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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#102 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,349
Battle Record: 0-1
Rep Power: 84181442 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I sent u a pm cakedout.
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#103 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 133
Battle Record: 0-4
Rep Power: 34 ![]() |
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your comebacks are like pancake bars, played.
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#104 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899403 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#105 |
The Bad Guys.
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 9,168
Battle Record: 106-34
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Key to Greatness I
- BA Cypher Tournament
- Tag Team Tournament I
- Fight Night LXXVI
- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
Rep Power: 85899398 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Riddick chronicles of dia.siks basement
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#106 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899403 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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You look like Vin Diesel chin greaser.
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#107 |
SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 13,052
Battle Record: 2-5
Champed - AOWL Season 2
Rep Power: 85899406 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Lookin like he can't believe he ate the entire thing. Swaps Jnco jeans with his gym partner. Calls his life partner his gym partner. Dumb. Cried the day he had to euphemism his cat. Puts every weight on the bar with a sigh. Uses the gym mirrors to look out the window longingly.
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#108 |
The Bad Guys.
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 9,168
Battle Record: 106-34
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Key to Greatness I
- BA Cypher Tournament
- Tag Team Tournament I
- Fight Night LXXVI
- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
Rep Power: 85899398 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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As long as u kno
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#109 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899403 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Was rejected by every branch of the military but calls himself a reserve anyway.
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#110 |
SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 13,052
Battle Record: 2-5
Champed - AOWL Season 2
Rep Power: 85899406 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Swings from vine to vine made by prepubescent girls
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#111 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Lol @ euphemism his cat. LOOOOOOOOOOL DUDE SAID EUPHEMISM WHAT A ENGLISH NERD!
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#112 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899403 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Roots for the Colorado Buffaloes and the Buffalo Bills.
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#113 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7023 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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how u gon roast a dude whos covered in darkness u dumb fagg0ts
lmao this shit is pathetic n reachin on a whole new lvl get a better pic @PancakeBrah |
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#114 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7023 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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*INSERT SOME RANDOM BULLSHIT HERE AND RELATE IT TO SOME OTHER RANDOM SHIT HERE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH GIVEN PIC*
*REFERENCE OBSCURE SHIT CONSTANTLY* *REPLACE FAMOUS NAMES WITH RETARDED PUN HERE* *CONTINUE BITING VULGAR'S WEIRD ROASTING TECHNIQUES* |
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#115 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7023 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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@Frank Metts
@kungfugrip @Orc @J. Metts plz return to teach these kids how to roast shits embarrassing |
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#116 |
SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 13,052
Battle Record: 2-5
Champed - AOWL Season 2
Rep Power: 85899406 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I got you, Ryan. Let me PM dude to send me a better pic now that we've roasted him for 100+ posts. Solid.
DUDE LOOKS FUCKING DUMB. YOU LIFT WEIGHTS TO TAKE SELFIES IN DEPRESSED POSES, FILTERED THROUGH TEENAGE-GIRL-SUICIDE INSTAGRAM SETTINGS. HOW LONG DID YOU SET THE CAMERA'S TIMER FOR IN THIS PICTURE? DID YOU SET IT ON THE TRI-POD, RUSH YOUR STUBBY ASS LEGS TO THE BED AND ASSUME THE 'FAGGOT TRY HARD INTELLECTUAL' POSE? OR DID YOUR MAMMOTH COW OF A GIRLFRIEND TAKE IT WHILE IMAGINING GETTING FUCKED BY A REAL MAN? PLEASE, LET US KNOW.
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#117 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7023 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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i only call it how i see
i would have joined but roasting a shadow aint my thing |
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#118 |
SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 13,052
Battle Record: 2-5
Champed - AOWL Season 2
Rep Power: 85899406 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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these are lean times. ill take this over no roasts for a couple months. thanks to you and @Cakedout for trying to derail this tho
also, dude has mulan tattoos
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#119 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
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Three months ago, he shaved his head and dropped out of his death metal band because the rhymes were calling him.
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#120 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7023 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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dude does lat workouts
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