Line For Line Cypher: Session I

[UserName]

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INTRO:

Welcome to Line For Line. While this tourney is run inside of B2B, please believe, it's entirely separate. There will be 4 sessions, and deadlines for submissions and voting will be the same as B2B's are. The top 2 vote earners of each session will advance to the final 5th session, where all 8 will compete. Winner gets to face the champion of B2B for the first shot at the title in the new AOBL. B2B's winner will be #1, L4L's winner will be #2.

RULES:

Very few rules, however...

READ THIS, KNOW THIS, MEMORIZE THIS.

6 lines MAX per post. you can only post back to back 3 times, after which you must wait for another competitor to drop a verse before continuing.

THIS WILL BE HEAVILY ENFORCED.
-3 votes per extra post.
-1 vote for every line you go over 6 (remember, it's 6 PER post).
I don't care if you dropped 3 consecutive verses, one being 10 lines and the other two being 4 lines - your 10 line post is going to cost you 4 votes. Don't cry about the "total being the same, either way".

Seem strict? Good, follow the rules.

Verses Due Sunday, 11:59 PM Pacific Time
Votes Due Wednesday, 11:59 PM Pacific Time

Go at it.

[Joe Metts]

Ayo. user fat and lazy, his mom gets mad at how much dude is shittin
but she don't know the toilet is just his rest stop inbetween his bedroom n the kitchen

[UserName]

Originally Posted by Joe Metts

Ayo. user fat and lazy, his mom gets mad at how much dude is shittin
but she don't know the toilet is just his rest stop inbetween his bedroom n the kitchen

you wanna discuss fat? keep clownin', hooker
your face is like a hamburger bun dipped in powdered sugar
his feelings are hurt, fuck it, i'll leave him in dirt
you haven't felt this suffocated since you tried on a medium shirt

[Sn00p]

Originally Posted by UserName

you wanna discuss fat? keep clownin', hooker
your face is like a hamburger bun dipped in powdered sugar
his feelings are hurt, fuck it, i'll leave him in dirt
you haven't felt this suffocated since you tried on a medium shirt

nerd bitch. we know what the substance of ur world is...
it's not hard to tell text is ur life, when calefaction slept on ur couch before a girl did

[bleak]

Originally Posted by Sn00p

nerd bitch. we know what the substance of ur world is...
it's not hard to tell text is ur life, when calefaction slept on ur couch before a girl did

This ether I'm texting... Is legendary. I trample and crush him.
He'll be reaching for connections worse than Camp in discussion.

[Sn00p]

Originally Posted by bleak

This ether I'm texting... Is legendary. I trample and crush him.
He'll be reaching for connections worse than Camp in discussion.

what are u talking about, kid? that front is nonsense
the only 'camp in discussion' i've seen is the base from which u go out hunting concepts

[Split]

Originally Posted by UserName

you wanna discuss fat? keep clownin', hooker
your face is like a hamburger bun dipped in powdered sugar
his feelings are hurt, fuck it, i'll leave him in dirt
you haven't felt this suffocated since you tried on a medium shirt

MO JETT'S GOT YOU BEAT SON, HE PACKS GATS WITH DA ROGUEST THUGS
YOU'RE JUST SWEATIN BULLETS TRYNA GET MOBILE AT THE CLUB

[Joe Metts]

Yall should be scared of what metts rhymes, queers
cuz im battling immaculate aka i can use all my best lines here

[Sn00p]

metts. go on a diet, b. doesn't it suck to cry every time u eat?
& let's be honest...when did u last find urself a spot playing hide & seek?

[Joe Metts]

Originally Posted by Sn00p

metts. go on a diet, b. doesn't it suck to cry every time u eat?
& let's be honest...when did u last find urself a spot playing hide & seek?

Im about to expose this snitch. Straight downing what u posting bitch
if snoop say he better then me, then snoop lion on some Calvin Broadus shit

[Sn00p]

Originally Posted by Joe Metts

Im about to expose this snitch. Straight downing what u posting bitch
if snoop say he better then me, then snoop lion on some Calvin Broadus shit

didn't u duck me in the alias tourney as moe jetts?

listen. if i take the sniper & aim, u go right to heaven
cuz when I look thru the scope, i'll have jetts in the center like 9/11
plus i tried to make him build a blunt, but this man's forsaken
so if u see MJ rolled here...it's cuz that's his only means of transportation

[Split]

Originally Posted by Sn00p

didn't u duck me in the alias tourney as moe jetts?

listen. if i take the sniper & aim, u go right to heaven
cuz when I look thru the scope, i'll have jetts in the center like 9/11
plus i tried to make him build a blunt, but this man's forsaken
so if u see MJ rolled here...it's cuz that's his only means of transportation

SNOOPS A COOL DOOD, BUT BRUSHES OFF DEPRESSION LIKE ITS NOTHIN
POOR DUDES "ALL TIME LOW" IS 24/7 LOOKIN LIKE A BOY BAND FRONTMAN

[Sn00p]

Originally Posted by Joe Metts

Im about to expose this snitch. Straight downing what u posting bitch
if snoop say he better then me, then snoop lion on some Calvin Broadus shit

u probly meant 'than'... wow, u're a worthless clown
i haven't seen e/a used worse since u claimed NFL '13 for ps3 was ur way of working out

[Joe Metts]

Allen Knight and Nika are faggots. Never held a gun or a weapon
its ironic cuz if you combined allen and niks old ass youd get an ak47

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Joe Metts

Allen Knight and Nika are faggots. Never held a gun or a weapon
its ironic cuz if you combined allen and niks old ass youd get an ak47

metts u stay d/r me yah huge faggot, i'd call u a lame in ur house
u must have a oral fixation wit me, cuz even wen im not around my names in ur mouth
stfu u ugly ginger pot belly pig, all u do is eat yah buggin dude
i'd give u the cross face chicken wing but u had hissy fit wen u found out it wasn't food

[Sn00p]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

metts u stay d/r me yah huge faggot, i'd call u a lame in ur house
u must have a oral fixation wit me, cuz even wen im not around my names in ur mouth
stfu u ugly ginger pot belly pig, all u do is eat yah buggin dude
i'd give u the cross face chicken wing but u had hissy fit wen u found out it wasn't food

everyone remembers how i beat u like 10-zip in the survivor. i bet u, dawg
that win over u was so flawless, ur spelling is still looking at the thread in awe

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Sn00p

everyone remembers how i beat u like 10-zip in the survivor. i bet u, dawg
that win over u was so flawless, ur spelling is still looking at the thread in awe

I'm a Major General type, respected for my kills wit dem hammers
This German fuck climbed the Nazi ranks and could only get to Grammar

[Split]

Originally Posted by cakecakecake

I'm a Major General type, respected for my kills wit dem hammers
This German fuck climbed the Nazi ranks and could only get to Grammar

MAN CAKE UR SO COOL I WISH WE WERE ACTUALLY FRIENDS
BUT WHEN YOU FLASHIN CASH ON THE WEB... IT'S 40 YRS TOO LATE THAT FAGGOTS DEAD

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Sn00p

everyone remembers how i beat u like 10-zip in the survivor. i bet u, dawg
that win over u was so flawless, ur spelling is still looking at the thread in awe

lol plz u begged ppl to hit that battle up, this fuckin ho's a joke
cuz i remember gettin robbed, an ur asshole remembers all the dick u rode for votes

[Sn00p]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

lol plz u begged ppl to hit that battle up, this fuckin ho's a joke
cuz i remember gettin robbed, an ur asshole remembers all the dick u rode for votes

fucking liar. really, all i got is hate for this bitch
last time i hoped for a hit i wanted u taken down on some bollard vs patriots shit