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Old 09-11-2014, 05:44 PM   #1
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- can recite entirety of shrek 2

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- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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its bb da bb. I'm bb da bb lol!! :))

It's paragraphical nonsense, problematic at best.
Rewrote a lucid science atlas with sabbatical text, and
replaced the end with amusing plot synopsis.
A liar at crest like, yeah i'll go through the cosmos
"mutant cockroach attacks that left the Mayans extinct"
A chariot ain't a chariot with the heads of giants ahead
See my time isn't time, it's just a parallel linear quotient
coinciding with lineal solstice, riding around in a carousel
through the fairytale of theorems in motion
See, dimensional physics is step you've never envisioned
it's a leg up on ethical physics. time travel is a limited specialty
imagine alien schemes, an assembly of spirits on lines A-to-B
on a similar spectrum waving beamed retinal visions of entropy
imagine a momma whale on a quantum scale where the ocean ends
now dream; subatomic leap, of ergonomic scheme where we co-exist
ah-ha!, i don't know what i said, but i said it with pride
that describes 99% of the lives that ever existed, said in a rhyme
don't mention the spread, i spent most of my time in hell with a pen
can't say i'm the greatest; 'havent proved to yourself im the best"
like what the fucks that mean, compare linen to velvet decorum
"YOU HAVE TO WRITE A BOOK, HEMINGWAY WOULDVE NEVER SPENT TIME ON A FORUM"
golden pistol and bullets, enamored quietly with the red that i bleed
shot me down romantically. decided orange wasnt the color you dreamed
this is macabre art, so much grit in my teeth, ive leveled the two
dents & crease made the whistling tune that much clever to flute
porcupine percussion, pinprick vinyl songs are culture
made backbone to society. that's when his spinal column ruptured
lines i oughta've mustered, for myself and the lives i ought'a touch
sucker to sticking around. staring at the stickers of car trunks bumpers
awestruck, cluster of dead-ends and living on edge
offed myself to shel silversteins where the sidewalk ends
my minds all vexed. aint complacent, just feel a volatile burning
never would kill myself, mossberg growing moss, i call it my tropical arming
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks

Last edited by big baby; 09-12-2014 at 08:07 PM. Reason: wanted 2 be semi srs so re-edit 3rd time!!
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