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07-19-2014, 03:12 AM | #2 |
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07-23-2014, 12:28 AM | #3 |
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Last rd u reminded me of deon....not that fat friggin whale Nah i meant Dion ....u just another canadian BITCH whos ship has sailed I send haymakers. Ur old ass flips r dead weight player... Cuz all ur complex structures come w/ section 8 & lead paint waivers Para got me facin a baboon. Im the favorite u wack fool & u aint gon change the tide....even if ur back IS shaped like a half moon Football aint 4 canada. Im droppin bows wen i fight ur ass u rep the saints patrick? Ill b on sum top turnbuckle shit like an irish hat I kno its easy to trip...but without me? Man u kill me dog. Ur acid be gone...& they would have to do ur spinal tap with a silly straw |
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Whattup plump bags Your STILL a fat fuck dude, your battles don’t have my eyes covered by wool, You can escape velocity…but nobody can reach that speed to escape your gravitational pull. Plus your beard, what a sight! That shit needs to be sponged and cleaned, That shit looks so shaggy, its been caught eating scoobie snacks in the mystery machine. Both you and broke are back now, your crew’s alive and its swinging, But it’s just ironic…cause try-force is also your only tactic for picking up women. Plus we ALL saw that dickriding last round, that was bullshit and its hurtin, Cause you may share a den with destroyer…but you and Broke picked out the throw pillows and curtains. I’m actually in Cuba right now, fucking bitches and having them straddle, While the closest you’ve come to riding a Cuban is having Nik-A carry you in all your tag battles. |
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Bags: the Dion line I don't get the reference but the wording made that line harsh, complex structures could've been nice with a more relevant set up, face the tide was dope good imagery very creative, top turnbuckle in itself is a very dope concept could've been a haymaker with a better premise don't be surprised if people steal that, final bar was cool decent concept with the trip acid but again connection wasn't as hard as it would be if I was wording it. You redeemed yourself here.
Swerve: gravitational pull was coolish, shaggy was coolish humor punch, try force lol, curtains line is aight but by this point the humorish approach is getting repetitive, lol'ed at "I'm actually in cuba". No you're not if you would've left actually it be less corny, nik straddle line was aight.. Nice verse This was a great battle.... Very close for entertainment value Bags edges, it was fresher whereas with Swerve it was kinda been there for me. Both pretty consistent with Swerve slightly edging. Bags had creativity, MVGT: the guy whose sister I'm going to dive in. Bags Last edited by StarFaggot; 07-23-2014 at 11:56 AM. |
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I send haymakers. Ur old ass flips r dead weight player...
Cuz all ur complex structures come w/ section 8 & lead paint waivers Para got me facin a baboon. Im the favorite u wack fool & u aint gon change the tide....even if ur back IS shaped like a half moon - Complex structure was dope & Liked the Change tide as well. vs Your STILL a fat fuck dude, your battles don’t have my eyes covered by wool, You can escape velocity…but nobody can reach that speed to escape your gravitational pull. Both you and broke are back now, your crew’s alive and its swinging, But it’s just ironic…cause try-force is also your only tactic for picking up women I’m actually in Cuba right now, fucking bitches and having them straddle, While the closest you’ve come to riding a Cuban is having Nik-A carry you in all your tag battles. - Even the opener was a "Fat Joke", I actually liked it. Try force was cool and Riding a Cuban was Lol... On to the NON-Quotes: Bags, I didn't like your opner, just fell flat for me. Saints Patrick, I feel could have been executed different and better but instead you took the lazy route w/ a simile which killed it, IMO. Acid be gone had potential but like the Saint Patty PUN, I feel you got lazy w/ it. Swerve, I've seen the Shaggy/Scooby References done a lot and even tho, you tied it in with his beard, I still feel it was corny. Den w/ Destroyer had potnetial but the execution was lazy and kind of fell flat for me. OVERALL: Pretty solid battle here, I think if Bags would have worked on his misses just a little more, he could have taken this battle pretty comfortably, because the concepts were there but the executions were just lazy and fell flat. Swerves misses weren't that bad but the Shaggy PUN was corny/played and the Den had potential but was lazy on the execution. So with that being said... v/Swerve w/ 1 more quote. |
07-23-2014, 02:20 PM | #8 |
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Last rd u reminded me of deon....not that fat friggin whale Nah i meant Dion ....u just another canadian BITCH whos ship has sailed Lol nice I send haymakers. Ur old ass flips r dead weight player... Cuz all ur complex structures come w/ section 8 & lead paint waivers Hard Para got me facin a baboon. Im the favorite u wack fool & u aint gon change the tide....even if ur back IS shaped like a half moon This was dope Football aint 4 canada. Im droppin bows wen i fight ur ass u rep the saints patrick? Ill b on sum top turnbuckle shit like an irish hat Lol aight I kno its easy to trip...but without me? Man u kill me dog. Ur acid be gone...& they would have to do ur spinal tap with a silly straw Nice finisher. Bags had a real solid verse imo. Good shit Your STILL a fat fuck dude, your battles don’t have my eyes covered by wool, You can escape velocity…but nobody can reach that speed to escape your gravitational pull. Okay nice Plus your beard, what a sight! That shit needs to be sponged and cleaned, That shit looks so shaggy, its been caught eating scoobie snacks in the mystery machine. Not feelin. Had potential tho Both you and broke are back now, your crew’s alive and its swinging, But it’s just ironic…cause try-force is also your only tactic for picking up women. Lol okay nice Plus we ALL saw that dickriding last round, that was bullshit and its hurtin, Cause you may share a den with destroyer…but you and Broke picked out the throw pillows and curtains. Nice I’m actually in Cuba right now, fucking bitches and having them straddle, While the closest you’ve come to riding a Cuban is having Nik-A carry you in all your tag battles. Okay closer Swerves verse was aight def seen way better from him. Not as consistent as bags tho Vote- bags
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07-23-2014, 04:42 PM | #9 |
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Half moon. Silly straw. Half moon.
Vs Gravitational pull. Try force. Cuban. Gosh darn it. Shit was fire. Both of u came swinging n bth of your best lines cancelled each other out. Gravity pull n half moon lines both incredible. I actually thought swerve was funnier here. Also i thought swerve had the best personal with the ill nik line. Could go either way,really. But, imo swerve got this. V swerve |
07-24-2014, 01:06 AM | #10 |
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I send haymakers. Ur old ass flips r dead weight player...
Cuz all ur complex structures come w/ section 8 & lead paint waivers Para got me facin a baboon. Im the favorite u wack fool & u aint gon change the tide....even if ur back IS shaped like a half moon I kno its easy to trip...but without me? Man u kill me dog. Ur acid be gone...& they would have to do ur spinal tap with a silly straw vs Plus your beard, what a sight! That shit needs to be sponged and cleaned, That shit looks so shaggy, its been caught eating scoobie snacks in the mystery machine. Plus we ALL saw that dickriding last round, that was bullshit and its hurtin, Cause you may share a den with destroyer…but you and Broke picked out the throw pillows and curtains this came down to a better overall haymaker & Bags had that section 8 line which was fireeeeeeeeeeeeee. Swerve did his thing to just was a little stretched, that pillows & curtains was rofl. vote- Bag |
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Bags: You had a lot of good things going on with this verse. The only miss was the Saints line, and everything was personal and worded really well. Also, your rhymes were strong, though a few carryover rhymes could have helped. Nothing was so creative it knocked me off my feet, but they were all solid blows. My favorite was the half moon line. It seemed like you had a couple more lines in you with the momentum you built up, which is the problem with 10-line battles. I was impressed.
Swerve: I had some issues with your opening two lines. First, velocity isn't a point of speed, it's another word for speed. And second, Bags has talked quite a bit about how he had to shave his beard for work since coming back. The Triforce line was really good, though, arguably the best of the battle. (I have absolutely no idea if that's been done, but I'm going on the impression that it hasn't.) I really liked the closer, too. You might have had the two best lines of the battle, and this was a good battle. But you weren't consistent enough. Vote: Bags
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[Last rd u reminded me of deon....not that fat friggin whale
Nah i meant Dion ....u just another canadian BITCH whos ship has sailed celine dion titanic or am i way off? it was okay if so I send haymakers. Ur old ass flips r dead weight player... Cuz all ur complex structures come w/ section 8 & lead paint waivers this is okay Para got me facin a baboon. Im the favorite u wack fool & u aint gon change the tide....even if ur back IS shaped like a half moon haha this was cool Football aint 4 canada. Im droppin bows wen i fight ur ass u rep the saints patrick? Ill b on sum top turnbuckle shit like an irish hat i had to google an Irish hat hahaha this was creative I kno its easy to trip...but without me? Man u kill me dog. Ur acid be gone...& they would have to do ur spinal tap with a silly straw sloppy here bro vs Whattup plump bags Your STILL a fat fuck dude, your battles don’t have my eyes covered by wool, You can escape velocity…but nobody can reach that speed to escape your gravitational pull. ehhh would be funnier if he was mad fat Plus your beard, what a sight! That shit needs to be sponged and cleaned, That shit looks so shaggy, its been caught eating scoobie snacks in the mystery machine. relevant but an obvious generic pic battle diss man Both you and broke are back now, your crew’s alive and its swinging, But it’s just ironic…cause try-force is also your only tactic for picking up women. this was nice Plus we ALL saw that dickriding last round, that was bullshit and its hurtin, Cause you may share a den with destroyer…but you and Broke picked out the throw pillows and curtains. humourous but light I’m actually in Cuba right now, fucking bitches and having them straddle, While the closest you’ve come to riding a Cuban is having Nik-A carry you in all your tag battles. nah bro Bags was more consistent & had the better lines. I liked the cocky Bags from last round tho with the swagger etc. Swerve seemed pressed for time this week. I got Bags |
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Lead paint and change tides Swerve Nothing I literally seen all those Ur wording was boring 2 V bag
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I thought bags took this, hate to vote specially being a bags battle and a horrid tag partner line by swerve, it was an insert name here type of shit, the lead paint was nice and tide was dope IMO, swerve did u drop a shaggy line bro? I can tell u were pressed for time
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I'm not allowed to vote for Bags so I figured I would write up a draw vote and just vote for him next round. Consider this more of a feed than a judgment. Bags had the lotb with the half-moon line. It had the impact MS' 1492 line had. His top turnbuckle line was great, too. Along with the rest of his verse ( I had to omit portions so as to not look biased, which I'm obviously not). Swerves personals involving me and Des were funny. I liked them alot. The Try-Force line was my favorite from Swerve with an honorable mention for the Tag Team battle line. |
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Last rd u reminded me of deon....not that fat friggin whale Nah i meant Dion ....u just another canadian BITCH whos ship has sailed Celine? this is ok I send haymakers. Ur old ass flips r dead weight player... Cuz all ur complex structures come w/ section 8 & lead paint waivers bhahahhaha this hits hard Para got me facin a baboon. Im the favorite u wack fool & u aint gon change the tide....even if ur back IS shaped like a half moon I like this, but I don't know if his scoliosis is known enough Football aint 4 canada. Im droppin bows wen i fight ur ass u rep the saints patrick? Ill b on sum top turnbuckle shit like an irish hat this is swag as shit. I like I kno its easy to trip...but without me? Man u kill me dog. Ur acid be gone...& they would have to do ur spinal tap with a silly straw another crooked back reference? liked the first one better vs Your STILL a fat fuck dude, your battles don’t have my eyes covered by wool, You can escape velocity…but nobody can reach that speed to escape your gravitational pull. ok Plus your beard, what a sight! That shit needs to be sponged and cleaned, That shit looks so shaggy, its been caught eating scoobie snacks in the mystery machine. this was lols Both you and broke are back now, your crew’s alive and its swinging, But it’s just ironic…cause try-force is also your only tactic for picking up women. nah, played, plus Broke isn't triforce Plus we ALL saw that dickriding last round, that was bullshit and its hurtin, Cause you may share a den with destroyer…but you and Broke picked out the throw pillows and curtains. nah I’m actually in Cuba right now, fucking bitches and having them straddle, While the closest you’ve come to riding a Cuban is having Nik-A carry you in all your tag battles. nope I think swerve started off ok, but fell off quick and pretty hard bags stayed consistent throughout and though the shaggy line was lotb IMO, bags was far more consistent. v/bags |
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