ITT I take shots at Pancakes bitch ass

[Chyeahhh!!!]

pancake, seems you've been pleading for my attention. Here yah go:



When you do your sets of squats, there is a black dildo beneath you

your original screen name was in honor of your mothers breast size, or lack their of

you pose in the mirror with your dick tucked between your legs while old reruns of Buffalo Bill's play highlights play in the background

you once came on a baby sitting in a stroller while it's mother wasn't looking. Your sister still won't utter a word to you to this day

your nightly routine consists of: "see what chyeahhh is doing, try as hard as you can to garner his attention, go to sleep, if you dream about him, wake up, jack off, then repeat the process"

a box of 7.62x39 shells says you rub your joints down with imported female whale blubber every night. This stimulates you for some unknown reason, at which point you proceed to locate the fattest chick nearest your home, and coax her with honey covered jellybeans to your half flat, where you fist her with a balled fist full of homemade dietary supplements.


go benchpress a bullet nigga

[Wise Wiggles]

damn

[Ryan 12]

nigerian negated neglected nigger


word tho pancake the softest dude on the site


he the type that smiles at strangers when they make eye contact


dude got the voice of a baby elephant



fag


g0t

[Ghost1]

Bump

[big baby]

lol pancake.

into neoism. eats his own chakra.

performs doll surgery with his teeth.

saw his mom sewing and told his friends about the tiny swords.

eats toothpaste. freak. has always 'goes advanced' when posting on here. makes him feel smarter. more of a template layed out.

thinks he can shoot fire out of his eyes if he tries hard enough.

sports a toothpaste haircut.

has sex with toothpaste.

eats toothpaste out of the tub. Scrapes it with the edge of his comb to do his toothpatse hair-doo, to get the last of the toothpaste out.

tells people he benched 25lbs more than he actually does. totally sounds convincing when he tells his gym buddies. "yeah, man, did it like 3 times yesterday. jack was here. you know jack" lol. can't. falls on his chest. has to tell jack to lift it up. jack isnt good with numbers so when they ask him he's like yeah i think it was that much, idk. they're oh shit pancakes fucking ripped. isn't. lol . can't do the extra 25 lbs. so much work, so close yet so far. eats more powder. stuffs it in his face. powercake bruh. makes pancakes out of protein powder. took the tein out of protein and the der out of powder so its propow. tells his friends if they know about propow, knowingthey wont. "whats propow??"

-- " its how i benched 25 lbs more lol yall stupid"

" wtf really? i googled it nothing came up."

---" the makes just took tein out of protein and der out of powder. propow. beast. has enzymes. cost like 300. around what i could bench, ironically lol. "

*friends amazed*

uses and thrusts his whole body to shoot a three pointer. hits the rim. says "almost" outloud. laughs and jogs casually to the bouncing ball. says "been a few months, bout to sink this next one in" goes a little closer, shoots it. makes it, but backboards it. "meant to backboard it" he says. kids are watching, scared of the propow weight lifter-turned-bball player. has a kobe jersey on. screams KOBE when he layups with a spin. says "almost" when it rims out. does the same under the leg move over and over. says "basketball is stupid, more of a football guy, do you do fantasy?" kid thinks hes going to rape him. has pancake etched in his air force ones that are casually untied. kid calls him a faggot and tell him full court 21. they beat him. they're 14. he's like whatever. storms off in his ford fusion. 2003.


the pancake brah. squints his eyes so he has a better looking profile when he pulls up to a hot girl at a red light. doesnt make eye contact. thinks shell be mesmerized for the rest of the day. lol doesnt remember him. toothpaste haircut. fuck you man

[PancakeBrah]

everything is accurate about that post except the bench part. i'm an honest man. no e-stats. want videos?

i love toothpaste.

[Split]

Originally Posted by big baby

uses and thrusts his whole body to shoot a three pointer. hits the rim. says "almost" outloud. laughs and jogs casually to the bouncing ball. says "been a few months, bout to sink this next one in" goes a little closer, shoots it. makes it, but backboards it. "meant to backboard it" he says. kids are watching, scared of the propow weight lifter-turned-bball player. has a kobe jersey on. screams KOBE when he layups with a spin. says "almost" when it rims out. does the same under the leg move over and over. says "basketball is stupid, more of a football guy, do you do fantasy?" kid thinks hes going to rape him. has pancake etched in his air force ones that are casually untied. kid calls him a faggot and tell him full court 21. they beat him. they're 14. he's like whatever. storms off in his ford fusion. 2003.


the pancake brah. squints his eyes so he has a better looking profile when he pulls up to a hot girl at a red light. doesnt make eye contact. thinks shell be mesmerized for the rest of the day. lol doesnt remember him. toothpaste haircut. fuck you man

hahahahahahah

[Certain]

Originally Posted by big baby

lol pancake.

into neoism. eats his own chakra.

performs doll surgery with his teeth.

saw his mom sewing and told his friends about the tiny swords.

eats toothpaste. freak. has always 'goes advanced' when posting on here. makes him feel smarter. more of a template layed out.

thinks he can shoot fire out of his eyes if he tries hard enough.

sports a toothpaste haircut.

has sex with toothpaste.

eats toothpaste out of the tub. Scrapes it with the edge of his comb to do his toothpatse hair-doo, to get the last of the toothpaste out.

tells people he benched 25lbs more than he actually does. totally sounds convincing when he tells his gym buddies. "yeah, man, did it like 3 times yesterday. jack was here. you know jack" lol. can't. falls on his chest. has to tell jack to lift it up. jack isnt good with numbers so when they ask him he's like yeah i think it was that much, idk. they're oh shit pancakes fucking ripped. isn't. lol . can't do the extra 25 lbs. so much work, so close yet so far. eats more powder. stuffs it in his face. powercake bruh. makes pancakes out of protein powder. took the tein out of protein and the der out of powder so its propow. tells his friends if they know about propow, knowingthey wont. "whats propow??"

-- " its how i benched 25 lbs more lol yall stupid"

" wtf really? i googled it nothing came up."

---" the makes just took tein out of protein and der out of powder. propow. beast. has enzymes. cost like 300. around what i could bench, ironically lol. "

*friends amazed*

uses and thrusts his whole body to shoot a three pointer. hits the rim. says "almost" outloud. laughs and jogs casually to the bouncing ball. says "been a few months, bout to sink this next one in" goes a little closer, shoots it. makes it, but backboards it. "meant to backboard it" he says. kids are watching, scared of the propow weight lifter-turned-bball player. has a kobe jersey on. screams KOBE when he layups with a spin. says "almost" when it rims out. does the same under the leg move over and over. says "basketball is stupid, more of a football guy, do you do fantasy?" kid thinks hes going to rape him. has pancake etched in his air force ones that are casually untied. kid calls him a faggot and tell him full court 21. they beat him. they're 14. he's like whatever. storms off in his ford fusion. 2003.


the pancake brah. squints his eyes so he has a better looking profile when he pulls up to a hot girl at a red light. doesnt make eye contact. thinks shell be mesmerized for the rest of the day. lol doesnt remember him. toothpaste haircut. fuck you man

You misspelled "laid."

Originally Posted by Certain

You misspelled "laid."

No-one fucking cares. How dare you quote something of value ITT and pull it up on a grammatical mistake. You are a malignant cancer.

[PancakeBrah]

He did it as a joke. The post was so lengthy and try-hard that he trivialized the entire thing by only caring about a one-off typo. Basically disqualifying the content. Good strategy.

[Certain]

Originally Posted by King Masa II

No-one fucking cares. How dare you quote something of value ITT and pull it up on a grammatical mistake. You are a malignant cancer.

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Certain

You misspelled "laid."

I knew you would catch that.





























Since your best friend got laid by your ex.

[Certain]

Engaged, even!

[big baby]

Who the fuck wants it

[PancakeBrah]

for being so smart you're really shitty at analysis. and other stuff, i'm assuming.

[Ryan 12]

void, how many accounts is it now maif0

[big baby]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

for being so smart you're really shitty at analysis. and other stuff, i'm assuming.

This threads about you. Bend over. When you talk it just ruins it kind of, but not really.

dm'ed certain. told him to intervene or else he'll eat his toothpaste.

[PancakeBrah]

what you just said doesn't make any sense.

this topic was originally made to engage me in a discussion shit talk fest.

you just came along with your persona or whatever. and posted stuff.

bend over?! i have nudes on deck. will send.

[big baby]

it makes sense you're just delving.
@Chyeahhh Guevara tell him he's wrong so I can be right. Will return in the morning for more. You can send them if you want.