ITT: I tell you which DBZ character you are

[veritas]

I am goku.

[NYCSPITZ]

BAGS = Oolong.

Shits himself uncontrollably early on in the series. A prominent and endearing character appreciated by many...

Kovial and fun loving, oolong is a shape shifter who can text battle, do topicals, be humorous, be boring and be mean at various intervals. Best friend is a blue beta male flying squirrel with annoying high pitched voice

[veritas]

this is not a valid or reliable test.

[NYCSPITZ]

Aero :

Mr popo fo sho...or...could it be???????

[Witty]

Meee.

[NYCSPITZ]

ORC = yamcha.

Pretty boy, has girl stolen out of his grasp and impregnated by vegeta. strong z-warrior adored and respected by many, yamcha feels the need to buy women objects to impress them such as when he bought a flying car to impress bulma in the tree of might. swag evolves into alpha later on in life

[NYCSPITZ]

witty = Kami.

Overseer of earth. If he dies we cannot wish anything back w the dragon balls. Owner of the 7 balls...mystical...fabled...evasive.

a steadfast old man, guinness drinker and creator of the hyperbolic chamber.

can slow down time and help others train, aka see themselves truly for the first time via popping into threads like...

....hi.


...oh how are you?


witty is a rubix cube

[Witty]

Nailed it.

[Fig]

Yez

[NYCSPITZ]

Originally Posted by Fig

Yez

Yajirobi.

Always eating, masturbating and has a sword. Occasionally does baller shit albeit on a cowardly level like slashing Vegeta in the back after he got sonned by the Z fighters.

[Allen Knight]

Ok

[NYCSPITZ]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

Ok

I would put Allen Knight as The Namekian warrior Piccolo fuses with in the Frieza saga just before battling Frieza's third form (and getting fucked up). Powerful, wise for his age and has the poise of a gawd. Although namekians are androgynous and shit eggs, lacking sexual organs, if this one had a dick he would bag bitches. Doesn't need a car cuz he can fly at over 200mph with his own inner KI.

[namix]

I haven't seen the show, but having seen it come up in enough battles through the years... i gather that there is someone named Namix in it? lol

but hey, sign me up in case the name don't fit the character!

[NYCSPITZ]

Originally Posted by namix

I haven't seen the show, but having seen it come up in enough battles through the years... i gather that there is someone named Namix in it? lol

but hey, sign me up in case the name don't fit the character!

Dr. Gero. Insane genius turns himself into a giant brain and tries to capture GOku to steal his body. Intelligent, and always real about who he is. Namix is known to travel the astral levels of reality constantly, opening his crown chakra to higher consciousness and being aware of the higher cosmic order. Mother earth is alive and her lighting, branches and African waterways resemble veins. Earth is 75% water as are humans. THis is distinctly namix and he doesn't deny it. In a similar vein, Gero never denies his evil character, working for the menacing red ribbon army and afterwards seeking world domination.

[namix]

it seriously amazes me how good you guys are at this kinda shit lol


90% of the time it sounds dead-on, and 9% of the time it's some creative spin tying something to someone in a way that is still somewhat accurate

[Fart]

i'm the dragon that grants wishes and shit. you need hella balls to come at me bros

[NYCSPITZ]

Originally Posted by Art

i'm the dragon that grants wishes and shit. you need hella balls to come at me bros

I'm going Chiaotzsu here. A small clown, with bursts of power. Spoiled by royalty, saved by Tien. The perfect odd couple, tien has 3 eyes and chiaztzsu is a small clown whose sexuality is questionable. Young and inexperienced in the ways of the world, Chiatzsu however has infinite potential and absurd bursts of power. Is loyal to himself and to his friends. Cries constantly. Also a model citizen who can grow to be a threat.

[...the Nagger]

there is literally no way reedz can be King Piccolo

for one, Piccolo was black son

who is the thread starter? this dude shouldn't do threads like these

[anime_boners]

he didn't put me as Piccolo lmao.. he put me as Vegeta

I am definitely Vegeta - Snarky/smug shit talker, never actually win anything notable, shorter than everyone else.

Originally Posted by namix

i gather that there is someone named Namix in it? lol

no lol

Namekajin is a race of aliens.. they call it Namekian in English, sometimes the Namkajins are referred to as Nameks, so I guess that's the w/p people use on you?

[StarFaggot]

Who am I