01-16-2014, 02:54 PM | #341 |
DA GOD
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im mad at @Orc and @oXus cuz they have the best pic yo
no excuses. write a straightfoward gladiator tale of dopeness
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01-16-2014, 02:54 PM | #342 |
PR's Finest
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pent edited his verse into an existing post
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01-16-2014, 02:59 PM | #343 |
Robin Williams of Fallen Victims
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Diode be keeping tabs and sizing up verses
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01-16-2014, 03:00 PM | #344 |
Om
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I'm at school nigga
I'll show don't be a baby
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01-16-2014, 03:00 PM | #345 |
obsessed
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Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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dude been at school for 29 hours liar
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01-16-2014, 03:01 PM | #346 |
Om
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My school is weird
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01-16-2014, 03:02 PM | #347 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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It's actually a sweatshop in Tijuana.
Fig sews cloth diapers for oversized infants.
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I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws. |
01-16-2014, 03:10 PM | #348 |
Lime Life
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@Certain I'll be posting in about 2-3 hours.
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He listens to voices inside of his mind
Explicit and poisonous violent crime. |
01-16-2014, 03:16 PM | #349 |
SOBER
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01-16-2014, 03:20 PM | #350 |
Lime Life
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^ I have been looking forward to that battle.
Oxus has been dope and Orc is capable of awesomeness when he tries, it'd be a shame if it didn't happen.
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Explicit and poisonous violent crime. |
01-16-2014, 03:22 PM | #351 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
two of my friends almost committed suicide, my old job wants to take me to court because im a baby thug and my mom keeps calling me, and my pinky hurts cause i was clicking too much playing league ill tell u what pain is figs dad
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01-16-2014, 03:24 PM | #352 |
SOBER
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Yeah but Fig had school.
Explain to me, for the enjoyment of the board, why your old job wants to take you to court. |
01-16-2014, 03:31 PM | #353 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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Stealing boxes on his day off?
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01-16-2014, 03:37 PM | #354 |
PR's Finest
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My effort level, much like @Frank's, is directly proportional to the effort level of my opponent.
Hence why I always start writing and drop at the last minute. Interesting going with the fracking angle and the old milk > oil adage, btw. I liked it though I do have some feedback when this is all said and done if you want it. Glad we decided to not go through with your original AOWL suggestion or this would be a very awkward battle ;)
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01-16-2014, 03:45 PM | #355 |
rhyme capsule.
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should write something tonight. @Certain how many hours do i have, about 11? idk.
@PancakeBrah -- i posted. Last edited by Eŋg; 01-16-2014 at 09:27 PM. |
01-16-2014, 03:49 PM | #356 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
i fucked everybody in the belly button
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01-16-2014, 03:50 PM | #357 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
but seriously i don't can't divulge that information.
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Robin Williams of Fallen Victims
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01-16-2014, 03:59 PM | #359 | |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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01-16-2014, 03:59 PM | #360 | |
Lime Life
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Quote:
I mastered the time zones guys!
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