RBL Legend: kungfugrip

[KempoMRK]

Name: kungfugrip
From: RL, UPN, RM
Crew: STFU, Precision

vs. Commizzle
06-09-2008


ayo


your site is a joke. forreal. it's tragic to me
that u an RB heavyweight.. & won't win a match in this league
& i beat you on RB, not cuz i'm a veteran dude
Commitment that i'm dedicated forever to being better than you
there's only one RBL. you're disappointing ur click
cuz you chalked up another RB L just by joining the shit
and i got a rep to uphold because i drop forums
you got a rep of flipping 10 cliches & still getting props for 'em
& it's ur debut in the ranks. i'll see u ain't there a second
cuz i'm makin ur Premier go Pop like a Christina Aguilera record
& you ain't got shit on Castro, cuz u stupid b
this 'Mizzle crisis more like a kid with a watergun on a cuban beach
plus that new name can't help u from suckin g
u kept Mizz in' the middle.. like why ur girl started fuckin me


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vs. Magus
06-16-2008

i understand dog, but you might as well forfeit the shit
cuz no offense, but you'll probably come fourth, fifth or sixth.
so hold up. you wanna wait for Oneduh and Meta to own it
then turnaround & drop 30 tired lines against a better opponent?
whatever buddy, you'll see that i'm the most tighter
everyone'll throw thier vote to mag-us, but i don't work with ghostwriters
you ain't never dropped hot, you stay suckin the wang
anyone thinkin Mag neato is a mutant that ain't up on their slang
i heard you been around, dropping that tragic crap
& nobody's read a top shelf mag, with or without the plastic wrap
i caught your site battle loss, Mets merced this guy early
your shitty ass verse made project rhyme look nobel prize worthy
& that proves you suck. so stop with the threats
cuz you got swept by a dude that i forgot that i swept
but forreal, u set an example, it's nothin to you
your verses always give pointers.. & laughers somethin to do
I could maim you, but i don't kill faggots for fame
violence isnt the answer, unless the question's 'how does magus get laid'
& as far as skill goes buddy, i stay smoking bastards
the skill mag Hasbro comes with instructions and a choking hazard
& stop clowning Rev's pics. his rep ain't tarnished
he look like an african Oscar, you look like the one that chills in the garbage

vs. M-Famous
06-23-2008

i'ma give you a chokehold and speedknots cuz
& you'll get released around the same time Detox does
that garbage shit. you must be high, geek
glad Nasty came back, so i know who to thank for the bye week
it's cool tho. i take this stuff as a bonus
usually moving up in a league involves tougher opponents
i'll just finish off this mf soon
got voters puttin on backpacks way they're watchin M-F Doom
you write like a chump. not greasy or wild
it sucks when even ezboards call urs an ezboard style
so catch the scent of the vapours
styles been in construction so long it got apprenticeship papers
u impotent fuck, ur prolly a kid
you catch Static in hummers like the lollipop vid
& ur lettin her down so often it's sad
ur dick's such a Wii Fit u could shadowbox in her vag
u can't match me. & i hate sore losers
if u got a Shred of my skill it'd end up a skateboard blooper
i don't need Kate Hudson to murder ur hopes
cuz this ain't Almost, Famous. u weren't even close


vs. Medichi
06-30-2008

haha

i didn't mean to scare you, u bitch
but that's how much thought, time & effort i'll use to bury you with
i don't think you know who ur dealing with guy
when ur style's made up of Hen's 'nah, i ain't feelin' it' lines
me vs you? that's a problem any dummy can solve
ur strugglin on BRL..
..& i went 20-0 when there was money involved.
& your opponent last week alone made u flatline, g
you barely took out Tony, like the 'Say Hello to the Bad Guy' scene.
if kids say u ill, then them faggots is wrong
you rollin with more fake-ass support than Kim Kardashian's thong
see i can choose defeat. but the thought of it hurts..
so i'll pick XL over Med., like User shoppin for shirts.
you ain't nothing but a slight hassle to dome
the Herald'll be so about me, Kumar's eatin' white castle alone

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vs. Rap Antics
07-07-2008

what a gay name.


not feelin it kid. not even a little bit
u sound like a website that covers Foxy Brown nipple slips
i don't lose to stooges cuz i'm better than that
& u got a bad name. like the league if u reach contendership match
see i'm a great. i'm violent with clout
but when 'Tics Talks, i can't help but think his time has run out
you ain't nothin, stop borin me child
if RA the rugged man, fags aint' look that hardcore in a while
take a holiday jack, might as well forfeit ur try
cuz i'll bea stunning Array more than the 4th of July
ur whole style is wack. ain't astoundin' at all
concepts so dead their lookin for brains & surroundin the mall
who sent me this homo? cuz ur pal is a fuck-up
i can't Behr ur shit. so u need like 417293473 gallons of touchup
step ur game up cuz this isn't scary man
shit. i'll put an end to Antics like i'm a disciplinarian
and i ain't runnin, & i ain't stoppin it there
anyone that Flees Anticks is describin what he got in his hair
verses so played. that accounts for the stench
got everyone sayin ur name prounounced like it's French

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vs. Light Saber
07-14-2008

let's go


first of all, fuck ur contender achievement
beat me? HA. u'd need 4 LightSabers like General Grievous
see he was sick, but u must be slower holmes
if Luke pulled u out, he better pray Storm Troopers are homophobes
with that name winnin's somethin u don't have a chance at
i can name myself somethin' fictional too
..& show up next week as 'YouInAChampMatch'
cuz ur verses are trash. can't lie on the fact son
kid's sorry display could knock a murder one to bylaw infractions
most improved? ha. u can't spit with the best
just cuz u went from 'he sucks' to 'he sucks a little bit less'
u need waaaaay more improvement. ur open to start
even when Lights On his shit looks like it was wrote in the dark
dude's homo. but i shouldn't mention that part, right
LightSaber's pokin so many guys he's comin close to the Dark Side
u ain't dope, ain't sick, ain't the scariest or good
& if i Shed some Light, then the rest getting buried in the woods
ur whole style is trash & ur lines won't be felt
shit, heads Shrug off ur shit til it starts defining their Delts
u emulate me, but cats don't feel it or get it
ur such a Fake Grip ur shit advances the field of prosthetics
u can't match my swagger, cuz ur a sucker dude
and let's just say talentwise.. cuz it would never fuck with you


vs. MetaSin
07-21-2008


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the real champ's here, laughin at how silly u been
Sincere now, but i'm lying if i say he ever will be again
i don't need science to tell me what u write'll be dense
one punch & Synapse so long, he'll wake up on my 3rd title defense
see. nameplays aren't hard. ur whole style needs a revamp son
i'd drop a million more. but noone wants to relive your champ run
that shit was a crime. u ain't ready to be flexin' with mine
& ur verse shows u ain't cut out for more than E or Exodus lines
quit phonin' it in faggot. Metasin's such a wack learner
i'ma fry his ass on the front since his verse took the back burner
yeah we both rep Precision. don't be stressin' the joint
we got a voting circle, but everyone considers you the decimal point
i was lookin' for an easy win, and i'm gettin' it steady
MetaSin's more like placebo. i saw u & i'm feelin' better already
i'm smash you kid, clobber u and watch this dipshit drop
so u can kiss the belt goodbye, & cry while i wipe the lipstick off
you beatin' me? stop lying, beggin' & wishin' u geek
when i T.a.C on the win, he'll prolly be ur competition next week


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vs. Medichi
07-28-2008

sorry i'm late, i had alot to attend to u geek
like sortin' through all the fanmail i got from the contender this week
partner with you? what were u thinking, guy
sorry Med, but i'm more used to being on the winning side
i teamed with Resin. & i'm wrecking you, tyke
remember him? he's the guy whose style you can't execute right
you're a worthless groupie, it's showin my man
i'ma call for an Ichi ban, like you do at my shows in Japan
i won't be losing the belt. man u can bet it
especially not to a no-name i already ran through to get it
oh you forgot? lemme tell you somethin my friend
if your record is picture perfect, then i'm that one on the end
& you tryna diss Muffy, it's less than accepted
shit, you had beef with Muff ever since u chose a sexual preference
your bitch'll prolly be naked when she sees me tonight
cuz she won't put-on her clothes if they had street cred & media hype
& you got kiiiilled last week, that dumbout's a lie
you already got Wash'ed, i'ma see you get rinsed & hung out to dry
your writtens are trash, u got the shoddiest luck son
i tried a Play off ur verse, & got a 1 star off-Broadway production