The Saurus has been destroying Detour in this thread. My word.

[Wise Wiggles]

Wowzers

Originally Posted by TheRealDetour
what exactly is it that has u so mad petey?

is it ur inability to find a woman old enough to be out after curfew?

is it the meth scars that adorn that Brillo pad u call a face?

is it the fact u lost to dizaster an I beat him?

is it the fact pat stay clowned u bout ur dead father an u didnt have the courage to check him for it?

is it the fact u won everything two times except for ur last 10 battles?

is it ur complete lack of breath control?

is it the profuse amounts in which u sweat simply by standing?

perhaps ur mad cuz illmac won't write ur bars anymore?

or are u just mad cuz ur an egotistic, delusional coke junkie with a gambling addiction that has resulted in u blowing all the money u ever made off battle rap in online poker tournaments to the point ur 40+ an desperately clinging to a legacy u made 10 years ago in an artform that has progressed beyond ur ability to adapt to it's evolution?

oh an I've heard ur songs before...outside of a small market of hardcore battle rap fans, u will never sell an album... U sound like every nerd rapper that grabbed a microphone after hearing a talib Kwali track, jumbled into one pig fat sweating pile of self deprecating shit...


(Now here's Saurus lol)

Once again, Im not mad, you're just terrible and its easy to make fun of you. Now, My lady is 25 so you're still a fucking retard. The fact that you care about my face is creepy as fuck but I guess pure faggotry from you is a given. I battled Diz in '08 and people care more about that battle than anything youve done in your worthless life. Pat is my boy & he told me weeks beforehand what he was gonna say & he lost because of it. I've won more battles this year than you have in your life idiot. And any battle you may have won this year is overshadowed by the fact that NOBODY WATCHED IT because NOBODY CARES about you. Ill never wrote anything for me, and somehow I continue to get booked 10+ times a year all over the world, must be because I lose so much and can't write my own bars.


My poker playing has made me more since 2010 than you've made since you were born. There's a reason I was able to buy my daughter & her mom a house all while taking care of myself very comfortably and treating my life like a permanent vacation, meanwhile you've never left Colorado cause you cant even afford a post-2003 outfit. I've also never done coke in my life, however you look like a meth addicted Caddy Ron & youre trying to talk to me about drugs haha. Piles of shit like you think you have everything figured out - and yet again I have now nullified any retarded "point" you thought you were making. And before you diss my album Stan, why dont you put an album out and watch how many more sales mine got in its first DAY of release than yours would ever get in your lifetime.



Face it faggot - you have zero clue what you're talking about. You're sad & emotional because someone who you've looked up to for years is completely shitting on you due to your inability to accept your sub-mediocrity as a rapper and human. The ONLY thing you have going for you is your personal opinion that you "beat" dizaster hahaha. There's a reason you dont get booked anywhere besides your hometown. There's a reason the biggest battles you've done were ones you payed thousands of dollars for while you got nothing from it. Every "point" you thought you were making here only proves how delusional you truly are baby bitch. But if you wanna keep making fairy tales up because it makes you feel better about the "moves your making in your battle career" then good for you. Just realize you're alone in this one faggot. No one agrees with you, everyone is laughing at you... and there's a reason for that

[Objective]

lmfao, also: you got the link to that shit?

[DLB]

ether'd

[Wise Wiggles]

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealDetour
briefly skimmed thru this...only thing I saw worth responding to was that I paid for all my battles, which, as I've stated before, just isn't true...rap battle network paid for the dizaster battle an @MrXtrA pocketed the money...ask dizaster who ended up paying him...it wasn't me...

besides that, I'm guessing u just had a free hour between poker games to type up this dissertation that likely boils down to "I'm thesaurus an my face looks like I had a make out session with a school of piranhas an so now I'm a bitter Middle aged pedophile who's only remaining tie to his sanity is a false claim to beating everybody knows, cuz otherwise I'd have to admit I'm the guy leagues book out of pity for the fact I act like a genius but I'm not even smart enough to realize that the times have changed an I'm still writing the same kinda bars I lost to dizaster an philly swain with"...

does it make u mad to know that u spent the last 10 years pursuing a music career only to find out that 98% of the people who are actually fans of urs would rather eat broken shards of glass than hear u do ur best bill nye the science guy impression on a beat?


(Now Saurus)


Of course you didnt respond to any of the FACTS that completely defused your retarded assumptions because you're too fucking stupid to understand reality. I haven't spent 10 years pursuing a music career, I just happen to make music on top of everything else that i do successfully in my life. Music is simply one outlet that I've profited from. Meanwhile you've made all of zero dollars doing anything remotely close to rapping because you're fucking horrible at it.



But good job on getting booked for World Dom 4, BOTB6, the Dont Flop 5th Birthday event and Blackout in january. Oh wait, thats not you, its me

http://rmbva.com/detour-gets-aired-o...-t2127p59.html

[Objective]

Holy shit, Detour just keeps asking for it. It's kinda sad to witness tbh.

Thanks for the link.

[Boredom]

loool that faggot is bodying himself, and will never go anywhere significant in the music/battle business

[Neighbor]

Terrible

[Lars]

A++++++ THREAD

[Paradigm]

rofl

[Orc]

hahahaa

[Witty]

I don't even understand how he can talk so much shit to someone who has done and won so much, when he has done literally nothing himself.

He is a clown tbh.

Thesaurus murdered him tho, no coming back.

[uh-oh]

detour would eat him yo

[Witty]

Lol

[Sho Money EMG]

Wow

[Geno]

Goddamn
Fuck jay-z

[...the Nagger]

they both are irrelevant

I don't understand thread.

we givin detour mad exposure which is what he wants. i don't mind tbh but this whole detour discussion is just nothing to me

nobody is sonning him and nobody cares either way. this is like the third thread about it?

[...the Nagger]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

detour would eat him yo

this too

sorry to say it but the saurus ain't been nothing really since he lost to solomon back in 06

he gonn say a fake story with inners with an average punch at the end of a 16 bar borefest

[Diode]

Originally Posted by ...the Munster

they both are irrelevant

I don't understand thread.

we givin detour mad exposure which is what he wants. i don't mind tbh but this whole detour discussion is just nothing to me

nobody is sonning him and nobody cares either way. this is like the third thread about it?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Witty]

Because it's funny...why does everything have to be done with some grand scheme in mind?

It's just funny, the dude is so up his own ass, he is an arrogant delusional moron, what other reason is needed?

I mustn't have got the memo that said people cant be clowned for lulz anymore.

[Frank Metts]

Positives and negatives for both

Saurus just opened up a wider base to actually check detour out to see how " horrible " he really is, but dude sunk to a level below his standards but shit was pretty funny ... detour can brag about YouTube views ignoring what the comments below say

Detour just poking the beast maybe hoping one day it'll lead to a battle which will prob never happen. . I'm not sure what his angle was but I'm pretty sure it backfired in most if not all ways

Entertaining read though