South: [06] ThaBoRaT vs [11] iON

[trap.]

ThaBoRat:
my slick raps'll rips cats from head to toe with a deadly flow
i'm a french peasant, marie, and you still can't get ahead of Bo
i'm set to go, ready to strike just like a rattle snake
to battle fake kids is nothing more than child's play
your recycled verses'll just get you sniped on purpose
your audios sound like the atmosphere inside of churches
so c'mon and recite your worthless jabberwocky
i'm a confident, arrogantm motherfucker; i battle cocky
ion's not a rapper, he put on a great disguise.
he took off his apron, and paused with baking pies...
"a rapper is something i'm trying to be...
i got into march madness, now i'm an emcee!"
unfortunately for you, it's not as easy as that
i'm freezing the wack with ice cold devious raps
i'll wreck this clown, so just chill and settle down
i desperately need a better competitor in the second round
so gather 'round and watch ion get ripped piece from piece
BoRat's an animal, and you'll never see this beast deceased
only a blunted mind would think you got some funny rhymes
now you gotta face the fact you got served by twenty lines...

the minimum, bitch

peace

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iON:
i'll tell you straight off the bat, you wont be rappin past here
TheBoRat's MM future is dim so let's all look back at last year's
okay first he beat a whack kid and then after he won a no-show
MMX musta' gave him a pregnancy scare cuz this pussy had no flow
yet that didn't keep you from bitin' that line offa' Prose though
but now iON's the "double number-1" seed, and you're still just a homo
so i don't care where ya' ranked, cuz you fall apart under pressure
which makes your seed useless like plantin' crops in the desert
but regardless of effort, even if you come nicer than ever
with your dopest punches and jokes ...sorry, mine are just better
so you can start quotin this here as i end ya' hopeless career
makin you the butt of more jokes than Jennifer Lopez's rear
The BoRat's for queers, the fact i'm poundin his ass he may like
his following? shit, he's got more flamin' fans than Great White
can't take this March Madness thang light my shit's guaranteed to all be good
already got more people 'bustin-up' than plastic surgeons in Hollywood
plus ain't no one beleivin' Bo's deceivin' claims that he owns text
the only hot-line he ever dropped was when he was caught havin phone sex
so don't frett, just accept your fate to remain a plain civilian
you took a shot which was a mistake, stop immitatin' Jayson Williams
like Italians hate Sicilians, i dispise you, your flow is just borin'
you couldn't rock a mike if you played Guns-N-Roses for Jordan
but best believe i'm good for every claim that i've said to ya' jerk
i'm known for droppin more dimes than clutzy register clerks
& i'll drop you on ya head 'til it hurts, numbskull, you come dull
my smackdowns bring out more rednecks than a monster truck pull


(quick fact: Great White is the band that had the show in Rhode Island and 90+ fans died from the fire...)