DULL BOY ROAST THREAD

big baby · 12-14-2013, 06:15 PM

@dull boy

you're the type to eat a baby and say grace before but then laugh afterwards because you're atheist.

*there is no god* he says as he wipes the baby blood off his forehead wrinkles.

lol @ you being a dad.

Lol @ being jack. The only time you'll ever be close to smashing down a door with an axe is using a coathanger to try and open your sons door after you guys argue and he slams the door shut and starts masturbating. lol @ you only having one coat hanger cause you wear the same shirt everyday. IT's either open the door or not have coat hangers to hang up your only shirt. lol @ your sons gonna masturbate into your toothpaste. lol @ the recurring toothpaste theme.

all serious now. grown up. have 3 meals a day. follow the food triangle. take vitamins and tell people to "email you" when you abruptly leave a get together. they look @ each other "who the fuck was that?" they all shrug. you probably hold your poop in until you get home because you're too good to poop at work. atleast if someones in there. you go in and see someone and you walk out again or if someone walks i while its quiet you pretend to flush and leave with half a poop still lodged in. in a bad mood all day. your floor supervisor tells you to clean up on aisle three "fine" you whipser under your breath. you do a shitty job on purpose. try to clock out before he sees it. hang up your apron. think about rhyming 'apron suicide' all day, think of 30 different ways to rhyme it in your head.

"apron suicide, blatant ...satan......" just babbling words to yourself at this point "shmatan.." whisper to yourself driving home in your honda odyssey lol. "gotta be more dark...what rhymes with satan and is dark....this'll get them on the open mic. gotta use more apostrophes, act like i don't care. i totally care." scream you care in your car. run over a kitten. sacrifice it when you get home.feed it to your son. son gets sick. have to pay sick bills, cry. "sons sick, life sucks, dont exist ever" you write in your memoir. erase it. put a smiley face. fuck you

Ghost1 · 12-14-2013, 06:18 PM

No picture?

Im not reading any of that

Failias coward slime.

Stfu u unfunny faggot.

big baby · 12-14-2013, 06:22 PM

he'll post it later. Suck a penis. Look like you evolved from Steve from Blues Clues.

lol @ your clip on tie. Gotta have one to take off fast when you have sex with brown chicks. Balls it up and shoves it in your mouth.

Look like a convicted unpaid parking ticket offender. lol @ your adams apple. Eyebrows connect with your hairline.

Got back from your Target job interview. Mad cause you shit your pants.

Strikta · 12-14-2013, 06:23 PM

Where's the pic?

12-14-2013, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BagcakeBrah

No picture?

Im not reading any of that

Failias coward slime.

Stfu u unfunny faggot.

It is actually funny. You should read.

Ghost1 · 12-14-2013, 06:24 PM

I am not lold.

Say it w ya chest on ur real account, coward.

big baby · 12-14-2013, 06:29 PM

big baby · 12-14-2013, 06:30 PM

Dull boy is my real account.

Ghost1 · 12-14-2013, 06:30 PM

I want him to be the fat guy. Pls say he is.

Also

Are u him....roasting urself? Lol. I just .....lol...ok i am lold.

Edit.

It is u....lol....

Yes funny. Lmao.

Ghost1 · 12-14-2013, 06:33 PM

U fed ur son that cat tho
?

Smh.

Wise Wiggles · 12-14-2013, 06:38 PM

That big guy be sweating a little.

big baby · 12-14-2013, 06:39 PM

For the sake of the joke, yes that's him.

Even though that's Sage Francis.

Ghost1 · 12-14-2013, 06:43 PM

Ok so u are the dirty junky version of neighbor on the right. Got it.

Son u look like u could give a shower hepatitus

Ghost1 · 12-14-2013, 06:45 PM

U look like u shave ur face w dogshit
son got the smile like hed eat an omelot out of a urinal

Ghost1 · 12-14-2013, 06:47 PM

Lookin like u just smoked a bag of fingernail clippings out a crack stem

Split · 12-14-2013, 06:49 PM

Sage Frantic

Ghost1 · 12-14-2013, 06:50 PM

2010 hacky sack wizard

dull boy · 12-14-2013, 06:50 PM

I'm not Cristian. That picture isn't me. I'll provide picture once I can jimmy this door open.

Split · 12-14-2013, 06:50 PM

Buys his shirts from his local shanty town

Wise Wiggles · 12-14-2013, 06:51 PM

Bags looking like he jammed a turd up his ass, he had in the freezer for a month.

Lol

12-14-2013, 06:15 PM	#1
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,716 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599679	DULL BOY ROAST THREAD @dull boy you're the type to eat a baby and say grace before but then laugh afterwards because you're atheist. there is no god he says as he wipes the baby blood off his forehead wrinkles. lol @ you being a dad. Lol @ being jack. The only time you'll ever be close to smashing down a door with an axe is using a coathanger to try and open your sons door after you guys argue and he slams the door shut and starts masturbating. lol @ you only having one coat hanger cause you wear the same shirt everyday. IT's either open the door or not have coat hangers to hang up your only shirt. lol @ your sons gonna masturbate into your toothpaste. lol @ the recurring toothpaste theme. all serious now. grown up. have 3 meals a day. follow the food triangle. take vitamins and tell people to "email you" when you abruptly leave a get together. they look @ each other "who the fuck was that?" they all shrug. you probably hold your poop in until you get home because you're too good to poop at work. atleast if someones in there. you go in and see someone and you walk out again or if someone walks i while its quiet you pretend to flush and leave with half a poop still lodged in. in a bad mood all day. your floor supervisor tells you to clean up on aisle three "fine" you whipser under your breath. you do a shitty job on purpose. try to clock out before he sees it. hang up your apron. think about rhyming 'apron suicide' all day, think of 30 different ways to rhyme it in your head. "apron suicide, blatant ...satan......" just babbling words to yourself at this point "shmatan.." whisper to yourself driving home in your honda odyssey lol. "gotta be more dark...what rhymes with satan and is dark....this'll get them on the open mic. gotta use more apostrophes, act like i don't care. i totally care." scream you care in your car. run over a kitten. sacrifice it when you get home.feed it to your son. son gets sick. have to pay sick bills, cry. "sons sick, life sucks, dont exist ever" you write in your memoir. erase it. put a smiley face. fuck you

12-14-2013, 06:38 PM	#11
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	That big guy be sweating a little. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

12-14-2013, 06:49 PM	#16
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	Sage Frantic __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

12-14-2013, 06:50 PM	#19
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	Buys his shirts from his local shanty town __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

12-14-2013, 06:51 PM	#20
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	Bags looking like he jammed a turd up his ass, he had in the freezer for a month. Lol __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

12-14-2013, 06:22 PM	#3
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,716 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599679	he'll post it later. Suck a penis. Look like you evolved from Steve from Blues Clues. lol @ your clip on tie. Gotta have one to take off fast when you have sex with brown chicks. Balls it up and shoves it in your mouth. Look like a convicted unpaid parking ticket offender. lol @ your adams apple. Eyebrows connect with your hairline. Got back from your Target job interview. Mad cause you shit your pants.

12-14-2013, 06:23 PM	#4
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Where's the pic?

12-14-2013, 06:29 PM	#7
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,716 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599679

12-14-2013, 06:30 PM	#8
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,716 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599679	Dull boy is my real account.

12-14-2013, 06:39 PM	#12
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,716 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599679	For the sake of the joke, yes that's him. Even though that's Sage Francis.

12-14-2013, 06:50 PM	#18
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345601	I'm not Cristian. That picture isn't me. I'll provide picture once I can jimmy this door open.