees and then tented for 5 minutes to hit a perfect 135.

You can fuck on me with all of my other food but do not fuck on me when it comes to steaks!
i don't worry bout degrees YO

if you poke it and brown juices come out its overdone

i judge how i cook my steaks by sound and finger pokes like a DRUID
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i don't worry bout degrees YO

if you poke it and brown juices come out its overdone

i judge how i cook my steaks by sound and finger pokes like a DRUID
If you don't have brown juices then you didn't sear properly. Your steak is leaking. You must have put a hole in it. You ruined your steak. I'm so sorry.

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props, i would eat all that gladly
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can't argue that. I made some coconut curry breaded chicken the other night that was dope as fuck, but I'm in the shallows with my kitchen game, still at the finding recipes online and following them to a T stage.
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can't argue that. I made some coconut curry breaded chicken the other night that was dope as fuck, but I'm in the shallows with my kitchen game, still at the finding recipes online and following them to a T stage.
that sounds tasty. what kind of curry?
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coconut curry? I just used generic curry seasoning, nothing specific to India/Thailand/Japan. I marinated the chicken in a curry recipe and then breaded it with coconut shavings. threw it on top of some spaghetti squash with a fresh lime butter sauce, shit was dank.
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I saw the manicure.....compared it to manliness ratio and after weighing the odds i decided it was more likely u had french tips then a woman having those gastly bear claws attached to her arms.

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