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12-31-2013, 01:21 AM | #1 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
Yo, yo yo mammas so fat. crowd: "HOW FAT IS SHE!!!!!!!!" SHES SO FAT SHE BOYCOTTED AN ITUNES APP CAUSE IT SUPPORTS APPLES
Ground is flickering. Dust. I'm Nicolaus the physicist, conducting experiments. Now down is withering up. I'm sick. Like a crowd with syphilis. In the smallest housing predicaments. I study so much my mouse blistering. I browse more history than DOW JONES. Listen honey, see where tippin' that cow goes. Twist a spears tip end. I'm coughing up, a imported beer liquid. Sorta queer when I'm vodka drunk. Call the cops. Cops are called. I'll cop a feel on her jugs til she tells me I have to right to remain science. Then shoot a tri-laser away and degrade eyelids. I'm a true raper. The two-faced two-timing strange tyrant. Who's fascinated by when wiper of blades make triangles. On windshields. I'm totally naked in negative wind chill. MY factions wittier. I'm so belligerent. I'd eat a ***tus, and use the pricks to become carnivorous. Half my linear thought is about a thousand times more sinister than the most wickedest Saw flick. My deliverance is ancient. Lift a leg up, I'm paging ground control to major tom. Setting off a station bomb, in the Caymans, on an agent bond/Jason saw/Satan/God pagan cross. It's contagious, cough. Caucasian, dark, haired abrasive tall guy with a persuasive nod. Held a Jamaican broad hostage until the cops gave applause. I'm crazy. I'm the opposite of insane islam. I say salam, until someone pays rewards, and gets me an escape Accord faster than McLaren's top speed. Hey, a Nazi.
lol. I spit flow epithets. I’ve evidenced a cycle so menstrual, the subject of my sentences get period blood on the predicates. Blitz clone. Resident evil. My arrogance is ten frames above your shit slow hesitance. The way my mouth shapes sound waves during prose. You would think the ground shakes when I flow. Abhorrent storm witch, lit a match and swallowed it whole. See, My conduits wholly. I’m desperate woman when texting, fucking bananas. Your raps are bologna, going ham on a whole piece. The american hero, antecedent. Zero. My connections like electrical circuit. Integrated measures of current. You couldn't engineer my immeasurable torrent. I’m three spell check edits certain of that. Going third-person with personable action, turning you tender, purring felines vertebrae worthless. It’s vapid. The flexible serpent, with a warrant out for his arrest. Hissing venom to irregular when it lands you turn into rabbits. And that was a magic trick for the occurrence that happened @Certain @CopyPat @Fig Jr.
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12-31-2013, 01:25 AM | #2 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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@Curtain
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12-31-2013, 01:37 AM | #3 |
Bam
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I inspired this
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12-31-2013, 01:57 AM | #4 |
Mic Check
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what makes this even more impressive is that he wrote each paragraph in well under 10 minutes each... amazing
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12-31-2013, 02:04 AM | #5 |
V.V
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btw...
...they all support apples. legendary verse. just legendary.
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12-31-2013, 10:10 AM | #6 |
SOBER
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The hostage til the cops applause line was awesome. The major tom scheme was also. At work so I only skimmed but this was great. Might give better feed later.
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12-31-2013, 10:51 AM | #7 |
nok Su kow
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Uh mays eeen
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12-31-2013, 09:32 PM | #8 |
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Setting off a station bomb, in the Caymans, on an agent bond/Jason saw/Satan/God pagan cross. It's contagious, cough. Caucasian, dark, haired abrasive tall guy with a persuasive nod. Held a Jamaican broad hostage until the cops gave applause. I'm crazy. I'm the opposite of insane islam.
Aaaaaaand, curtains. Damn that was sick bro. Actually this is the first thing i read from you surprisingly, will definitely peep more though. Good shit
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01-01-2014, 12:17 PM | #9 |
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I agree with Just Write
this was my favorite part "Setting off a station bomb, in the Caymans, on an agent bond/Jason saw/Satan/God pagan cross. It's contagious, cough. Caucasian, dark, haired abrasive tall guy with a persuasive nod. Held a Jamaican broad hostage until the cops gave applause. I'm crazy. I'm the opposite of insane islam. Wow this was a amaz za zing very artistic. I can understand that religion blinds so many from the truth and even twists what's right at times. I like how you brought attention to this.
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01-02-2014, 03:10 PM | #10 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
UP UP
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01-02-2014, 04:15 PM | #11 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899403 |
My favorite part was, "I'm three spell check edits certain of that."
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01-02-2014, 04:26 PM | #12 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
You know, I mean, don't mean to test or insult your intelligence. That was about you, right?
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01-02-2014, 04:28 PM | #13 |
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Smh....ridiculous. can't say anything you don't already know about this shit. bravo
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01-02-2014, 05:38 PM | #14 |
consults Lloyd
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Reminds me of that one thing I wrote that one time.
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01-02-2014, 06:19 PM | #15 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899403 |
Why are you writing about me? Am I your muse?
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01-02-2014, 06:26 PM | #16 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
You were there when I wrote it.
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01-02-2014, 06:32 PM | #17 |
living
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,468
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- Write Week V
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i wrote my last OM (very) loosely based on a comment certain left me.
certain it appears you are NCs muse. oh and this was cool but you have obviously written better bwaahahaha.
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01-02-2014, 06:50 PM | #18 |
Bam
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YA IT WAS AIIIGHT
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01-02-2014, 07:02 PM | #19 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
why do you hate me all I do is support you and this is what I get you're a shit a plague and a disease
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01-02-2014, 07:02 PM | #20 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
i'm glad we're commenting on each others threads, slowly, but surely. thanks.
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