Which would YOU rather fight?

[Flow]

These days the big innovative companies like google like to throw out the odd random question. One of which is the following:

Which would you rather fight;
A horse sized duck?
Or 100 duck sized horses?

DISCUSS!

[Malachi]

No wait a horse sized duck

[Spoken]

If its a horse sized duck it's FTW

[Mael]

Horse sized duck is just begging for a typo.



@God Of War to make this happen.

[veritas]

Tonio to thread.......

[...the Nagger]

100 horse ducks

but are they physically able to withstand me stomping on them?

I'd imagine a horse sized duck eating me straight up

[Flow]

^^^ this

what we are mostly in agreement of in the office

[...the Nagger]

it all comes down to the physical strength of the duck sized horses

but if they the size of a duck ain't no way they got a chance against the Munster

they don't have any weapons in nature. we don't either but we got COGNITIVE THINKING

but they are dumb and built to survive off of brute strength which they would lose a great deal of

but a 100 of them might be able to ram my legs and take me out, but again they don't possess the intelligence or the instinct

I think I'd win the series, Munster in 6


and the duck can it still fly? thats a crazy combo

200 lbs duck that can fly with a big ol beak and the capacity to swallow me whole

[Witty]

Both are animals that would never really engage in combat with a human whether they are big or small.

The horse sized duck would be scary as fuck tho lol

[...the Nagger]

Originally Posted by Witty

Both are animals that would never really engage in combat with a human whether they are big or small.

The horse sized duck would be scary as fuck tho lol

idk I think any bird would attempt to eat anything smaller than them

[Brian Bryan]

depends on the setting/scenario

if we in a bar i'd take my chances against either/or easily

[Witty]

Originally Posted by ...the Munster

idk I think any bird would attempt to eat anything smaller than them

You could be right, they would probably be braver but I still think they'd have an instinctive sense that we should be avoided if possible...just like most animals including Lions and other predators do, because they know what we do, we have weapons and we kill.

[Flow]

Nah ducks would just eat you up - yum yum

[Wise Wiggles]

Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples?

[Swerve]

Originally Posted by Brian Bryan

depends on the setting/scenario

if we in a bar i'd take my chances against either/or easily

Circle has become full.

[Witty]

Depends on what you mean @Flo Real.

If this was something that happened through millions of years of evolution they may have learned not to fear us although I doubt it as we have weapons, the only animals that don't fear us are the animals who have not been hunted by us, which is very few. They may have evolved to hunt us when given the chance though, If we are alone or threatening it etc. Like Lions do.

If someone made it the size of a horse overnight, it would just be a big duck, it would still act like a duck. It might not be so quick to run away but it definitely wouldn't turn into a predator overnight.

[Witty]

I'm probably thinking too deep into this lol

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples?

I dunno how to answer this.

I can't figure out which is better lol

[YDK]

I wouldn't wanna fight a duck sized duck tbh. Them things are mean an bite lol has nobody else been chased by a duck or goose you CNN barely punch the fuckin things cuz they head so small lmao

[Witty]

I got surrounded by a group swans with their kids (swanlets? I don't fucking know) once.

They're vicious bastards when they feel threatened.