U can tell alot about a ho by da color dildo she has - Page 2

Strikta · 10-03-2013, 09:36 PM

Just an assumption really.

My point of this thread is if it's a white/hispanic girl & u find a huge black dildo.. shorty might be questionable.

Is this racist?

PancakeBrah · 10-03-2013, 09:40 PM

As a young Cake I snuck into my mom and dads room to steal some porn and found a purple dildo.

Forever scarred.

Neighbor · 10-03-2013, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

As a young Cake I snuck into my mom and dads room to steal some porn and found a purple dildo.

Forever scarred.

Was it the suction cup kind?

Strikta · 10-03-2013, 09:56 PM

lmfao

Done.

Tom Sparks · 10-04-2013, 12:03 AM

Me n my ex(blk chick) fucked in her moms room.. We started just goin thru her dresser n I found this purple dildo

Anyways.. I dp'ed her n put it back just like that when we was done

Don't think her mom found out

Sn00p · 10-04-2013, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom Sparks

Me n my ex(blk chick) fucked in her moms room.. We started just goin thru her dresser n I found this purple dildo

Anyways.. I dp'ed her n put it back just like that when we was done

Don't think her mom found out

...wut.

Tom Sparks · 10-04-2013, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn00p

...wut.

Exactly

Strikta · 10-04-2013, 04:00 AM

Know a troll when u see 1 man.

Sheesh lol

Objective · 10-04-2013, 04:41 AM

This might seem like the gayest thing I have ever posted on the net... But.... While y'all say that you've found dildos here and there in your mothers/GF's room etc. I have actually owned a black dildo myself a few years back.

Edit: I feel like I have to explain this. Me and my girl at the time went to this porn shop a few years back to buy lube cuz some chicks be like that. Then when we get to the counter and I pay for the shit the clerklady picks up a black vibrator and says: ''There's a campaign going that you get a free vibrator when you buy lube.'' I was 19 or 20 at the time and didn't know wtf to say to her in case my girl wanted it (I mean.. I jerk off, so why shouldn't she have fun when I'm not around? And it's free, so what the hell, right?), not my first time in a porn shop but for sure the first time I buy something there so it couldn't have been more awkward for me. I looked at my girl and she says; ''yeah man, take it with you.'' So I do. We played around with it in bed afterwards and she seemed to like it. However, she lived with her parents and refused to take it with her due to that and using her words; ''You paid for it so you should take care of it, technically it's yours'' while having a fucking evil smirk on her face. So I had that thing in my drawer until we broke up and I finally got rid of it. But there you have it, I've owned a fucking black dildo.

Clutter Buck · 10-04-2013, 06:45 AM

lmao my girls is transparent green

does this mean she's only with me for my money?

Hush · 10-04-2013, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clutter Buck

lmao my girls is transparent green

does this mean she's only with me for my money?

No

It means u can't make her cum

StarFaggot · 10-04-2013, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Victor

No

It means u can't make her cum

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL post of the week

REAL LIFE · 10-04-2013, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Victor

No

It means u can't make her cum

THIS IS IRONIC COMING FROM YOU. STOP LYING.

Clutter Buck · 10-04-2013, 09:00 AM

quite the contrary, actually, it just a toy for in the bedroom i'll use on her occasionally

only someone insecure would think that

Strikta · 10-04-2013, 09:23 AM

Fucking deaddd.

Strikta · 10-04-2013, 09:44 AM

Man u got to be the worst fucking alias acct ever.

Such a terrible fucking boarder.. just gtfoh man.

Find another message board to frequent & leave us the fuck alone over here, V.

U stink, fella.

GO AWAY. BYE.

dead man · 10-04-2013, 11:16 AM

if it's brown she does anal.

and is a dirty bitch who doesn't clean her dildo

Frank Metts · 10-04-2013, 11:40 AM

My wife doesn't own a dildo ... take it for what its worth

10-04-2013, 11:44 AM

True story

I use to have one of those vibrating cock rings you put on and it turns your dick into a vibrator for your girl. Anyway long story short, used it twice on two different girls without washing it in between. Lol.

Tom Sparks · 10-04-2013, 11:52 AM

U nasty fuck

10-03-2013, 09:40 PM	#2
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	As a young Cake I snuck into my mom and dads room to steal some porn and found a purple dildo. Forever scarred. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

10-04-2013, 04:41 AM	#9
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	This might seem like the gayest thing I have ever posted on the net... But.... While y'all say that you've found dildos here and there in your mothers/GF's room etc. I have actually owned a black dildo myself a few years back. Edit: I feel like I have to explain this. Me and my girl at the time went to this porn shop a few years back to buy lube cuz some chicks be like that. Then when we get to the counter and I pay for the shit the clerklady picks up a black vibrator and says: ''There's a campaign going that you get a free vibrator when you buy lube.'' I was 19 or 20 at the time and didn't know wtf to say to her in case my girl wanted it (I mean.. I jerk off, so why shouldn't she have fun when I'm not around? And it's free, so what the hell, right?), not my first time in a porn shop but for sure the first time I buy something there so it couldn't have been more awkward for me. I looked at my girl and she says; ''yeah man, take it with you.'' So I do. We played around with it in bed afterwards and she seemed to like it. However, she lived with her parents and refused to take it with her due to that and using her words; ''You paid for it so you should take care of it, technically it's yours'' while having a fucking evil smirk on her face. So I had that thing in my drawer until we broke up and I finally got rid of it. But there you have it, I've owned a fucking black dildo. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o Last edited by Objective; 10-04-2013 at 04:56 AM.

10-04-2013, 11:16 AM	#17
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,485 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606679	if it's brown she does anal. and is a dirty bitch who doesn't clean her dildo __________________ Zack Wicks for president

10-03-2013, 09:36 PM	#1
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181453	Just an assumption really. My point of this thread is if it's a white/hispanic girl & u find a huge black dildo.. shorty might be questionable. Is this racist?

10-03-2013, 09:56 PM	#4
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181453	lmfao Done.

10-04-2013, 12:03 AM	#5
Tom Sparks Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 887 Rep Power: 0	Me n my ex(blk chick) fucked in her moms room.. We started just goin thru her dresser n I found this purple dildo Anyways.. I dp'ed her n put it back just like that when we was done Don't think her mom found out

10-04-2013, 04:00 AM	#8
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181453	Know a troll when u see 1 man. Sheesh lol

10-04-2013, 06:45 AM	#10
Clutter Buck Man or Manatee? Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 105 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	lmao my girls is transparent green does this mean she's only with me for my money?

10-04-2013, 09:00 AM	#14
Clutter Buck Man or Manatee? Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 105 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	quite the contrary, actually, it just a toy for in the bedroom i'll use on her occasionally only someone insecure would think that

10-04-2013, 09:23 AM	#15
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181453	Fucking deaddd.

10-04-2013, 09:44 AM	#16
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181453	Man u got to be the worst fucking alias acct ever. Such a terrible fucking boarder.. just gtfoh man. Find another message board to frequent & leave us the fuck alone over here, V. U stink, fella. GO AWAY. BYE.

10-04-2013, 11:40 AM	#18
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	My wife doesn't own a dildo ... take it for what its worth

10-04-2013, 11:44 AM	#19
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	True story I use to have one of those vibrating cock rings you put on and it turns your dick into a vibrator for your girl. Anyway long story short, used it twice on two different girls without washing it in between. Lol.

10-04-2013, 11:52 AM	#20
Tom Sparks Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 887 Rep Power: 0	U nasty fuck