Top 20 Text Battlers of All Time

[dead man]

dominate GOAT if you ask me

[Aero]

Originally Posted by dead man

dominate GOAT if you ask me

Good man.

[R!canTheoryz]

I thought Damien was long bar? Holla Front all had mostly long bar heads

[R!canTheoryz]

I Go way back with most of the names on this list tbh

[~RustyGunZ~]

Stop upping this shitty thread faggots

Negs from here on out

Someone hit me with one for even posting this thx

[Dope girl]

you stole my list j/k lol

[Answer]

At this point I’m easily top 5 best writers to ever do text. Any textcees who haven’t been writing and/or relevant since 2003 when “I cum hard like viagra” was the standard level of haymaker, are not part of the top 25. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Answer

At this point I’m easily top 5 best writers to ever do text. Any textcees who haven’t been writing and/or relevant since 2003 when “I cum hard like viagra” was the standard level of haymaker, are not part of the top 25. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

Agreed. I think if you started off short bar you'd be undeniably the best ever buuuuuut you didn't and no one respects long bar so off you go.

[Num]

We didn't do "cum" lines... Nice try though... you don't even have the competition around you to compete at a high level and say you're the best. Or near it. Microphone or text I'd beat shit down your leg.This ain't fuckin basketball... ain't a nigga that was peak level then that couldn't come in here and kick the vast majority of people's ass. That's y'all problem no respect for people that did it before you. Sorry your name won't be mentioned when you leave the net. But there were specific times in this text thing that was pivotal hence majority of list are people from that time and those same people are carrying the flag for your bum ass to text.

[Blas]

Beyond GOAT!

[Saint]

It's been a slow but steady decline since

[De Loco]

I never thought about Top 20 all time


Ima give it some thought and come back

* tries to figure out a slick way to write De Loco 20 times *

[De Loco]

Alright

On a serious note

Any disagreements then cash app bets could possibly be made if a match up gets booked.

My List is KILLIN everybody elses!
These are the best writers I've ever seen or battled personally in Text Rap.

Skizzo (aka Death undefeated all-time)
TGO Phalanx
Massacre
Mask Reaper
Mugga Montana
Sam Miller
Will Mac
Josh Hunt
Zach Moore
Oehmichen Erṅo
Hilah
Calvin Williams
Jas Gat (illest Girl in the game ever)
Mike Desanto
Marco DaEminent
Joe Deal
Joe Jimson
Resin 8 (best Resin I've seen)
Einstein Brainstorm
Jordan Denault ( will out wordplay ANYONE)

[Kill Spree]

Originally Posted by De Loco

Alright

On a serious note

Any disagreements then cash app bets could possibly be made if a match up gets booked.

My List is KILLIN everybody elses!
These are the best writers I've ever seen or battled personally in Text Rap.

Skizzo (aka Death undefeated all-time)
TGO Phalanx
Massacre
Mask Reaper
Mugga Montana
Sam Miller
Will Mac
Josh Hunt
Zach Moore
Oehmichen Erṅo
Hilah
Calvin Williams
Jas Gat (illest Girl in the game ever)
Mike Desanto
Marco DaEminent
Joe Deal
Joe Jimson
Resin 8 (best Resin I've seen)
Einstein Brainstorm
Jordan Denault ( will out wordplay ANYONE)

MassAKer a clown!

[Listen]

Y'all are missing a whole lot of people. This is basically a list of folks that eventually found themselves here.

It's missing literally all of rhymenreason. The FIRST version of RapBattle (no S) and when Shadow owned it.

[De Loco]

Originally Posted by Kill Spree

MassAKer a clown!

Lol

I slightly disagree. He got great skills...infact you should battle him one day. Very very similar styles yall got.

Just sayin

[sral]

shut up, chicken.

i’m prob one of the two ppl here around long enough to know who you are (the other is you)

[sral]

Goat26
BLACK FLAME
Repitwa
Abolish Da Antonym
Phear
Spiritz
E Tha Real
Jay Krupp
Sincere
Status Qu0

TiMe
5%ers

blaow

[Listen]

Originally Posted by sral

Goat26
BLACK FLAME
Repitwa
Abolish Da Antonym
Phear
Spiritz
E Tha Real
Jay Krupp
Sincere
Status Qu0

TiMe
5%ers

blaow

Close.

[Answer]

I'll reiterate

Any textcees who haven’t been writing and/or relevant since 2003 when “I cum hard like viagra” was the standard level of haymaker, are not part of the top 25. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

nobody cares about random old heads just cause they were dropping the hottest keystyles ever seen by LyRiCaL aRtIsT in AIM chats in 2002. 99% of those people were 12 year old kids who just discovered their ballsack for the first time & they were all objectively bottom tier trash by today's standards. Cool story bro, you wrote better text raps than some prepubescent kid who was still getting their lunch made by their mom who just discovered what multis were when they were 11.

Most of those people never transitioned to audio with any kind of success, or live battling with any kind of success. Music I've made has collectively gotten over 800,000 hits worldwide, and I'm purposely excluding a stupid trolling song that I made that KSI used in one of his youtube videos that ended up doing 3.2 million. Apart from Baron, I don't actively know one person other than myself that has actually battled in front of a crowd of REAL people and made them go batshit crazy. Apart from Baron, I don't know one other person who has battled against people who have been on URL. I even took my writing ability and adapted it to win local open mic stand up comedy competitions lmao

I was elite top tier when I was dropping HOF battles & open mics in the 2000's on HF
I was elite top tier when I was dropping HOF battles & open mics in the 2000's on raptism
I was elite top tier when I was the longest reigning heavyweight text champ RR has ever had in the 2010's
I was elite top tier when I when I came here and had to adapt my entire writing style and still ended up champing summer classic, fight night & NBL in 2020

If your accomplishments are that you were nice during a 3-5 year period where you battled sha77er s7ar on an ezboard you haven't done a fraction of what it takes to be considered top 100 of textcees of all time, let alone top 20 lmfao. You sat on your hands doing nothing while hundreds of people with more drive and motivation for this shit lapped you. It's really that straightforward. If you only existed in one era, you're not top 20. Which btw 2000 - 2010 was literally the WACKEST era of all time in terms of writing ability. The wordplays that they found acceptable during that era were absolutely horrendous garbage. I know, I was there. You never had to battle ANYONE who was a certified veteran with 10+ years of experience & accomplishments in writing because there was NO SUCH THING as text battlers with 10+ years of writing experience in 2001. Most those people battling, including myself, were still in diapers in 1991. Literally EVERYONE you battled was at best a teenager who was NEW to text battling because text battling didn't even EXIST in the early 90's. AIM wasn't even created until 1997

Most those battlers were never even able to replicate their success ANYWHERE else than the ONE site they were successful on. And even more of those people were only ever successful on ONE website because they were in people's AIM messages and PM's begging their friends to vote for them. The level of cheating that happened in that era was fucking RAMPANT and anyone who says it wasn't is either lying about the fact that they were around during that period, or they themselves were actively participating in that cheating and are lying about the fact that they participated in it. When I came to NC, the entire board absolutely hated me. I had threads on here flat out trashing me before I even said half a word to most people or knew who ANYONE here was. If you have NEVER proven that you have the skill to go to a completely foreign territory where you don't know anyone, & everyone there is already waiting for you to lose, and still end up champing everything you touch, and PROVE that you can replicate that same success time and time again, you're not top 20.

I've been quiet & humble for years now cuz I'm a nice guy, but I'm done with that. You got outworked. Period. You didn't love this shit as much as other people loved it, yet you want to somehow attach yourself to it as if you were the greatest despite never having ANYTHING that proves you deserve that respect. You were the #1 basketball player in your high school, never went to college, never went to the pros, and now you want people to act like you belong on the same list as Jordan/Lebron/Kareem why? Because you were the best player at your high school?? You sound stupid as fuck. Guys like blue bayou, dominate, hush, resin, frac, hens, zuch, AK, aero, username, etc. etc. the list goes on - all champed and proved they were elite over spans of 20+ fucking years and on multiple sites. They were grown men battling against grown men, not children battling against children. If we're talking about topicals, Baron completely destroys everyone if we're being real. They objectively accomplished more things over the years, put out far more quantity of content, and put out way more QUALITY of content than these random ass names that only 5 people remember because they happened to be the #1 rapper on one of a hundred home sites back when dial-up was all the rage

If you're someone who was an active battler for 12+ years this obviously doesn't apply to you. Everyone else can either sit down & shut up or set up a 100 line battle. And yes, I MEAN 100 lines due within 48 hours of the thread dropping. Set it up, tag me, and let’s get to it. bc people like me and blue bayou have already put out MULTIPLE 100 bar battles. We can do this shit at a drop of a hat. We’re built for this shit wayyyy different than you 2000 - 2007 era rappers who needed 2 weeks to do a 20 line battle that’s got, AT BEST, one quotable bar in the shit. I'm happy to beat the shit down your leg and show you the difference in 2004 writing and 2024 writing. If you want respect, learn how to earn it.

fucka idiyotes