Phil, what's your favorite fruit?

Chill Phil · 07-22-2019, 10:40 AM

Ricky Martin...

Happy Monday my guys. What's up with the server? I've been having issues getting the site to come up.

Dope girl · 07-22-2019, 04:54 PM

Thanks love you too

Adonis · 07-22-2019, 07:44 PM

3 guys walk into a bar....
The fourth guy ducks

DMS · 07-22-2019, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adonis

3 guys walk into a bar....
The fourth guy ducks

Wanna hear a laugher? A white rapper walks into 16 bars

Amen · 07-23-2019, 07:25 AM

Since we are posting bad jokes, here’s one.

Boy asked father;

Dad, how many wives can one have?

Father replied; 16.

Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer.

Boy replied; so which one do I call mom?

Father’s response, none - child support’s a mother fucker.

Aero · 07-23-2019, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amen

Since we are posting bad jokes, here’s one.

Boy asked father;

Dad, how many wives can one have?

Father replied; 16.

Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer.

Boy replied; so which one do I call mom?

Father’s response, none - child support’s a mother fucker.

Wish you didn’t post anymore.

Witty · 07-23-2019, 09:21 AM

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Sharp · 07-23-2019, 03:49 PM

Even wirh the formatting that screams 'this came from some pinoy Facebook' meme' with a minion or the boss baby in it

gg amen

Amen · 07-23-2019, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp

Even wirh the formatting that screams 'this came from some pinoy Facebook' meme' with a minion or the boss baby in it

gg amen

Nope. Someone told me and expected laughter. It was an awkward moment when I just stared at him.

Hush · 07-23-2019, 04:52 PM

Now you know how we feel when we read any of your posts

Chill Phil · 07-23-2019, 06:40 PM

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!

:(

Diablo · 07-23-2019, 06:56 PM

lmao how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten.

Chill Phil · 07-23-2019, 07:07 PM

An 18 wheeler carrying Vick's vaporub got over turned on a busy interstate.

Ironically there was no congestion for four hours...

Witty · 07-23-2019, 07:58 PM

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Adonis · 07-23-2019, 09:59 PM

I once woke up with dick on my breathe
The funny thing is, your wifes vagay did too

Pause!!

Chill Phil · 07-24-2019, 07:23 AM

I'm not married...

Pakistani Hand Cannon · 08-06-2019, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

Wish you didn’t post anymore.

you should post more tbh

Geno · 08-06-2019, 11:36 PM

Why did mickey mouse break up with minnie mouse..

..drum.rolllllllll....

...Cause that bitch is fucking goofy

Exis · 08-08-2019, 12:53 AM

^^Lol...What do you call a chook lookin' @ a lettuce?

Chicken Caesar Salad.

07-22-2019, 10:40 AM	#1
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	Phil, what's your favorite fruit? Ricky Martin... Happy Monday my guys. What's up with the server? I've been having issues getting the site to come up. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

07-22-2019, 07:44 PM	#3
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946449	3 guys walk into a bar.... The fourth guy ducks __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There are 20 of them. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Now you know how we feel when we read any of your posts __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

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Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone! :( __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

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07-23-2019, 07:25 AM	#5
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Since we are posting bad jokes, here’s one. Boy asked father; Dad, how many wives can one have? Father replied; 16. Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer. Boy replied; so which one do I call mom? Father’s response, none - child support’s a mother fucker.

07-23-2019, 06:56 PM	#12
Diablo Badgerdick Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Showdown City Posts: 2,633 Battle Record: 11-2 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 22685552	lmao how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten.

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Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	An 18 wheeler carrying Vick's vaporub got over turned on a busy interstate. Ironically there was no congestion for four hours... __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

07-23-2019, 09:59 PM	#15
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946449	I once woke up with dick on my breathe The funny thing is, your wifes vagay did too Pause!! __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

07-24-2019, 07:23 AM	#16
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	I'm not married... __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

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Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,934 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	^^Lol...What do you call a chook lookin' @ a lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad.

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