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06-15-2014, 10:32 AM
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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Met a BAAAAAAD bitch at a house party in D.C. last night
it's a beautiful but sad story bros.
I go to the sports pub to watch the Ivory coast soccer game with my boss and co-workers. blah blah, the game ends, and my boss is like "you wanna go to a house party? my girlfriend is there." and i'm like "yeah, i'm down. i had a feeling i was gonna meet my future wife today anyway." so we go out there. we go out to the back yard, and i'm walking around flirting with all the drunk chicks stumbling around. So, i'm comfortable after a few minutes. then, i'm introduced to the boss' girl, who has a friend with her. This friend is fucking STUNNING. I'm playing it cool, trying not to stare at her. but this chick is DOWN my throat gauking at me. in the middle of talking to everyone, i look over at her and she's just staring and smirking at me. so, i'm like "aight, i can't pass this up." so she's ready, rubbing on my arms and shit, and i'm trying to talk to her. and she's responding absolutely illogically, her reactions and words don't make sense. I'M BLOWN. long story short, this bitch ends up being BLITZED out of her fucking mind, but she keeps telling my boss' girlfriend that she wants me and shit. of course this bitch lost her phone, but my boss' girl keeps saying that she'll give me ol' girl's email address. what should i do bros? this bitch is a solid 11, but i'm afraid she won't even remember trying to put her tongue down my throat 15 minutes after meeting me. p.s. this story was truncated, i spared a lot of dope details, but what should i do?
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06-15-2014, 10:34 AM
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Lime Life
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She sounds like there's probably something wrong with her even when sober.
The best looking ones are always the most mentally screwed. Protect your penis and do your thing.
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06-15-2014, 10:36 AM
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White Earl
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unfortunately the probably wont remember you part is correct. but that doesnt mean you cant send a friendly email. something like, heard you lost your phone. would of called to see if you made it home alright, but had to email instead? lol
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06-15-2014, 10:36 AM
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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good idea geno da god
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06-15-2014, 10:37 AM
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White Earl
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yo, my bad about being so blitzed last time i saw you bro. didnt remember anything tbh. anyhow. go at this chick man. i would -for whatever thats worth lol
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06-15-2014, 10:38 AM
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White Earl
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haha, fuh sho bruh
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06-15-2014, 10:39 AM
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Lime Life
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Oh I didn't read the whole thing....if you didn't fuck the same night, forget about it.
Move on to the next one....fuck running around trying to contact some girl you don't even know....leave it as it is and get another chick.
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06-15-2014, 10:42 AM
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- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
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- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
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ok chyeah jr PICS OR STFU NEGGED BITc
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06-15-2014, 10:49 AM
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White Earl
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shit, id give a single honest shot and leave it there, either she responds, or she doesnt. after that -resort to witty
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06-15-2014, 10:51 AM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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@Witty sounds like hes been hurt by some 7's
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06-15-2014, 10:55 AM
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I would never grade anyone by how they look tho, that is silly. All I'm saying is, don't get yourself worked up about a female you met while she was drunk, you don't even know her, put it down as an opportunity missed and move on.
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06-15-2014, 10:59 AM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
lol witty got hurt byt a girl while he was wrestling ha!! lmao!! she put him in headlock and finger up his butt lmao!!!!!! he wuz all red in face like justine plz not da butthole
lmao
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06-15-2014, 11:00 AM
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06-15-2014, 11:18 AM
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06-15-2014, 11:30 AM
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Lime Life
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Witty is always right...I would have thought you guys would know that by now.
You continue to disappoint me but I will continue to be right and hopefully some day you guys can worship me as I deserve.
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06-15-2014, 11:30 AM
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DOHpe since 02'
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She prolly a 7 at best
But u know....she looked at him Auto 10
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
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06-15-2014, 11:58 AM
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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She was a smokin' jalapeño. Lol. Spicy beast. I couldn't see her butt though, she had a big purse covering it up. If it's flat, she drops to an 8 automatically.
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06-15-2014, 06:20 PM
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IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
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Should of fucked her that night tbh.
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