SO THIS WEEKEND I ATE WEED COOKIES AND DRESSED UP LIKE AN ARMY ZOMBIE THEN DRANK ALL BEERS AND HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A 36 YR OLD WOMEN. AND I PUKED IN HER PURSE. - Page 3

veritas · 10-21-2013, 10:21 PM

Sighs.
Lights newport.

DLB · 10-21-2013, 10:32 PM

lmao yo i just read that shit to my lil bro, me and him are weak frank. tell another g, u are currently top 5 goat boarders

Malachi · 10-21-2013, 10:42 PM

LMFAOOO
died at the high blood pressure runs in my fam line
omg

Split · 10-21-2013, 10:59 PM

franky metts approaching hlb at a dizzying rate

veritas · 10-21-2013, 10:59 PM

The throwing rocks line did make me lol irl.

Fart · 10-22-2013, 11:31 AM

lmao @Frank Metts for the win

Scripter · 10-22-2013, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by oXus

this story was great. i think i'm going to be social now.

so yea... space cakes -- that's that shit. always gives me a nice, manageable, mellow. i had pot hot chocolate one time, and idk what it was but the emesis about an hour afterward absolutely devastated me. the worst bout of vomiting i've ever had ever, forget excessive alcohol. idk if it was a bad batch or just made with the wrong part of the plant or something but i'm never doing that again. spare yourselves, also. you've been forewarned!

so yea, space cakes. they're cool, though.

Alcohol and weed don't mix especially if your a JP smoker.

e11even · 10-22-2013, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank Metts

I got some fucked up ass stories

I threw a 6 a bone after doming a fifth of Bacardi limon when I was like 19 .... We was in her parents basement, I beat it till it looked like an open roast beef sandwich, went raw diggity too but that liquor dick wouldn't let me cum ( hate that shit )... Told the bitch I had to pee she said she wanted to go upstairs to grab some drinks I went in the basement bathroom and painted the walls vomit green, talking exorcist shit, I went under the sink to look for cleaning supplies and just poured a whole bottle of Lysol on the floor ... Then I walked right out the bathroom and out the back basement door ... This bitch tried to chase me down on some " get back here and clean this up " shit ... I turned around and started throwing rocks at her until she gave up running ... Never saw that dirty bitch again but I'm sure she throws darts at a picture of me plotting revenge

holy shit fuck thats funny.

10-21-2013, 10:42 PM	#43
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10-22-2013, 11:31 AM	#46
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10-21-2013, 10:32 PM	#42
DLB COLTS GANG Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,379 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	lmao yo i just read that shit to my lil bro, me and him are weak frank. tell another g, u are currently top 5 goat boarders