The Summer Classic V, Round 1 Magazine

[~RustyGunZ~]

The Summer Classic V
Round one, the weeding out process

Hello boarders, welcome to the Summer Classic V! Sorry for the mag taking so long. I was not able to finish it the past few days for quite a few reasons, but still this is timely enough. If you haven't checked into your battles, make sure to do so tonight, as check ins are due. We have some really dope heads coming for the tourney, such as Beyond, God of War, Karaoke, Orc, Dominate and former SC champs Alvin Karpis and John Hensley. It should be a dope one. This mag is gonna be pretty short since it's just a premag really. But enjoy anyways...

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Track of the Day

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The Classics of the Classic

SC 1 Finals: Calefaction vs. Resin M-I-C

Resin

Aiyyo
Listen, buttfuck. Rudge was learnin' ya..
If I locked u in a room fulla women this fag'd die from hypothermia.
Pay attention white boy cuz this dude has just had it
ur the type of Cracker that'd get a chiropractor sued for malpractice.
Livin in his parents basement. Don't u think 25's old enough?
When ur mom throws u out at Home she'll earn herself a fckin golden glove.
Cal's a cocksucker for one. Second he's a raving geek..
if loose lips sink ships ur herpes sore can take out a naval fleet.
Reached ur highest crest, now watch me fling this clown
when this pussy climbed to the top a fireman had to bring him down.
User & Oneduh wrote for you but now ur quips is hated..
my drops are natural born killers. urs are artificially inseminated.
You think all you jotted down will get me seated.?
uhh sorry guy, usin asian disses as a Crutch aint really orthopedic.
See my people are smart. I can handle this bitch with ease..
Nigga I'm an A Plus student. so gettin a C in the Finals AINT SHIT TO ME.
Peep the roads. Chinks drivin crazy is an obvious lie..
but i'll run u over.. u'll get a windshield on ya chest like optimus prime.
This idiot brings NOTHING. We all gon boo this queer..
my skills are well Conditioned.. urs look like it hasnt shampooed in years.
Get fuckin serious, fam. Whatever you spat'll fail..
You winnin? That's pushing it so hard the whole 5th grade tattle taled.
& when ya parents adopted u they started doubtin ya kinfolk
you were such a bad cop.. the Good cop routine got thrown outta the window.
Face it, douchebag. There's simply no power or star in dude..
if this is wire to wire.. bomb unit says the Yellow one is disarming you
Quit it man, I'm crackin the fuck up with your silly hopes
shiiiit, i only posted late so peeps get mad & actually give u some pity votes
Cal drops fuckin whack. There aint no way of ampin this..
That chickenscratch can take gold in a cockfightin championship.
Ur mom is yeeesh. Feel sorry for when ur dad got banged
he 'smashed a Beast' worse than the fence did in the Sandlot Gang.
Now call it missionary work. This nerd bugs me..
U gettin so canned.. the embarassment can ration a 3rd world country
You fuckin poser. We kno u a White guy that flosses weak..
who tucks his chain in his shirt when black kids cross the street.
u gon go call ME slanted? That's just ur first defeat..
To see ur dick. A girl's gotta squint so much she look worse than me.
I'm the upper echelon. Here to harm this joke..
only a few dawn in greatness. ur excuse is the alarm clock broke
Muthafucka.

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Calefaction

You asian prick, the fact is that you're wack res..
So here's an L for R.. that'll fix every word you butchered with your accent
He better pick a damn race or I'ma kill this powder puff..
His personas been black and yellow more than bill cowhers was..
Thought you had us fooled but I could tell you were fakin, my God!
Even your black swizz beats one had a sticker that said: made in taiwan..
You're played out, your verses translate to fuckin wack shit..
So I'ma turn this chinese character to a sub title in cane's summer classic
If they knew about you, peta wouldn't stand for your garbage..
And ever since mike vick got caught, resin's whole family been starvin..
Flatline this knuck, get him medivac'd quick..
How the fuck you lose to kung fu TWICE when your people invented that shit
You think this clowns gonna stop me when everything he's writin down is just sloppy?
If you think this is a wok in the park, its just cuz Resin brought out the hibachi..
Listen black, I mean asian, the belts mine, give it back..
Curiosity killed the cat, Resin gave 'em a look like "you gonna finish that?"
I dont trust you slimey knucks, that's why you gettin ignored..
Cuz the last time I had an eggroll, it hit my sperm, then resin was born
You fearin this scrap, to the voters it's clear and a fact...
That this snitch dont have a chance to win unless it's the year of the rat..
Last round you robbed Deon, I didn't think you took it son..
Cuz the only fat joke worth readin was the dude that should've won..
Dont even talk, you're the hired help, how could this lame doubt..
Bitch I WANT you in my threads, you're the best at gettin the stains out!
You're one of the dopest, what the fuck are you talkin 'bout??
My left hook'll smash your crooked I so hard it breaks up slaughterhouse..
I thought you were great in the hangover and while we announcin the topic..
Since you mastered jumpin outta trunks, you should try to come outta the closet..
I'll turn away every single punch that this lame brings..
You tryin to put a chink in my record? funny, I'm tryin to do the same thing
I know you a fan, dont act like you ain't love when I spit..
matter a fact, I found a picture of resin bumpin my shit d-_-b
This knuck fronted like a thug, but the video game geek was shamed..
When OG's pressed him for the blood code, he said A, B, A, C, A, B, B, A
Straight? not a chance, this fuckin gook eats balls..
I tried to google resin and it came back did you mean: pause
When punches get landed, your body gets punished and damaged
Fans'll have to identify you by just your head - like you were inducted in Canton..
You're such a fan of the dick, you long past gettin butt hurt..
Cuz this yellows been on more meat than French's Mustard..

The Winner: Calefaction
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SC2 Finals: Blue Bayou vs. MetaSin

Blue Bayou

lately i been Quarterbackin dohpe. u been sorta like a flanker, fam
s'why i'm leavin Burgandy holes in ur chest..quit thinkin ur our Anchor, man
savoir self? chauffer lines? that's nothin but shit on a page..
those concepts are so Dated they got 4 STD's & a kid on the way
cuz with that played shit there’s not a chance in hell ur merkin vets
one punch Rex-All that he writes.. &'ll send em to that pharmacy for percocets
U beatin karpis was laughable… ya verse was fuckin average boss
I aint seen a 3rd round steal that ridiculous since the Vikings traded that for Moss
u just aint that clever, ur really not the smartest alive g
if ur rhymes are over my head... they're crumpled into a ball & there's a garbage behind me
i got that Bret Michaels swag, my rock demeanor's got me called a threat
to Metasin the Rock of Love aint a show.. it's reality, he's gotta offer 8-balls for sex
you get no ass, if a hoes trash she’s never on ya friend..
Moneypenny’s the only bitch alive that’s ever seen any kinda Bond with M
meanwhile i kick it between posts, get pussy while i tear it harshly
ur just a Saint that fails at playin the field.. somethin like a Garrett Hartely
i dont need new york museums with the topicals uve written bitch..
those alone prove the only thing inside of the Met is a bunch of faggy artistic shit
honestly Met-roids aint gunna stop me from rippin ya pride
if Gunplay pops off, u'll start sprintin & PROVE ur just a bitch in desguise
so drop the weapon talk like u got no problem fightin a hoe..
Grip a Tool? how can we believe you when he's flawlessed you twice in a row?!
cuz if a fight goes down, u'll turn to the courts because ur known by cops
pussy u'll be lookin to Suh faster then the Lions in need of a goal line stop
i’ma baller, flossin riches while my dick’s morphed between thighs
Metasin Ball? nah.. He’s just always getting passed back n forth between guys
and ur sister's a stripper.. givin lappers everynight to horny average fiends
step in the club and its Grind Time for Bux.. like War's upcoming intro to the live battle scene
its over for you, ur too wack to even pose as a threat
i'll use this last bar to tell Oneduh he's a knuck & let em know that he's next!

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MetaSin

War showed u get rattled, so fuck faith and hope, since you’re fragile
Now you can’t even prey to God since that’s just your role when yall battle.
But he’ll try n quickly fail; in an instant he’ll flee quick
Seein a Christian Bale ‘s no shock when he’s thin as him in the machinist
give this dude a meal; in fact, film should keep the truth concealed
you’ve fucked up hundreds of lines, but there still shouldn’t be any blue-per reel
u can’t keep this homo apart from men; he’s quick to skeet buns
n if there’s holes in that argument, u can bet he’s had his dick in each one
if he says he gets pussy then this punks delusional
projecting gay traits with that song n dance only reflects his love for musicals
when a slut is beautiful, I make her believe what I say is true
and it’s all to get face-time. Which is something we know u were afraid to do
Talk of ghostwriters in dohpe might have u acceptin some help from friends
Til u realize how dumb you’d look if I beat you and Hens by myself… again.
Since it was 2 against 1 I thought winning would be harder to do
But your only successful handicap match was finding a bitch as retarded as u
He’s broke as a joke, so I know this kid isn’t fresh dressed
Before I kill him, check the size on his shirt to see how he’s livin in XS
Made a thread when u lost, which I’d say is kinda funny.
Proving what he has in store is so infant-aisle, it comes wit baby wipes and huggies
Fight Nights show he can’t steal the win and this nerd is a victim
That’s why when Sound went off he got shut out like a security system
I’d tell you all the reasons ya long bars were weak but I lack time
Only reason short bars are better, is cuz I spend less readin ya wack lines
I’ve staked claim as the best, so I’ll leave ya frail frame in a mess
Cuz when I hit the Aype-pecs now, one punch is all it takes to cave in his chest

The Winner: MetaSin

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SC3 Finals: John Hensley vs. Sephiroth

Sephiroth

i pack explosives, so why write a novel when all you bringing is weak chapters?..
your shit is not only a 'Dudits' more retarded than the kid from the Dreamcatcher
you harming anyone's hilarious when you're short and shaped like a stump
and you're 5'6 tops.. is way too many layers of shirts needed to make you look buff
figured herb's what made you slow, but just found out it's heavy D
plus you're the 'buy-product', of moms doing just that, all throughout the pregnancy
im the best in whatever grind, got many lines that some of them says crack
so how you hustle hard, when 'choppin it up' for you is catchin up with someone from wayback?
he grows lil bud and thinks he a boss, ain't noone concerned with dude and his chump change
bro, i just bagged up nik last round and STILL got further than you in the drug game
plus whenever you smoke, it's mostly paper, so it's hard to match me
can't even roll right, so you end up 'repairing the joints' like arthroplasty
probly whine to hoes in real life bout how oneduh killed him twice, hi hater
coz them 'losses by one' only proved you ain't getting in draws.. tie breaker
joined the planes, but still rip shit even when riding solo, pimp shit
you're washed up knuck, and the writing's on the wall.. that not even I would pose in pics with
guess gow learned from you, no wonder he was in dohpe for like 2 yrs. happily
heard you gave Warhead, and then treated him like he was part of your Nuclear family

AresOfWar24 (1:11:21 AM): yo real talk
AresOfWar24 (1:11:25 AM): i remembr the alia tourney right
AresOfWar24 (1:11:38 AM): dohpe told each member what ther aliases was

maybe on RB you can pull that shit, but NC's is like fam so lets share with the jury
coz round here, everybody knows everybody; and that goes double for dohpe in alias tourneys
your squad got shit on lock? where? i'll leave em stomped in a heartbeat
yall went from an angry mob.. to a bunch of pussies who wouldn't even occupy wall street
pretends he ain't the shadiest in dohpe, but thinks he's G off their work..
can't have your cake and eat it too, yet you keep insisting on stealing Deon's deserts
got a price on my head, but they sent this past his prime knuck to throw fire?
if he's 'The Executioner', i'll just go Chad Dawson in this bitch and tackle this old timer
dude's 26 and leeches off nana, so ima tax him for that to guide this clown
and make him give me the 'Money Gram' sent him and use that to transfer the cash to my account
even got exposed for biting by frac, you fraud bitch, so whatsup hoe
you're either a legend Aura knuck.. and ironically, you sharked him to become both

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John Hensley

CLASH can't bail u out, act rich n' a fast fist'll rail ya mouth.
brokeass only Throws Paper in the Air from a bike on his Daily Route.
Mention him bein an Orphan u'll see embarassment form.
His only Presidential Quality is that nobody really knows where he was born.
There's no thought of remedy when John's ur enemy.
I'll stab u on the toilet n' give u 3 slashes on the Can like Monster Energy.
Ur image is fake & enlarged, wants to be gangsta & hard.
even tho I caught him Flat Footed he ain't got the guts to b Takin' a Charge.
Ur homies ain't stoppin me, shit against GOW was bogus, a mockery.
ain't the alias Behind the Black Mask but ur the 1 known for the Robberies.
No way you'll get the thrown, I promise this dude'll get owned.
Fuck crew votes, CLASH is more of a Dead Organization than a Funeral Home.
Run fast kid, u suck at text & ur a dumbass bitch.
On top of that ya girls Butch enough to partner up with the Sundance Kid.
It's amazing that she duct tapes her back to hold waves of fat.
& at Thanksgiving she'll cause more Turkey Devastation than the Quake they had.
King of Being Played. 'Outlook' lines aren't on the brink of being great.
based on concepts u Comprehended Fractures but should just Think About a Break.
U can't survive here.. The Future's clearer if you gaze hard.
Where do u see yourself in 5 years? besides the bathroom Mirror of a Gay Bar.
U ain't got an attacking style. ur Decent, but in a crashing spiral.
& the only time Average Wins Anything is in the race for a Batting Title.
Keep pretending to be classic, U'll always b elementary in ur clashes.
U spend days writing & got more Pre-Wrecks than college entry level classes.
He'll either b dead or he'll sulk, u ain't champin, ur a regular joke.
Seph couldn't have a Banner Night trick or treating as the Incredible Hulk.
On RM u were high tier, but I've seen him rarely thrive here.
U went from an Ace, to Dumb and Dumber like Jim Carrey's Prime Years.
I dead bogus tricks. Hens Is Champ & u can bet slogan's stick.
if anyone thinks this is 50/50 it's got me laughin more than the Seth Rogan flick.

The Winner: John Hensley

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The SC4 Final is not on recorded unfortunately, but Alvin Karpis won it.

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Track of the Month

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Hypothetical Top 10

10. Dominate - One of the Gods of longbar and slowly becoming one of the shortbar greats that converted like Blue Bayou, Beyond and Orc. Yet to champ anything big yet, but if he tries this could be his first tournament champed.

9. Cashius - Really dope dude, but can be inconsistent. He also hasn't faced this level of challenge and succeeded yet. Just won the most recent tourney

8. Bags - Champed almost everything there was to champ, EXCEPT big tourneys other than the topical side of things. We will see if he has what it takes to put this kind of gold on his
NC resume.

7. Allen Knight - Champed quite a few things on the new NC, and a few on the old. Always solid competition and fresh with battling right now, unlike some of the rusty dudes
6. Hush - Might be rusty, otherwise would be #1. Probably the best to battle on NC, always brings dope concepts. Even if he has a bar or two in his first that aren't fantastic at the core, his untouchable wording makes meh bars turn into quotables.

5. Orc - NC HOF'er and always sharp dude. Has the bars to compete, and is still fresh with recent experience that will hurt some of the other HOF'ers

4. God of War - The Champ of TWO entire NBL seasons and a HOF'er, probably the most deserving of them all. If he can compete at the level it takes to achieve what he has still, he could be a shoe-in. Though he may be a bit rusty, as I haven't seen anything from him recently.

3. John Hensley - Former SC champ, and text legend. The type of dude who can still drop dope regardless of rust, so he will bring fire.

2. Alvin Karpis - Last SC winner, and always has what it takes to beat whoever he is against with humor and solid wording.

1. Beyond - Most recent HOF'er, and another text legend. The SC is a champed that he needs to make him the best, and I think he is going to go for it all and take it home. He also is the winner of the last big tourney.

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Honorable Mentions: Philly The Bully, have never seen him battle but being undefeated means something. Untold, dope in the NBL lately and getting better, he could upset a lot of heads. Sharp Nine, improving every battle and dropping verses that would make many think he's a vet. Karaoke, Has always had potentional to champ big things, but never did. This could be his time, if he shows

DISCLAIMER: This list was done spur of the moment for filler and is not at all accurate, it is just some random shit I threw together in a minute and didn't even look back once I was done. It is NOT an official seeding or anything, or by any means mine or anyone elses opinion of how the tourney will progress

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Track of the Week

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Predictions
by Sharp Nine

Alright, there’s a lot of fucking predictions so I’ll keep this brief. Without further ado…


@RdotC vs. @Camp Bell

RdotC’s reasonably experienced and the owner of RIA, though I don‘t know much about him. Camp’s been improving a lot and is a solid flex guy. He’s gotten a lot better with UW and I can eventually see him turning that flow ish into some battle verses that read really smoothly, but he isn’t there yet. Also he may have abandoned the site with the rest of the Nomads

RdotC: 75/25

What Knuck thinks... Chrit will win, Camp will learn a valuable lesson and improve

@Death vs. @anime_boners

Death aka DLB is rusty but had a decent league showing. I have no idea when Reed battled last, only thing I’ve seen from him was a solid verse in SC III. This could really go either way in my mind, depending on how rusty these two are. Should be a really good battle though.
Either way: 50/50

What Knuck thinks... cool battle of two 4chan lovers. I got Reed if he is as good as he was on HF

@Allen Knight vs. @Flak

No point in predicting, battle’s already up.

@ill nik-A vs. @Rap Maestro

Rap Maestro is not Maestr0. He’s a new guy with a lot of room to grow. Nik’s a vet who should be able to take this pretty easily.

Nika: 95/5

What Knuck thinks... WE DID IT!!

@Patrick vs. @Aesthetic

Already open.

What Knuck thinks... and Patrick will/did win

@Cashius vs. @FGR

FGR’s a promising new guy who I think will be making moves in leagues if he stays in, if not in the last few weeks of this one then the next one for sure. Cashius is dope with consistently solid showings, he should be able to handle this, though FGR is a guy to watch.

Cashius: 80/20

What Knuck thinks... FGR had a cool verse this week in the NBL, but Cashius is doooppe.. FGR could win a close one if he comes his best and Cashius is rushed.

@Arch. vs. @Edgar AlPo

What Knuck thinks... Sharp forgot this one. If Chyeah brings his A game and doesn't just keystyle without looking back and Arch is rusty as fuck, he could win. I got Arch though 80/20

@Bags vs. @ThisisDAM
DAM is a writer. Bags has a ton of experience, though he’d probably be rusty if not for the occasional pinkslip battle. Haven’t seen DAM battle but barring any surprises Bags can take this

Bags: 70/30

What Knuck thinks... Bagsworth will beat this peon on his way to claiming the throne and entering the HOF

@Shank Sinatra vs. @Tryce

Shank’s a solid battler who’s been in a few champ matches lately. I’m pretty sure Tryce is new to text, so shank can probably take this on experience.

Shank: 80/20

What Knuck thinks... Shank shanks him

@God Of War vs. @KZVR

GoW’s dope when he shows. KZVR had a solid 1-2 showing but I don’t think its up to where GoW’s at. If he shows, God has it but KZVR is decent enough to be in the second round

GoW: 85/15

What Knuck thinks... Ron of War is hungry and has a taste for blood

@Aero vs. @Dystopian

Aero tha GOAT. Dystopian’s been inconsistent but can bring it occasionally. From what I’ve seen from both I’d give Aero a decent margin.

Aero: 70/30

What Knuck thinks... Plot is a really cool dude but a mediocre battler, and he won't take the GOAT

@Untold vs. @billy 12

This is gonna be one to watch IMO. Untold’s making moves in NBL and billy’s apparently and older head. The one battle I saw from billy didn’t impress me, I think he’s rusty enough where Untold can get this. Could be close though.

Untold: 60/40

What Knuck thinks... twelve the rudge1 dick taster will get demolished by the new up n comer

@King Ra. vs. @The Bully

King Ra’s the dude, but there’s a 5% chance of him showing. And if he does, Philly’s had much more impressive battles, while Ra’s more of a topical dude. Could be a cool battle, since Ra’s a decent battler but Philly will get this on experience.

Philly: 85/15

What Knuck thinks... keith is cool but Philly is undefeated, and though I don't know WHO he even battled, it sounds like he is a problem.. so he should eat keith alive.

@Ctrl Alt Elite vs. @Mr. J

Crtl’s an experienced head with some slick wording and cool concepts. Mr. J I’ve only ever seen do topical. Barring any surprises, Crtl should take this pretty easily.

Ctrl: 80/20

What Knuck thinks... CTRL wins, Mr. J is a topical head and I think he might have thought this was a poetry slam tourney

@NYCSPITZ vs. @Alvin Karpis

NYC was one of the top dudes with longbar, but hasn’t really made waves in a shortbar setting. Karp’s the defending SC champ and has been pretty dope all in all. Karp should get this, but it’ll be a cool battle for sure.

Karpis: 80/20

What Knuck thinks...the young Gawd Perry may surprise us all......... Or Karp murders him

@Pryde vs. @Beyond

Pryde’s been around for awhile but isn’t the most consistent. Bey champed the last major tournament on old NC (Fall Brawl) and is one of the best in text. He should do a lot of damage in this tourney. Probably will be a one-sided win for him.

Beyond: 90/10

What Knuck thinks... Pryde will be put in his place

@Black Mask vs. @KennyCerealBowl

Black Mask is an older head who’s solid, haven’t seen anything recent from him but he probably won’t be rusty enough where it’ll get in the way of this battle. Kenny is new to text, and while I’ve only seen him cypher its pretty clear he’s got a lot of developing to do before he’s a threat.

Black Mask: 90/10

What Knuck thinks... if kenny drops like he did in the FN cypher, he will be leveled

@Utmost vs. @UnoQuattrosThres

Utmost is a pretty solid battler. Uno’s a writer. Utmost should be able to handle the battle decently, he’s got more experience and skill on his side. Uno could surprise us though.

Utmost: 70/30

What Knuck thinks... Uno has an anime themed profile so he might bring the txt ruckus

@Sharp Nine vs. @mimic

If Mimic wins its because I’ve met with a terrible fate between now and Friday, most likely involving a brain aneurism from an overload of how many ways I can make fun of this poor, poor soul.

Sharp Nine: 200/red

What Knuck thinks... this was nothing more than a gift to my friend Sharp

@Ronic vs. @Dominate

Ronic’s a decent new guy, but Dom’s easily one of the best active in text. He’s definitely one of the guy to look out for in this tournament and should have no issues getting through this round.

Dominate: 95/5

What Knuck thinks... Dom is a possible Finals guy, so yeah...

@Lotto Smirk vs. @john hensley

Lotto’s been improving slowly but seems to have fallen into a rut lately. Hens is a dope older head coming back to compete and is a past SC winner. He should take this pretty easily

Hensley: 95/5

What Knuck thinks... May God let Lottos soul rest

@Jay vs. @Strikta

Jay’s been highly decorated on RIA and is a solid competitor in the NBL. Strik may have retired or something but is back or I don’t even know anymore. If strik plans on showing he should be able to win, but it’ll be a good battle.

Strik: 70/30

@Defiant vs. @Seyance

Seyance has done alright in the 1-2 league. Defiant is a solid and experienced battler, but he may not show. If he does, he’ll probably take it but Seyance will put up a good fight.

Defiant: 75/25

What Knuck thinks... I actually think Seyance will edged this if he is as sharp as he once was. It will be close though and Defiant can easily win by landslide depending on the situation.. my gut says Seyance though

@Split vs. @Flo Real

Split’s an okay battler but he doesn’t battle too often. Flo’s been improving a lot and has made some solid league showings. I’m feeling split will take this if he shows, but it’ll probably be the closest battle of the round if Flo comes as well as he can.

Split:60/40

What Knuck thinks... Split is a standup guy, and good topical head. Never seen him battle though, and Flo has had some really close L's with some good heads so this is a toss up to me.

@Rawn MacDon vs. @SiK

Never seen Rawn battle, but he’s a good writer. Sik’s a little rusty but is still overall solid. Edging it to SiK but Rawn definitely can make it interesting

SiK: 65/35

What Knuck thinks... Never seen SiK drop but Rawn is as a poor a boarder as he is a battler, so SiK will get it easily I would hope

@Smashalot vs. @Karaoke

Karaoke’s dope but hasn’t been showing much. Don’t know anything about smashalot, so I’m feeling Karaoke should get this if he shows. Smash might surprise us though.

Karaoke: 85/15

What Knuck thinks... smashalot random alias, could win... not likely though.

@Orc vs. @R!canTheoryz

Yep.

Orc.

What Knuck thinks... R!can has gotten a few wins in the NBL because of weak comp, this will end his run brutally

@Rayge vs. @Lifted

Rayge is pretty dope, while lifted is bleak who’s bad about showing. And Rayge has beaten him before. Rayge’ll get this on consistency for sure.

Rayge:75/25

What Knuck thinks... this could be close, and a decent battle. Bleak aka Lifted can bring some good bars, but also some out there garbage. Rayge is a bit more consistent and overall better, he SHOULD kill that inbred child but you never know.

@Hush vs. @Guillotine Keith

What Knuck thinks..Hush will slaughter the young new comer with the force of a million nuclear warheads

[~RustyGunZ~]

Interview w/ God of War

Knuck here for the Summer Classic round one magazine with God of War. So, how are things going hoss?

GREAT READY TO EAT AND MURDER SOME PEOPLES

Indeed. So we've got 2 of the 4 former champs of the SC. Hensley and Karpis. Do you think either will win again?

hensley could win anything he enters if he stays interested, karpis wont win this year. last year was a big cluster fuck of bullshit, finals getting closed, theng etting open then gettign closed then open

Well, otherwise who do you think can take this? Any predictions on a Final Four?

me, of course um let me look at the names so i can tell you four other then me. hensley if he stays interested, the bully, orc,cashius
ther5es a few other dope dope dudes like allen knight n etc
but 3 of the dudes i mentioend is HARD to beat
the other is cashius and i think cash gon surprise alot of cats. karp is rusty hasnt wrote ina ges or id say he could final it again
same wiht beyond
beyond hasnt wrote in 234343 years

Most of the first round matches are a bit one sided in theory, obviously thisis just how things go with seeding and such. Are their any you think could still be upsets?

none, only upsets are going to be if someone doesnt show.
billy 12 wont show much. weed out rounds is fun lol
i do kind of want to see defiant vs seyance

A lot of people have reappeared to join, do you think this will help activity in the long run, and are the people showing up an indication of using getting back where we need to be to an extent?

I dont know man, i think it has to be more then a dope tourney ran. a few things need to change. but for right now its dope theres alot of attention on the tourney

What would the next step be to reviving things? Anyway people can help towards that goal?

Yes, the vets need to stop clowning the newer cats for giving a shit about text. if a new dude comes to the site and sees the vets or known heads clowning saying "text is whack" or "your a knuck for taking writing serious" ther going to be like "ahhh yeah we want to fit in so fuck text"
cats like bags, bags is my dude but he could dooo soooooooo much to help text, so could dudes like metts and etc
but they would rather not. remember
a great athlete not only makes his team better
but makes his sport better
same shit goes for text

Word. Well I think that's about it. Any shoutouts or closing comments?

shoult outs to sik , strik, beyond for coming back, hensley for being here. arch for trying to be a gi joe. and no one forget that bill 12 is a knuck and bags and allen knight is my dudes, destroyer come abck and codeman congrats on the rape

[~RustyGunZ~]

Outro

Well yeah, there it is! Have fun people. This round might be mostly one-sided, but the next should be quite dope. Make sure you check in if you haven't, and remember when verses are due and make sure you can drop on time, if not ask for an extension please. I shouldn't be held up any longer like I had been the last few days, so anything I can help with just send me a PM.

[Allen Knight]

lol at the top 10

[Untold]

word. cool pre-mag. thanks for gettin it up

[God Of War]

ahhh dope mag now i can drop n battle kyzo or whatever his name is

[SiK]

Good lookin out on the mag......always motivation in em...SLEEP ON ME!


and the top 10 is kinda ehh....but dope effort

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

lol at the top 10

I FORGOT YOU AND I AM FUCKING SORRY

replace patrick with you tbh and put you up a bit higher

[~RustyGunZ~]

edited with you, i swore i had you in my prelist

and lmao I'm out of it I didn't even have swerve there

[Allen Knight]

its all good, still a dope mag playa

[VividEnds]

Originally Posted by UPSTATESPITZ

edited with you, i swore i had you in my prelist

and lmao I'm out of it I didn't even have swerve there

got a nigga editing mags on personal favor I see

[The Bully]

Good shit fellas, funny top 10 but nice work on the predictions and shit.
@UPSTATESPITZ
Beyond, Karpis, GOW, Cash, nik-a...just to name a few for you.

All dope and my homies of course. Other than karpiss, fuck ol block head

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by VividEnds

got a nigga editing mags on personal favor I see

lmao nah it looks now like it should

i went through quick and took the names i thougth were best and added them then put numbers next to them and must've deleted his on accident

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by The Bully

Good shit fellas, funny top 10 but nice work on the predictions and shit.
@UPSTATESPITZ
Beyond, Karpis, GOW, Cash, nik-a...just to name a few for you.

All dope and my homies of course. Other than karpiss, fuck ol block head

word, if i had seen your shit i'm sure you'd be up there in the top 3 but it's off my personal opinion and I don't really have one of you yet

had the same situation with Cashius at the beginning of the NBL and was pleasantly surprised, hoping the same for when you drop