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Old 12-20-2013, 05:22 PM   #1
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:03 AM   #2
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I dunno about anyone else but if someone is planning to insert something inside my body I would like to know in advance lol
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Great thread here guise. A+ lulz have been had.

And i dont ask to lick a girls ass, ill just do it, and ive never been told to stop, they love it.
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:06 AM   #4
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:12 AM   #5
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this seems like an elaborate troll

but no i guess the act is not inherently gay. witty put it perfectly

sounds uncomfortable and extraneous though
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:29 AM   #6
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Think I might have HIV. Swollen lymph node for 3 months. Sore throat off and on. Developing rash on stomach, chest, forearms and thighs. Achy muscles. Small, dark red dot on my inner right cheek. Tests for mono, strep, cancer and other possible causes have come back negative. At doctor now. Gonna ask to be tested. Fretting.
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:29 AM   #7
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Think I might have HIV. Swollen lymph node for 3 months. Sore throat off and on. Developing rash on stomach, chest, forearms and thighs. Achy muscles. Small, dark red dot on my inner right cheek. Tests for mono, strep, cancer and other possible causes have come back negative. At doctor now. Gonna ask to be tested. Fretting.
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:33 AM   #8
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Think I might have HIV. Swollen lymph node for 3 months. Sore throat off and on. Developing rash on stomach, chest, forearms and thighs. Achy muscles. Small, dark red dot on my inner right cheek. Tests for mono, strep, cancer and other possible causes have come back negative. At doctor now. Gonna ask to be tested. Fretting.
Yeah well you didnt have unprotected sex with a woman from The Congo like yours truely did, did you?

I get my results back tomorrow.

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Old 12-20-2013, 10:50 AM   #9
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I would only let a bitch toss my salad.. no fingers.

I farted in this bitch mouth once & she threw up lool.. shit was nuts.. I wanted to punch that fart face cunt dead in her grill.
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:54 AM   #10
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Timothy: is the fact that you have absolutely ZERO redeeming qualities the result of birth or choice, or both?
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Old 12-20-2013, 12:03 PM   #11
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I farted in this bitch mouth once & she threw up lool.. shit was nuts.. I wanted to punch that fart face cunt dead in her grill.
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An man.....i dont want her finger IN me....fuck that....but she could rub her finger over and circularly around da gods butthile and it would please me. Sake w gettin my salad tossed.....i like it till they try an jam their tongue into me....then im like...eh....this doesnt feel great bitch.
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:53 AM   #12
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Strikta your attitude towards the other sex is worrying.
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Old 12-20-2013, 11:00 AM   #13
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She was a filthy slut, bro.

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No, she was a just recovering heroin addict who seems to sleep around often. She's also a cutter, which makes me think she has a general disregard for her well being. Baton Rouge has the highest rate of new AIDS cases per capita.
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Old 12-20-2013, 05:24 PM   #16
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No, she was a just recovering heroin addict who seems to sleep around often. She's also a cutter, which makes me think she has a general disregard for her well being. Baton Rouge has the highest rate of new AIDS cases per capita.
I don't want to put R.I.P DB on my Netcees sig please. IF she's into heroin she probably know strikta, which means you guys inadvertently have fucked.

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Second lol'd. Dude said dead corpse. Lol @ living corpses. Hey guys can you go fetch me a water fluid so I can wash down this pill ecstasy so I can go to sleep bed
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:56 AM   #18
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Can't remember if I wore a condom. I remember having one present. I was high and drunk. Shame.
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I hope no one has aids
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Old 12-20-2013, 11:19 AM   #20
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Tends to baffle me how a man can contract aids from a woman thru sex..
Apparently its if he has a cut on his dick, or thru the sex gets abrasions on his dick and then the disease can travel into his blood stream, seems improbable though,
you hadn't been emo cutting your dick had you Dull?
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