01-07-2014, 01:28 AM | #1 |
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Pic Battle: Split Eight vs Sharp Nine - SHARP WINS
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02-03-2014, 09:48 PM | #3 |
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Lol. In 2 vote on this.
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02-06-2014, 12:07 AM | #5 |
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@Split Eight 14 whenever you can
Lookin at my lookalike... I feel blessed for my heredity. That face is poor genetics, B Those lips aren't just overly pronouced, they're written out phonetically UTC was meant to be grand scene. To really liven up this place didnt get a giant spectacle... but at least I got the frames on this nerd's face yeah, I can't talk and need a trim. haircut jokes are welcome But I'm just lookin a little Shaggy. You look like an oversized Velma the whole twin bit's confusing. us looking alike's just a logical fallacy Feels like i been kept in the dark, but you look like the one with a sun allergy i love making fun of you. its seriously too fun, kid ur face is a botched abortion... n ur neck/shoulders look like the coat hanger it was done with you're my dude, this is all in fun and totally free of judgement But if I had that widow's peak, I'd jump off to meet my departed husband I'm the battling half of the wonder twins. Know your place n show respect winnin heres a reach you cant make... not just cuz you got less than half my neck |
02-21-2014, 03:57 PM | #6 |
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fuck this weakling, ur mother should been offered abortion,
I laugh at ur wire frame specs... and i mean ur body's awkward proportions. I got Bacardi and Beck's. Swishers n brews. if ur passing the pipe its at jazz band w/ didgeridoos. this text battle's mirrored- pictures and image, but behind YOU's my exit you make a better door than a window- but I'll walk thru you at the ending that birds nest doesn't just Cast shade on ur head- and most of the floor... it draws curtains, bangs on the couch and shows it the door ur style is WEAK. that shirt should be burned right where u stand, I haven't seen old lines stretched that bad since the last cypher w/ chyeahhh... u lookin poverty cuz. name one jazz boy wonder who's rich?? everything u 'got for a song' must not include career pointers OR tips u struggle with verses, I got u- what's it to Split? I could feed u a jaw line, cause its clear urs doesn't exist
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the whole twin bit's confusing. us looking alike's just a logical fallacy
Feels like i been kept in the dark, but you look like the one with a sun allergy I'm the battling half of the wonder twins. Know your place n show respect winnin heres a reach you cant make... not just cuz you got less than half my neck vs fuck this weakling, ur mother should been offered abortion, I laugh at ur wire frame specs... and i mean ur body's awkward proportions. that birds nest doesn't just Cast shade on ur head- and most of the floor... it draws curtains, bangs on the couch and shows it the door Overall- this was a pretty close battle both had their ups & downs .. the ups where even but i think Split had the bar of the battle w/ wired frame line |
02-21-2014, 04:28 PM | #8 |
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fuck this weakling, ur mother should been offered abortion,
I laugh at ur wire frame specs... and i mean ur body's awkward proportions. Lol. Nice. I got Bacardi and Beck's. Swishers n brews. if ur passing the pipe its at jazz band w/ didgeridoos. Eh this text battle's mirrored- pictures and image, but behind YOU's my exit you make a better door than a window- but I'll walk thru you at the ending Played. Clean wording tho. that birds nest doesn't just Cast shade on ur head- and most of the floor... it draws curtains, bangs on the couch and shows it the door Im tired of these type of punches. Rip niks style. U did it right tho. Ok punch. ur style is WEAK. that shirt should be burned right where u stand, I haven't seen old lines stretched that bad since the last cypher w/ chyeahhh... Lol cool u lookin poverty cuz. name one jazz boy wonder who's rich?? everything u 'got for a song' must not include career pointers OR tips Ok...ish u struggle with verses, I got u- what's it to Split? I could feed u a jaw line, cause its clear urs doesn't exist Nice. Lookin at my lookalike... I feel blessed for my heredity. That face is poor genetics, B Those lips aren't just overly pronouced, they're written out phonetically Gone. UTC was meant to be grand scene. To really liven up this place didnt get a giant spectacle... but at least I got the frames on this nerd's face I liked splits specs line better tbC. This was ok.... yeah, I can't talk and need a trim. haircut jokes are welcome But I'm just lookin a little Shaggy. You look like an oversized Velma Looooooooooooooooool the whole twin bit's confusing. us looking alike's just a logical fallacy Feels like i been kept in the dark, but you look like the one with a sun allergy Ok i love making fun of you. its seriously too fun, kid ur face is a botched abortion... n ur neck/shoulders look like the coat hanger it was done with Pertinent to the pic....this is aight you're my dude, this is all in fun and totally free of judgement But if I had that widow's peak, I'd jump off to meet my departed husband Widows peak lines been done.....this is a dope flip tho I'm the battling half of the wonder twins. Know your place n show respect winnin heres a reach you cant make... not just cuz you got less than half my neck Lol....this ok...not great ...funny tho Man.....this is prolly one of the closest battles i read in a while......real hard to judge cuz both had sum technical bars and sum lols mixed in which i appreciate seeing both in a pic battle.....if im bein 2million i got more lols out of sharps verse.....that velma shit was just too dead on. Split has elevated alot since i last seen him battle tjo for sure. This really will just come down to style preference and the votes will be mixed id imagine. No real loser here. V sharp |
02-21-2014, 06:13 PM | #10 |
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Will read again later, under the influence.
Along w/ my vote. Will edit in here. Dope shit tho, fellas. |
02-25-2014, 10:36 AM | #11 |
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Sharp - flow was flawless, I thought that you strung your ideas together nicely and clown your opponent really well. I liked the shaggy flip with the Velma shit as well , it had me laughing. Also the kept in the dark/sun allergy line was crack, good way to cover your own ass as well in terms of him coming at you with a colour bar. Overall this was a strong verse man
Split - it seemed like you had good ideas but you didn't know where to take them. I was kind of thrown off that you decided to go for a glasses bar cuz sharp went for one first, and IMO he did it better. I really didn't like the better door than window bar it just seemed weak, overall it just seemed like you got out classed by a wittier opponent Vote : Sharp |
02-25-2014, 11:23 AM | #12 |
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yeah, I can't talk and need a trim. haircut jokes are welcome
But I'm just lookin a little Shaggy. You look like an oversized Velma you're my dude, this is all in fun and totally free of judgement But if I had that widow's peak, I'd jump off to meet my departed husband vs fuck this weakling, ur mother should been offered abortion, I laugh at ur wire frame specs... and i mean ur body's awkward proportions. This was a pretty nice PIC battle tho, I got Sharp edging it tho with 1 quote. Quoted above are the bars, I felt were most effective not to mention got a chuckle or 2 out. Good shit fellas! Keep writing. v/Sharp |
02-25-2014, 11:50 AM | #13 |
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I feel blessed for my heredity. That face is poor genetics, B Those lips aren't just overly pronouced, they're written out phonetically lol UTC was meant to be grand scene. To really liven up this place didnt get a giant spectacle... but at least I got the frames on this nerd's face Hah cool yeah, I can't talk and need a trim. haircut jokes are welcome But I'm just lookin a little Shaggy. You look like an oversized Velma Ok the whole twin bit's confusing. us looking alike's just a logical fallacy Feels like i been kept in the dark, but you look like the one with a sun allergy Kinda predictable i love making fun of you. its seriously too fun, kid ur face is a botched abortion... n ur neck/shoulders look like the coat hanger it was done with lmao you're my dude, this is all in fun and totally free of judgement But if I had that widow's peak, I'd jump off to meet my departed husband Hah I'm the battling half of the wonder twins. Know your place n show respect winnin heres a reach you cant make... not just cuz you got less than half my neck Ehh Split fuck this weakling, ur mother should been offered abortion, I laugh at ur wire frame specs... and i mean ur body's awkward proportions. Interesting diss. I got Bacardi and Beck's. Swishers n brews. if ur passing the pipe its at jazz band w/ didgeridoos. Overkill imo this text battle's mirrored- pictures and image, but behind YOU's my exit you make a better door than a window- but I'll walk thru you at the ending Not bad but little impact that birds nest doesn't just Cast shade on ur head- and most of the floor... it draws curtains, bangs on the couch and shows it the door Not feeling this set up ur style is WEAK. that shirt should be burned right where u stand, I haven't seen old lines stretched that bad since the last cypher w/ chyeahhh... lol u lookin poverty cuz. name one jazz boy wonder who's rich?? everything u 'got for a song' must not include career pointers OR tips Nah u struggle with verses, I got u- what's it to Split? I could feed u a jaw line, cause its clear urs doesn't exist This was a miss Vote - Sharp |
02-25-2014, 02:32 PM | #14 |
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I feel blessed for my heredity. That face is poor genetics, B
Those lips aren't just overly pronouced, they're written out phonetically clever UTC was meant to be grand scene. To really liven up this place didnt get a giant spectacle... but at least I got the frames on this nerd's face good yeah, I can't talk and need a trim. haircut jokes are welcome But I'm just lookin a little Shaggy. You look like an oversized Velma clever i love making fun of you. its seriously too fun, kid ur face is a botched abortion... n ur neck/shoulders look like the coat hanger it was done with haha v fuck this weakling, ur mother should been offered abortion, I laugh at ur wire frame specs... and i mean ur body's awkward proportions. dope sharp knows how to do it a little better at this time. split could be good too tho if he kept at it. enjoyable shit. vote sharp |
02-27-2014, 04:11 AM | #15 |
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Sharps best bars were the lip one, the sun allergy, and the coat hanger
Split had the chyeahhh cypher bar,.and the one about sharps jawline Feel that split had more consistent misses, while sharp was consistent in a good way. Good battle though. I think it lived up to its potential :) V/Sharp
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