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05-11-2014, 07:01 PM
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nok Su kow
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So after the strip club last night..
And by strip club I mean like you actually are able see their pussy and tits. Like a real strip club lol. Anyways after that shit the homie who i haven't seen in 5 years (went to the navy and lived in Virginia and now lives in Minniapp) anyways, the mother fucker is flossing this blacked out ATS, basically a sick ass whip. This mother fucker takes the turn, right in front of the sub way going like 50, fuckin starts drifting sideways, we crash into the fucking curb (which three blocks from the crib) fucking end up shooting up the goddamn curb and shit. This is at 3:00 am. Jesus H. Christ. We fucking creep to in front of my house to check it out and shit. Then we see these spics just flooding out their front door. They start approaching us and shit. Like 2 fat bitches and four fucking spic ass trash ass faggots. Anyways they start trying to hit us with some type of bullshit like we almost just hit one of their hooded out out fucking g'd up homies.. And then one proceeds to start saying either we give him money or he's calling the pigs. That was it. That was all I was hearing. I walk over to his stinky spic of a face and then start stating firmly that what he just flew by us was black mail. By this point there was some skank getting down the license plate number. I fucking block her view (like a gangster) and then I give these fools an ultimatum of either fucking the fuck off to hell or just gently eating a bag of dicks. I was about to snap on these punks though. Like I was at that stage of drunkeness where I was about to molly whop the bouncer who was telling people it was closing time and shit. These fools better hope I don't see em on the streets and shit. I'm only two houses away and I don't know if they know that lol. I'm gonna kill these losers. Tell me what your thoughts are.
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05-11-2014, 07:22 PM
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Good story.
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05-11-2014, 08:45 PM
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05-11-2014, 08:54 PM
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Foreva us, neva them.
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Lmao
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05-11-2014, 09:01 PM
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Is the ATS ok??
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05-11-2014, 09:03 PM
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is the license plate ok
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05-11-2014, 09:15 PM
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Fuck those spics
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05-11-2014, 10:34 PM
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05-11-2014, 10:46 PM
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nok Su kow
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Yea he fucked that shit up. Wheel bearing damage and shit.
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05-11-2014, 11:02 PM
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Go put a viva Fidel sign in their front yard an refer to the Spica as Cubans. They get pissed when their wrongfully racisted against
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05-11-2014, 11:05 PM
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05-11-2014, 11:48 PM
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nok Su kow
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they were just idiot mexicans. they accused us of drinking and driving. I reminded them it was 3:00 am and wtf are they doing up and at'em. I ain't taking shit from no stupid fuck punks probably smoking homo made meth outta those twisting light bulbs. they had like 2 ppl callng the cops. we just dipped lol. that fucking old fashioned man let me tell yous.
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05-12-2014, 06:27 AM
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Lol u woulda got the beating of a life time in NYC
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05-12-2014, 08:08 AM
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nok Su kow
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roflz for what
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05-12-2014, 09:26 AM
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