History of the WBL Championship Match (Old)

[Saint]

Symphonic vs. Rhymeageddon (09-15-2004)

Symphonicz

beyOtch...
kid'll be nuthin' but bones- when this beatin' is thru
cause they've said...
i like to bite rhymes... well now i'm eatin' him, too
& ya concepts seem played - to me they're weak in fact
cause i'm a veteran, kid... that means i've senior raps
so ya know if it was up to me- this female would go
cause you're ruin' our batch... with all ur yeast in the DOH
i'm known to x-men- murder u quick 4 pretendin' u boss, bitch
put so much lead in ya body... kid'll resemble colossus
no matter what you say- you'll never beat my shit, kid
cause ur back to basic... like army re-enlistments
u earned some praise @ RM- now think u got the hottest name?
seems you misunderstood...
they meant u were punctual when they said ur on top of the ranks
and ur weak as shit son- u always halfass ya crap
so i guess ya name fits...
cuz ur the worst disaster that could ever happen to rap
now just keep talkin' trash- i'll sit and brandish my nines
ur like israel's army... way iran through ur lines

vs.

Rhymeageddon

lol, i've got more predicitons, than u've got wins. PERIOD.


u & siggy are both losers, & im not into rippin wiggers
but u even rap asian bitch, ur just a few inches bigger
another nobody i have to mangle, im out for thanx
so much a nobody tho, i'll win & still go down in rank
you've been ugly forever, yea this fags had it
& u aint just unattractive ur face resembles a cracked magnet
bitch im out for ur albino looks, the fights lost
fuck i'm so ruthless, my alias is now the "White Sox"
heading for my skill level? or the pretend colonies
but, you'll never 'make it up to me, i dont accept apologies
if not for the white jokes, we'd forget u? i doubt it
been on the net so long, theres nothin left to say about him
but u are so pale, stand in the corner & mime son
Symph only good for one thing, tv projectors to shine on
i have seen ur pic, he's not off the hook, please yo
but why'd u keep saying it, lookin nothing like RUFIO!!!



Roo FEEE ooh

Roo FEEE ooh!


haha Dohpe

Winner = Symphonicz

Symphonicz vs. Neo (09-23-2004 )

Symphonicz

beyOtch...
stole ya name from the matrix- well if u wanna ride, thats good
cause i'm fixin' to put more holes in 'one'... than tiger woods
so g'head and pull ya gat- you'll be dead if ya spark it
i got the guns of navarone, bitch... yours'a navarone target
son you'll never beat me- i'm just provin' i'm valiant
cause if i ever fall to nee's... i'll just be reducin' my talent
now stop claimin' ya ill- kid keeps denyin' i'm better
quit stretchin' for lies... or soon you'll lie in a stretcher
cause i owned this match- it aint fair, all the vets know
sayin' you'll give me the boot? BUT ALL U WEAR R STILLETTOS

vs.

Neo

NO SHOW

Winner = Symphonicz



Symphonicz vs. Tony Elbow (09-28-2004)

Symphonicz

yes i'm the people's champ - so i thought you'd know
it's my signature move... to drop elbow's

- tony's a phony, we know he's really a chica

you takin' my title? - try, and get dwarfed
son you so bad... i'll be payin' child support
& i was gonna display the body- after i slayed this prick
but if you get what u see... guess i'm walkin' away with shit
now i'll give you 1- take out the zero, & put it right there
cause iraq wins more than bush's nightmares
i can't even strike you down- with my furious words, bitch
you've hit rock bottom... try a new query when searchin'
i'll beat ya ass to a pulp- so just leave it to me
symph'll prove that 'elbow grease' aint just a figure of speech
if this girl thinks she'll beat me- got a suprise for this whore
you wouldn't see this gallop if she was ridin' a horse
yeah i don't do audio- but don't be a sleeper
i can admit i'm tone deaf... YOUR PERSONAL REAPER

sucka.

vs.

Tony Elbow

You can’t call yourself a champ, fa’ real believe me
Neo ain’t that good but he would have whooped you easy
who the fuck are you anyway..your text ain’t raw
just a blow in,
‘n that’s exactly what you musta been doin to get this far
I’m mean look, it’s obvious you ‘n your dumb team suck
only wanted to do 16, so there’s less personals I could bring up
imma 100 times better, he knows my punches’ll get him
coz I reached 7th in the RBL ‘n right now he’s a hundred ‘n seven
don’t believe me peep that shit, seriously why would I lie
I got links to lots of threads he made..’n didn’t get ONE reply
linking’s gay ‘n so is Internet pimping, but you taught it was so cool
then u posted ya pic with aestus name on it…’n she didn’t even know you
^^haha..kept askin me for aim, then said you’d make me my own account
but that shit got me a lil freaked ‘n I was like yo I’m out!!!
I get personal..ya wack flips are way below my shits par
so don’t forget to put my name in the verse…then we’ll know who it’s for

Winner = Symphonicz

Rhymeageddon vs. Symphonic (10-07-2004)

Rhymeageddon

You dont belong to be here symph - Neo



I'm the Peoples Champ & the assumptions through wit
since last week u got elbow dropped just to fuckin prove it
ur verses bore me but stun please go the distance
cuz the comedic value of ur last verse was a refund with interest
& he's fuckin shook, so i hit up his crib to tell ya
so i'd be the worst disaster hitting syms city, since godzilla
Neo's right!! & tony left, ur out now. Oh the worst champ too
thats^ not my thoughts tho, i just said i'd also let them slap u
i seen ur skinny ass whore, but i did picture more angles
like, how the fuck ur called stunzeed & not Mr Bone Jangles
she looks like a million bucks tho, i'll find the hope
because she does, with a build like the side of the note
the name changes dont help confidence or gain fame
fuck, nothing could help ur eS,teem not even Lois Lane
so i'll mark this forum red with best of the flows
& enough blood on ur screen to have every envelope closed


Bitch

vs.

Symphonicz

Quote:
Originally posted by Rhymeageddon
I'm the Peoples Champ & the assumptions through wit
since last week u got elbow dropped just to fuckin prove it
Quote:
Originally posted by stunzeed
yes i'm the people's champ - so i thought you'd know
it's my signature move... to drop elbow's
ILLY.

think u won last time? i'll destroy those rumors
watch me drop this joke... u know i like toilet humor
kid ya post wack rhymes- yet peeps score 'em as hot
but watch out cuz...
when u see stun guns u catchin' more than a shock
i'm pissed at u son- last week u said tony's takin' the win
but i can't be too mad...
i mean who would wanna face someone who's gonna rape them again?
yeah remember that rhyme? cause sure as fuck i did
not only did i hand u ur ass... the 'palm was stuck inside it
he's the only kid who said u won- but never mind that tho
cause if u ghostwrote 4 me, i'd prob also ride u in votes
now rhyme says he's takin' the title- but i'm sure he's not
cause his claims are false... like insurance fraud
quit bein' a bitch about last round, just take the skirt off
cause if u really wanna feel sorry for yaself, just mimic ya verse dawg



i'm fucking lazy, fuck the last 2... i got a lot of shit going on before i leave for the army on the 18th
Pz

Winner = Rhymeageddon

[Saint]

Rhymeageddon vs. Tony Elbow (10-11-2004)

Tony Elbow

The fuck is rhyme doin here, I've got nothing to say to him
I read last weeks battle ‘n wrote a verse made for sym
seriously how do your raps get wins
my name was in that verse so much I almost checked in
plus ya wording’s fucked..how can you say your more live than me
when your shit only makes sense after four or five reads
I shouldn’t have to school you like I would with stupid kids
so jus take time with ya verse..coz he keeps taking you with his
ya’ll know rhymes Scottish, ‘n I could never be scared of a verse,
from a dude who’s nation is famous for men that wear tartan skirts
you dissed syms skinny bitch but you don’t fool me
shit you had to get your bitch pregnant to give her some booty
either that or you just mad his girls thin
‘n the fat bitch you fucked last weekend..WAS your girlfriend
fuck ya crew..met’ll tell ya I’m slammin you faggots
Tony’s going thru doh quicker than dudes with a gambling habits
no-show bitch, accept ya fucking lost
or infra red’ll dot ya I’s ‘n you’ll see imma T you shouldn’t cross
^^^not just personal, I got gutter wordplay to keep ya’ll checkin
rhyme ain’t down tho..his av shows the only street he’s reppin

vs.

Rhymeageddon

tonys dumb, lame & retarded, but he's a loser after all
this nigger thought vice versa, was a prostitues battle call
ur terrible with rap's, the worlds worst caucasion
he always resorts for personals cuz he cant afford the vacation
i'mma fill ur head with voices that'll rock rhymes in heaven
once elbows fitted with a plate big enough to tune hot 97
ur only strong in 1 category, it's for the wack testin
cuz elbows never brought to the table, since arm wrestling
im never really consistant with some lines not meant
i've also got a tendancy for wackness & tonys behind on rent
so bottle up ur wackness, & i'll start the winners campaign
cuz u'd only be held on the highest pedestal, if mistook for champagne
bitch, u got personals on me? i only joined to help ya crew
but i've been here a month now & still rated higher than u
dont ever try clownin on net geeks tho, no one deserves
cuz u know everyone about 10x better, than they know themselves
rhymes getting the best applaud, & i've seen hotter ploys
but were only saying oooh- 2 tony? being the combat water boy
the nets ur life & for it u could never top the champ
getting more kicks out the net, than bad keepers in soccer camp[/b][/u]

Winner = Rhymeageddon

Keeps title

Rhymeageddon vs. Ominus (10-21-2004)

Rhymeageddon

fuck it you can pre-write ur shit and drop last minute, you already know the outcome.


names: Ominus, Overflow
site repped: Planet rap

Lol


18

Quote:
Originally posted by Ominus
i didnt have to come too hard this week... but rhyme is gonna fuck me up next week in the championship match

all thats left in u's terrible, rhyme brings the clever shit
cuz if theres a little bit of om-inus, it must be his better bit
& i'm known to play games that give a slayin so true...
when my verse resembles hop scotch, & it stomps the square in u
it sucks to be a bitch tho & more for losin champ
but u'll never hold the title, dog.. this aint a groomin comp
i'm the peoples champs, best know i'd never duck you
& shit if i lay the smack down, i could win high as fuck too
u look like a million bucks tho, but i also guess bluffin
cuz ur only like the million, when u hang with all them nothings
ur heads gotten big with rubbish, so rhyme's laughin too
cuz u remind me of back to the future car, way trash is gassin u
Mr. over flow, the planet rapper, from rappin planets
well, im out to let the truth surface, just to fuckin let u scratch it
alot of people dont want you here, & i'm feelin the new shit
cuz it's enough votes heading my way,^ & even if i lose bitch
so fuck'a net battle, this shits annoying & i'll soon stop it
knowin Ominus could only ever up his game, in a PS2 topic

Chea

vs.

Ominus

good luck at getting back into the top 10 after this week






kid thinks he can beat me? its evident your a bitch & a hoe
the last time dude pulled out the burner, he was fixin a stove
next week your gonna be down in ranks, man shit happens
cause they say stick to what your good at, so quit rappin
dont act like you hard at all, cuz ur fuckin fake as hell
foreal, the last time you hustled cake was at a bakin sale
you claim your tough, when really your just gay as fuck
and i would play rhyme, but rhyme comes played enough
touchin my prose? dawg you will never be fuckin wit O
cuz ya raps are outdated, about half as much as ya clothes
u could print my verse, and wouldnt be touchin mine
so it ain't safe no more................ ima busta rhyme
u shoulda lost to elbow & symph, so ima hurt this kid
cuz ya proved last week u dont need a better verse to win
i hate to murder you, so i hope no troubles harmed
but you can call me jadakiss...... my skill is double R
u been on my dick cause u aint seen a rook like this
id wipe ya face wit my ass, but u already look like shit

Winner = Rhymeageddon

Keeps title

Rhymeageddon

Rhymeageddon vs. ClasSick (10-28-2004)

here's 30



not 10 or 20 theres more hits to come, u've lots to fear holmes
with atleast 50 sent to the head, & it aint g-unit in ya earphones
ur verse's are spur of the moment, but will we see more cuts?
the only person u hittin out of the Blue, is that fag seymore butts
saw who u were against, & had an astonishing routine
started heading for the doors quicker, than jim morrison groupies
so on that note, my shit'll rip through class & get to the core
with the exit wounds alot worse, than him just runnin to the door
plus ur the type to make excuses before posting, & i'll see chants...
like.... "hey atleast next week someone from DOh'll def be champ"
shut the fuck up nigga, ya wrong & dont ask me how....
because, u can consider this my dropping of ur fuckin ass crew now
ur modding is terrible, & wont hold a pound of weight this week
u dont have an Oz of skill either tho, n it aint cuz he signed outta the league
im the first in line street fighter, a b-boys vega & known devil
while your just a stand by-son, i'm the fuckin bonus level
ur pics horrible, & that ball of hair on ur mouth isn't my scene
when u've got a bigger moustashe than any hunting club i've seen
ur face is definutely truth son, but u'll be found in a ditch
ur face tho, i will B. Lee dat, yea a Bruce Lee round house kick
this mexican wants to be black man, someone i'm bound to hit
but if i give him a black eye big enough, i'm sure he'll be proud of it
the nets ya life & u get blown on it, outside u can't handle
serious dog, u aint ever gettin blown out, like some trick candle
shit even with punches ur a low lander, so lets get the facts
Cuz im a high lander, & known to take you heads often class
ur shits outdated man, it's old as fuck & starting to need....
& so lost in the times, u got spittin tobacco with your bag of weed
so stop bein that mexican we hate & stop those sobs...
just cuz lately, u've been looking like Manny,... with a nose Job


yea...

vs.

ClasSick

guess what..?

its gut check time Rhyme, so im gonna lift up ya skirt
cuz no pain, no gain...'n i'll give ya lottery,son.. to hurt
so go ahead and study this, observe 'n take notes
no matter how ya pronounce it, Rhyme a geddon no votes
we've all had enough of Rhyme, babblin as champion
with enough filler in a verse, to seal the Grand Canyon
yeah im a mod here, so heres some thoughts to intrigue
im only in this, to knock off wack champs in my league
im askin ya please, sign out 'n go back to RM
cuz maybe your awful wording, is normal to them
cant handle my skills, your writtens are trash dude
im just too much for ya man....cuz i'll bash his ass too
i know youre Scottish, 'n its part of the heritage
but your kilt has rainbows, and reads "support gay marriages"
punches dont lie, 'specially when they knock out a tooth
so when i connect with ya jaw, it'll be a moment of truth
drivin my fist into Rhyme, with reckless steering
punch em upside the head so hard, it'll gimme an ear ring
you scronny retard, another one of your traits
only thing low as your IQ... is your body weight
dumb pushover, you should learn to be adamant like me
but its a learning process...so learn to add i meant, B.
Mets said not to tell ya, cuz of the commotion it'll stir
but Dukes only let your ass in, cuz your girl let us in hers
you poor bastard...its a well known sentimental fact..
aint worth the shirt on ya back, i put in my 2 cent to prove that
you can kill or rape tons of people, and spread mad diseases
cuz moneys the root of all evil...so youre practically Jesus
the username rhymeageddon dope...
^...i prolly just floored em
cuz he only sees that, preceded by "Users Browsing This Forum"

theres a new champ.

Winner = ClasSick

ClasSick wins the title.

[Saint]

ClasSick vs. Resen (11-03-2004)

Resen

i wont be able to be on the computer until sunday, so i gotta post quick and i wont be able to vote so i'll vote on like 8 battles next week or somethin.



Stealin my crew names.. ya wack fucks i fathered ya click.
The only reason DOH got recognition’s cuz i started the shit.
Doh was nice wit me & cass, but not with all yall kids.
^But we both left the crew we started, as we realized how wack yall is.
Ya own team mates think ya suck, good thing i trash the weak.
Why u think palm n hood left? cuz they couldnt ya ass to leave.
Class aint got a ounce a’ skill, & we can all tell he frontin
Ima plant my foot so far in ya ass, that you’ll bloom from ya belly button.
Ya won against RC & rhyme, but class ill? we aint really fond of.
Beatin a washed up vet and rhyme aint somethin to be proud of.
I was excited to battle Classic, your nice and a top text head.
But then i found out this was just a faggot tryna be like Lieutenant.
You can claim regimes not the dream team. but we hot, he knows.
Cause half ya crew is wack newbs, the other half nobody knows.
I’ll put yall niggas in a brick oven, & heat ya top.
Res’s quick to toss up Doh, like i worked at a pizza shop.
Beat mets with a key. now u, i dont gotta sit n think.
Its bad enough ya crews is ass. but worst that ur the weakest link.
Come at me wit that doh talk, n i’ll proceed to blaze ya.
I’ll throw dukes, easily.. like Muhammad Ali and Frazier.

vs.

ClasSick

fake thug...
i've got actual knives, so dont get to testin..
theyre truthfully sharp, 'n i'll let reality set in
youre a Latin King?...fuckin clowns, im relentless
cuz i put more caps to Crowns, than your local dentist
what happened to the Regime..? sorry to burst ya bubble
theres only 2 of ya... fags, and its more like a couple
i've read some of ya battles, 'n you claim to be a killer
but wish i could take Resen light...or at least with less filler
my raps take the road less travelled, but now we meet
'n my path past Resen's, is a walk on easy street
your raps are false, i'll toss all that youve written
i'll make ya face the facts, and ya info an ass kickin
i got no compassion for bums, i'm sorry to say kiddo
i'd introduce ya face to the curb, but you use that as a pillow
i'll beat this poor bastard, sneak up behind his back
throw him a cheap shot, 'n he cant even afford that
im way past your skill, everything i kicks intense
but at least ya shit matters...in the fecal sense
bitches, faggots, wack writers...
^this boards got 'em...
if it reflects us, sounds like a Massive problem

...and the champ retains his title.

Winner = ClasSick

Keeps title

ClasSick vs. butler (11-10-2004)

ClasSick

Quote:
Originally posted by ClasSick
we got the market locked, you aint even ready kid...
cuz my crews overDoze... like Ken Caminiti did

next week, 8-0.

so this is Butler...?
youre the scronny type, always beggin for money, son...
you dont live up to the hype... ya just resemble one
edud...detarrevo dam dna, kcaw, ylgu nickuf er'uoy....
^im a mirror image of reality, cuz i show the truth too
this queer says he posts high, 'n tries to be entertainin...
but hows Butlers half baked...when that cakes clearly flamin
battlin this fags too easy, i'll bash ya gay talk
cuz The Butler comming at me... is a true cake-walk
go ahead 'n say whats on ya mind...tell ya thoughts, shoot
cuz if it werent for free speech, your broke ass'd be mute
Butler tries hard to be gangsta, its his nerdy defiance
he's gotta project chick...but like the one in Weird Science
im usually tired of ya lip, talkin shit...but not this time
i want to hear real back talk, so i'll punch ya face thru ya spine
i'll show ya how to get better, with signs...like cautious
i'll motion-sickness... but its cuz ya style makes me nauseous
how many gun lines can he flip..? his style needs a trim
cuz me...i talk about rankings, then i'll put the 9 to him

next week: #9 Bulter (5-2)

vs.

butler

Quote:
Originally posted by Richard Corey

For real, although I dig Rhymaggedon, can you really distinguish his style from Tony Elbow's...or Classic's, hell or Allah's. Not to say any of them are wack, but I always lean towards originality.

Right now, Butler is the only cat I think who should be really doing the RM style, cause he's the best at it...everyone else, in my opinion, is just a pale imitation.

Ha.
Look.

this shit's incredible, cuz the kid is fake
yet somehow attempted to diss the same style he tries to imitate

I’m established u dumbfuck. Your skills are scarce to nada
How the fuck r u beatin butler, when ur being compared to Allah?!?
Pure ‘n simple? Ya not that good. I’m not just tauntin’ ya text
But Class you know ya worse if when you win it’s called an upset.
Ya fucked dummy, I’ll smash the features in ya ugly mug dunny
An leave a shiner that’ll remove the scuffs off ya hushpuppies
7-0? nigga pleez thats bad.
only reason i bring it up's cuz thats the reason heads think our league is wack
Hypin’ ya non-developed ass. Like I don‘t ruin bitch kids.
An won’t stomp Classick’s scrawny pecks into a frenchkiss
kid I’ma b-boyz powerhouse. Ya crap is just weaker
I’ll leave ya chest wit growing pains that could re-cast for the Seavers
Tony's the nicest in ya clique. So how you gonna wreck B
when the illest dood in ya crew chose to no show against me?
It’s not that ur overlooked Class. it's just ya junk is bogus
Vets don’t sleep on u. Ur just too small for us to notice.

getyaweightup junior
an gimmie the title.

Winner = butler

New champ

butler vs. Mets (11-16-2004)

butler

:
Originally posted by Mets
dohpe is still running this.
pff..

skillwise,
this is how Dohpe goes.

Classick, Tony, Ez, Solo. Rhyme, Forgotten, then you.
talk about personals. i'v beat the top four heads in ya crew
so lemmie start it off there, u suck dick. u ain't iller
the only perks about this kid, he's gonna need as painkillers
but Mets you won against Ex-Kal to fight wit me bro?
good job on beatin some fool i'v almost flawlessed twice in a row
your a clown. comic relief. like all the nigs i'v yolked.
we'll check those funny bones after i make this knife an inside joke
i'm halfassin', you little punk. call me the i-don't-care vet
but i'll re-invent scale mechanisms after how well i tare Mets.
go drink a beer shortstuff. then u should chug alittle more
cuz at this point, ya low tolerance could spark another civil war.
played. shitty. dumb. boring. stupid. wack. the worst.
^thats for all the voters who'll probly only read half a' ya verse
I’ll put shells deep in ya dome comparments.
trim ya scrawny ass down an turn ya armbands into solo artists
u ain't a pimp. ya girls a blimp,.. like u don't gotta chunker
yea i seen her tight belly. but it's 4 weeks overdue at blockbuster.
poor nigga, i'm not into ya gimmicks.
Mets, ya house is a dive that coulda one the gold in the olympics
I know the rules, no-voting can hurt u but believe me dood.
it's shitty guys like u who'll never give me a reason to.
you damn flake, i gotta backhand that'll make ya fam shake
'n batter ya chest until it yields a shortstack a' pancakes.
i'm the final product Mets. u shoulda kept ya distance.
ya style's a ruff draft. That could prolly prevent the Bush enlistment.

u don't belong here.

Mets

Quote:
Originally posted by The Butler
wh y the fuck am i soooo yayyyyeddd uppppp
YOU WILL NOT WIN.

ayo.
i do this fam, dudes notta g-unit fan..they shit's weak
but if i said Free yay, yo ..
dude would fall down quicker then his rankin' after this week
i rap rude n' put tha gat ta faces ..dont play me
the butler? ..you tha only black dude i know that embraces slavery
believe Mets' tha best one in this ..this dude'll get bit
so just leave, get, go ..Jetson, cuz im tha future of this shit
wait, i'll let tha glock touch ya ..bend ya eye's sideway's
cuz you aint on tha block, buster ..
..thass juss where you get ur entertainment for friday's
hold my penis ..im bout ta leave this man robbed
only time youd ever geta stroke of genius ..is if you gave me a handjob
im raw, whore ..when i clap i'll leave ya frame caught
ALL A BORED ..thats our reaction when you rapping ur train of thought
you know tha deal, im hot, dun ..wut u write can't move me
cuz this dude dont have a real shot ..like gun fights in movies
i hand tha rock off tha damn block ..im rude when i write
butler loves football ..shit, that's even how dude fight's
im bout ta start tha fun ..fella
cuz my shit'll rip out ya heart n' force ya blood ta flow accapella
thanks mayne ..this feel right
n' this verse isnt yankin' ya chain ..that comes when we meet in real life
Mets' owns ..beef?, you sittin' in defeat
i'll leave you like a ghetto comb ..in tha street and missin' some teeth
your text stinks ..but do you ..who knew this was my world, damn
n' none of your text is n sync ..dude needs Lou to spita Pearl, man

next.

Winner = butler

Keeps title

[Saint]

butler vs. Lieutenant (12-02-2004)

butler

Quote:
Originally posted by Lieutenant
ha, I remember I asked to be in but I got rejected

dope pickup tho

Ugh..

Isn’t loot in AOG?

I guess u settled for second best, which ain’t that bad of a thing
Atleast you’ll be used to the rank I’m gonna leave u after this week.
Good luck trashin my rep. Clownin my skills. The style that I’m reppin
I’m really just waitin’ to hear him diss the crew that he tried to get in.
Listen Tenant, I’m gonna knock ya bumass down to position.
so don’t blame ya unemployment when ur left outta commission.
You rep AOG! So how in the fuck you tryna flex it wit B??
When the last dood who took ya serious just wanted XM for free?
You shouldn’t be steppin to me dood. My shit’ll reduce ya braggin
I’ll make ya backup so quick it’ll prevent harm from computer crashes
You’v battled no one to get here. Don’t think ya lyin matters
All I see’s a buncha jokes when flippin through lieutenant’s pryor battles.
Ya long-term dedication just makes you sound more queer.
Cuz who’d brag about not missin a single deadline in 4 years?
Those poverty stricken skill’s hurt ya flow.
‘n the rags in Tenant’s wadrobe could be patented as a birth control
Dummy. I’ll cut ya little frame to the ground wit the toast.
Trim every one a’ this fools skeletal joints down to a roach.
I’ma black lyrical giant. So Loot you shouldn’t get tuff
Your like a white dwarf. The Hubble prolly couldn’t pickup
An I wouldn’t touch ya chick wit poles. Unless the whores droppin
Cuz ya girls a butter face that could solve the worlds cholesteral problem
Honestly dood. Your close to nice, but still got eaten by Dope.
Fa’ real. Ya flow is just a hair off… From bein a fro.
Fuck text. I’ll get Lieutenant a deal by homin’ the weapons.
Cuz shell’s plug this head so good he’ll change promotional methods.

good luck, kiddo

vs.

Lieutenant

...this is where it gets personal.







Your concepts are tired, all them cliches are worthless and hold
..I told 'em to think outside the box..but he only writes verses at home
I'll service ya dome...this so called vet is a fluke..
Bitch, you're battling for MY belt, cuz hell, I'm ranked better than you!
Leave a mess of this dude..even tho some cats already started to..
So I ain't need ya body to decay, when DK has already bodied you
^Caught a Severe beating, when he showed and ripped 'em well
Son I'm ORIGINAL...while Butler now just Owe Rich an L
Cuz he handed you one...that crew'a yours is gettin' shattered hard
Ranked top crew in your poll, but in the tourney you're the lowest rated battle squad?
"It's cuz of no shows, blah blah"..them excuses ain't got cred
So you musta been Fear'in-Doh this week...like rehabilitated pot heads
And I heard ya soundclick, with that squeaky ass sorry flow
So I'ma take this belt-'n a high note...kinda like this bitch's audios
And don't even think you're a rapper now because I clicked ya page..
Or I'ma punch this Artest hard enough to get banned from Piston games
Went from Butler to Dope..and the other name kept in corny rotation
Son, Menace ain't ya alias...Men-is ya sexual orientation.
You front like your the best on the net, when you really not much, kid..
So unless you a slut in the mug shots...who give a fuck if But'tocks big?!
You went from PJK to TRE, now you're callin' Raw's style ya own
Ironic how you been biting Da Storm..cuz now you're just a Sci-clone.
You the next to worsen..and if you ever tried to test in person
I'd knock Butler's teeth out...and leave 'em an indentured servant.
All ya concepts are flat lines. So I'ma make ya vitals decline
And since I hit you like a tidal wave...you can wave the title goodbye.


g'luck.

Winner = Lieutenant

New Champ


Lieutenant vs. Richard Corey (12-10-2004)

Lieutenant

his pics

let's roll.


You'll get some use out of that suit...when I leave you dead in the dirt
Cuz my bullets will form a union with you, and start wedding ya shirt
The red'll disperse...'n that shot of you singing looked weak, buster
You were the groom? Shiiiit....I thought you were tryna be an Usher
You're the whitest black dude I know...stop talkin' tuff with your shit
Ya mouth is as black as your suit was...so watch as Rich tux in his lip
You want a few things: my title, to be dope, and a less faded scalp quick
But to reach ya Third goal, old man, you gonna need a Hat, Trick

Yeah, I voted for you in ya last match...but the reason was sweet
It's cuz I'm busy as fuck, and just wanted an easier week
Call me Bobby Brown, since you're gettin' Whitney'd quick
n Rich can't be tough like that..cuz all his punches need Wit
You forget the last time I killed you? Now you'll get beat better
And since I'll Respond doper than before, I'll title this verse Re:Fresher
I get mad irate that you're on all the old veteran's dicks
..While Richard Corey is just mad irate better than him.

vs.

Richard Corey

Frontin’ in front of your boy’s uncle’s car…hahahha…wigga, please!

You ain’t hip hop! This kid’s from the sticks…I’m so scared!
at least you’ll finally get that ‘W’…in the middle of noWhere
And whether you call him a Redneck or Hillbilly, it’s nothin’ cos’
Mountain man aint’ what this faggot is…it’s what he does
He said he was down by a lot...I thought he was getting voted out
I didn’t realize those were exact directions to this homo’s house
This bitch is gay, gets his ass opened when fags push intensely
Leaving him with a backdoor draft George Bush would envy
With your weak-ass wordplay, I’ll slaughter your scripts clown
And why bite ‘Dy, Loot?’ If you’re just gonna water his shit down
I’m rippin’ off his shoulders...
Cause Ma shells know there destiny, child
and just be trippin’ off of this soldier
I saw ya pic, If you’re in the Army, damn! Cos’ really you suck
How you gonna rep the tanks…when you get paid filling them up
Fuckin’ pump jockey…so why don’t’ your broke ass just move back
You work in the self-serve department, your verse just proved that

Winner = Lieutenant

Keeps title

[Saint]

Lieutenant vs. Tony Elbow (12-16-2004)

Tony Elbow

Champ Match, 24 lines..lets go!!!

Two week champ, hyped that you beat gramps
‘s like when rhyme ‘n symph beat me…we had too weak champs
I’ve beaten rich, and you eventually did after a few snores
coz you said nothing I hadn’t already said to him in crew wars
undefeated wins in the league, well done..but ’s all changing dude
you got eight last week <-‘n next week they’ll say the same thing too
on-line flirting faggot, can’t believe this head
whose rhymes suck more ass..than HE does in one of B.E.’s threads
dude she’s a lot younger than you!!
Quote:

Originally posted by Lieutenant
got finals all week, so I'm droppin' late. Trust that I'll show, tho.

16 lines
^^haha this kiddie fiddler wants 16, well he better dream
coz I’m hitting him with 18+…something his sex life has never seen
got finals pfft..what fuck is this bitch on
more like overtime at the gas station that your pics from
say you can’t post till Thursday, cool..but from what I’ve seen
you’ve been online this week a lot more than I’ve been
last verse said I ducked butler, man what where you lying ‘bout
when the only reason you beat him was because he was signin out
you beat me that round coz of fake personals, hyped with flare
plus so much swaying I almost had my lighter in the air
won personality of the year, but to me your a faggot still
shit monk won it the year before, ‘n we all know his battle skill
just another stretched wordplay, bitch ass geek
got us waiting for punchlines from the verse he spit last week
if I do lose this battle it’s not that ya better...bitch it’s reverse
it’s coz you’ll use fake personals, lie, sway,
….…..‘n get votes from everyone else I dissed in this verse

vs.

Lieutenant

You can search and save my posts, Tony..but I seen enough of ya shit
To know those ain't personals..they're an excuse not to use REAL punches or flips

look.

Your lines are a dime a dozen...this contender ain't got nothin' against me
Cuz this head just don't fit the bill...like them new hundreds and twenties
I'm not one to preach...but since our last bout you got ruined so bad
That I'll make you Parrish with a Sermon...like them dudes in ya av
You're losin' this, fag. It's so simple to rip you again
I ain't gotta sway votes...when not ONE person predicted you'd win
Because I've flawlessed you easy. Ain't no one as hopeless as T
When the bitch lost by THIRTEEN. Hell, even HE voted for me!
So I'll break you in once more...but shit, what kinda contender is you?
I seen plenty of pussy...but never a cunt tender as you
^'n you can get riders to post before me...but even your buddies'll see
That unless I get a DJ for my verse...ain't no Tony Touch'n me.
You dissin' pics, but will he post his own? Forget it..
Someone's been pumping Gas into your Head..
..and this nine will ensure it isn't Unleaded
Tony is corny as fuck, with all that played shit you sayin' bitch
Your concepts are the rebirth of Cheese...kinda like that 'lil foo' alias
OH YOU GOT PERSONALS...but no flips or concepts to follow it?
Tony is just lackin' substance...so I'ma leave him on a hollow tip
All your lines are the same...so when the people make votes
They'll say my verse was Straight comedy, while yours is all just gay jokes
This belt doesn't matter...Who cares who the champion be?
Cuz Tony will be in a League of his own...after he's buried at sea.

Winner = Lieutenant

Keeps the belt

Lieutenant vs. ouch (01-12-2005)

Lieutenant

Quote:
Originally posted by ouch
dropping tonight.
Quote:
Originally posted by ouch
dropping in a few minutes for sure

You waitin' for me to post? Try harder next time..
Funny how a verse full of dead lines...can't even meet his own dead lines
You're black as fuck...and I'ma add some blue to this wack hoe
n' my shine will shatter you so bad...you'll have to Cast ya damn shadow
So now my fans battle? Lieutenant's quick to ruin this fake G
I'd say you idle eyes me..but that's just cuz one of your pupils is lazy
You must be crazy. Fitted caps don't make you half of a thugger.
n' when I say ya rockin' due rags
I mean it's time to give them shitty clothes back to ya brother.

Quote:
Originally posted by ouch
i'm in some legal trouble, some dumb bitch that I dont even wanna be with is callin' rape and like pressin charges and shit

It's cool that you can't get a girl..I'm sure you'll be making it soon
Cuz the voters'll be screamin' RAPE so much, you can start dating them, too
Maybe the judge'll give you a break, just show 'em a few of ya verses
Cuz you recycle enough garbage, that they can count it as community service
Just make sure to put 'Loot' in ya punches - yeah, I know ya game, dude
Your lines are Jen-Eric enough that they could diss people with those names,too
You can't hang. Heads call me a Nuisance cuz I'm undefeated, but better yet
Ouch ain't seen somethin' like this Nuisance each of our ancestors met.

vs.

ouch

bringin' up quotes is dirty, hows that not obnoxious
just tell your mom.. i'll fuck her 1 more time if she drops the charges.
i'm the one in legal trouble, but I can stomach it
BUT you're the one that looks like,
you fell out of the ugly tree.. and hit all 3 branches of government.
L's a Skinny bitch.. hit the weights coz ya strengths missin holmes
nigga, BoneCollector could support his hobby, for years, on your ribs alone.
fuck frontin' for the crew, I never liked this fag at all
now i'm puttin' em on Death Row quicker than canooin down Niagra Falls.
and your little streak? won't be worth mentioning it
when I put your life in Jeopardy longer than Ken Jennings, bitch.
any credibility you had before this, is dissapearin bruh
you'd think I was Andre Aggassi, the way your gettin' zero-love.
now I know you won't win, theres just no hope for you
but...if god loves ugly, then atleast immolate will vote for you.
begged to have my crew spot - fuckit, we beefin'
now you can fill my shoes, in your throat, after I kicked ya fuckin teeth in.

lightsout.

Winner = Lieutenant

Holds on to the belt

Lieutenant vs. ClasSick (01-23-2005)

ClasSick

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant
Vote = classick

damn, Loots undefeated. you havent lost a single bout, son.
you got good fortune... telling skills to predict this outcome^
Loot ya fell off. since the TV battles you aint been sick
'n you havent "owned" anybody, since you stopped postin those pics
Loot aint gettin females. his games bland, bored 'n spent
only screwin 'Tenant does, is not payin the landlords rent
i've seen alot of different styles, 'n some stand out tall
but theres still that stretched wordplay thats in Lieu of it all
now that i'll be champ... WBL will blast with intrigue
cuz when you were champ, other sites thought this was just a wack league

vs.

Lieutenant

Classick's pic



Bitch, you shouldn't be showin' here...plus ya pics look old and queer
n' you can forget a nose job...cuz for you it'd take a whole career
ur only contendor cuz Dope didn't vote. So you shouldn't take cred
I put work before pleasure
While Butler just got fucked by this Bitch-Maid head.
I spit and spray lead...Better get ya crew votes after I clown you
You're obviously a ho, when ya moustache grows in thick as ya eyebrows do^^
See, I-can-rip-it-fast, or s l o w it down...this mexican's funny
Cuz I control the Peso much in this battle, Classick's tryna borrow money
Kid, everyone wanna be like 'tenant, because of the way I drop better
'n you're gonna be like tenan', too, 'cept it's your new win/loss record.

Winner = Lieutenant

Keeps the title and SIGNS OUT of the league

[Saint]

Mets vs. Red Dye (01-29-2005)

Mets

Azrael277: do you rememeber
when dye was all sad about his girl and shit?
doctorrudigar: nah
doctorrudigar: lmfao
doctorrudigar: what girl
Azrael277: wll
Azrael277: he was actin like he had a girl
Azrael277: well*
Azrael277: and sayin shit like he fucked her
Azrael277: and got head and shit
Azrael277: well me and resen
Azrael277: did a little bit of investagatin
Azrael277: and found out
Azrael277: his "girl" is a net ho
Azrael277: who lives in ohio
Azrael277: and he was all depressed and shit actin like it was his girl in real life
Azrael277: me aand resne caught him in a lie about it
Azrael277: and got the girls screen name
Azrael277: and i had resen act like he didnt know dye
Azrael277: and she told him everything

ROFLZ.

you know you lack game, wack with the nookie and breasts
when someone as ugly as azrael is pokin fun at how much pussy u get
n' it should be a hate crime to be racist of your own kind, kid
but it is funny as fuck you rep the bloods instead of the crips
i got hot flows, Mets' combo's will jab the word's out'em
..cuz tha only Real Talk he posseses is Fab's third albumn
Arr Dee isa weak ass kid, you suck damn
but if Arrtest me, i got no problem beating tha fuck outta one of my fans
im sitting back now, i know dude can't come harda
..cuz i'll have him
Bridging the Gap's in his mouth so much, he'll get ta collab wit Olu Dara
i just wanna thank red, i aint gonna front ta tha kid
cuz next week, he'll be ranked 10 ..like on a scale of how ugly he is
'real niggas don't die, they mutiply'. that's a Tupac quote
n' if it's a fact, at least we know weve seen the last of this joke

heres how i see regime.

Hensley, chee, stunzeed ..then Legz, it's safe ta say this whores wack
...cuz your always secondary to ur team like safety's and cornerbacks

game over.

vs.

Red Dye

Quote:
Originally Posted by Prodigal
He's in the conterdorship match next week, let's see if he can really compete

against the best.
Thanks for the mention, Prods got Mets happy too..
but if i compete with the best why fuck im battlin you?!
Mets dont deserve bein' champ.. so Ima sock this hoe
right outta #1 spot.. cuz he's a shoe in like Dr. Scholls
you're no challenge, I've beaten you 3x, an it wont stop here
so this time Ima take ya spot just as easily as you got there..
haha Mets, choke you to death till ya face and ya feet blue
and if i DID let you win, it'd just be so hensley could beat you
This battle? three letter words will sum it up
"IMO red dye had OMG's and mets had WTF's!?"
you on some grimy gun talk? w/e my punches get herbs slain..
but I'll still put the Eagle to ya head and show you the meanin of bird brains...
Bmore? please whore, ya not a gangsta, noones votin' for him
you live in a hicktown, redneck rapper? lol ya might aswell Hanover the win..
Mets needa learn from me, my bars are what he should be quoting..
and you in the top WBL, is just a result of b-boys shitty voting



bitch.

Winner = Mets

Wins the title and SIGNS OUT of the league.

John Hensley vs. ouch (02-04-2005)

John Hensley

Ouch aka Spooky Tooth

Good luck bro.


Predicted to win, but fuck what you're droppin, g.
Cuz i'm only an underdog. . .when ya girls on top of me.
So fuck ya woman, true i'm hittin that shit.
She ain't screamin your name. ..
. . .she's just yellin cuz my dick doesn't fit.
OUCH!
Ha. get it? fuck your crew, i could take it believe me.
Watch me murder a og. . .kinda like AIDS did to eazy.
I'ma nice guy tho, this'd be a shut out cuz my flow is pimp.
But i'll say that sport punches are wack. ..
. . .so now you'll at least get a vote from Imp.
Kid. i'm rich as fuck, ill, and i'm the hardest, man.
Your poor ass even gotcha food for thought from a garbage can.
So you ain't got cash. ya balance i know i could doubt.
Only time you had money out the ass. .
. . .is when Loot pulled his foot out.
You ain't relevant. i'm never hesitant to hurt more queers.
My verse'll have you in term'oil. .like our president's first four years.
Prolly gotcha iced out grill, thinkin you got some clout.
But if you keep frontin. ..
. . .a punch to your mouth'll knock front-out.
Ha. i know it shocks ya, how Hen is relentless.
But when i take Tooth out. .you'll need a doctor instead of a dentist.
You'd have to steal this win to be killin the stakes.
But this coward doesn't even have a risk that he's willin to take.
Give me the title. you really think you could handle my shit?.
Wit my damagin hits, i'll make you walk the plank of my championship.

vs.

ouch

fast as this faggot came up, ima set him down,
and have his bitch comin' outskirts quicker than the edge of town.
being broke sucks, don't laugh, I know it hurts square,
when I'm shootin dice I hit 7-11... your family just works there.
never knew trash like that existed, can't beleive it,
moms got Canned at Mcdonalds & your poor asses had to eat it.
sayin' you gotta job, HA! thats the hardest frontin',
but, by the way ya mouth a plys wood.. you'd go far in construction.
bein accused of re-using ya lines is sorta bitch,
so i'll put 25 to your fuckin' mug like we was playin quarters n' shit.
nigga i've got more legs up on you than a damn centipede,
that last bar was recycled, see i'm already showin' championship tendencies.
talk as much shit as you want n' catcha slug b,
I don't know why your hatin', usually white bitches love me.
one punch is deadly enough to have the slut sailin',
nigga i'll put ya inTacoma quicker than a good truck salesmen.
ain't no G, ya Units never been touched or handled,
around bitches, you show less Game than the Country Music Channel.
ya names straight nerd, pocket protectors, damn its deadly,
and glasses so fuckin' thick.... you can see me as the champ already.
predictin' futures is dope, but yours is missin' duke,
decided to name himself John, Hense the reason I just shit on you.

lightsout.

Winner = ouch

New Champ.

ouch vs. Demik (02-24-2005)

ouch

NO SHOW

vs.

Demik

oh shit shit shit shit


ive been sick all week kal


fuck



1/
2/
3/
4/
5/
6/
7/
8/
9/
10/, if he no shows


if he shows, i need a 24 hour ext. thats all PLEEEEEEASE


pz

Winner = Demik

New champ.

[Saint]

Demik vs. Ominus (03-04-2005)

Ominus

your rhymes are a chore to read; ill label 'em old
no one wants mo'dem unless their cable is broke
this fag aint good wit women, only men thinks he's stylin
georgetown aint the college he wants to go to,
............................. its the name of his dream island
ya talk hard, but you will NEVER mess wit me
cuz my ammo'll have you leakin more than 50 cent's CD
im the best here. ask around, my shit is mastered
if ya think u can beat that..
.......ya going tupee quicka than a bitch wit cancer
ya wordplay is wack flips, and ya punches are not strong
so voters say dem brawtwurst, and om' is hotdog
your a broke net rapper. ya never grabbed a check
cause money talks, and thats why you rap in text
look i dunno if ya understand wordplay or u've forgottin puns
but u couldnt tool-bars right, if u had the yahoo popup one
your the champ? well please, lemme end the victor
i punk bitches.
which would also be the description of demik's picture!
i can really envision ya mug. ya shook and its clearer
that your gonna see demise, like when ya look in the mirror
everything you spit is fake. you aint landing believers
ya no-showed for grimm,
and you wont be the last man standing here either


foreal.

vs.

Demik

the LMS punch? why the fightin dude?
i no showed in a tourny YOU didnt get invited to...
spose my no show verse put me on blast geeks
but in all fairness
my number verse had more competition last week
easily beatin this guy...wow
the belt is mine now
only reason your ass got a shot is cause everyone signed out
om should regroup, you losin fast dunn
20 aint the line limit...
is the number of times i seen that bratwurst flip in the last month
im always the nice guy...but you cant fathom the blood that ill draw
so the hand out ill give you...
will look like the cover of 'saw'
i might have no life, but consider who the joke is on
you so committed to the net
your face value is an emoticon...
i aint investin yo, just get the messege bro
cause i aint seen this many flipped punches since the power rangers episodes
this actor gets no props, hes beat hard
cause tom hanks the only one that can pull off bein a faggot and a retard
a funny guy om, this hooker slays me
when he gets hit with big daddy's kane...20 years after the eighties..
every week you left ate, shook and rattled
so when they sayin om's-in-us
us is well....pretty much everyone he's battled...
As far as you ridin me, it should scare you guy
....One notch on my belt away from cutting off ya air supply



thnx for the extension guys

gluck om

Winner = Ominus

New Champ.

Ominus vs. Stayt of Mynd (03-10-2005)

Stayt of Mynd

ayo... hope you haven't wasted too much time writing.
I've lost all motivation to battle, and it's too damn nice out not to go drinking.
In case you wrote.. i'll drop a bs verse here.
mods - Sign me out.

between me and you there's a schism...
om's so wack, i don't even wanna diss him.
see, im sympathetic... and an apathetic rapper...
your so fuckin wack, your a pathetic bastard.
yaddi yadda, mts is waack, suck a penis bitch..
I'm 100 times iller... than Ex-kal thinks he is.
so on and so forth, take your best hunch...
here, i'll even dropped another Massacre/50 cent punch.
8 lines down, 8 more to go...
either you'll know show and i'll win, or you won't.
yep,
i spit so sick you'd think i had strep
that's right,
stayt of mynd is mad tight.
blah, time to go get drunk,
off beer, vodka tonics, coke & rum,
yep, imma lose, i know it's true...
here... VOTE - Ominus, i'll drop the first vote for you.

vs.

Ominus

well heres part of what i had written.



yo ya text is weak, ya gonna die standin next to me
cuz ima mind killer... call me heroin or extasy
my steez is hot, i can see yours is zealous
your such a yellow bitch, even reborn is jealous
you got NO FUTURE in rap, stop pretending herb
your garbage man.
^which is also the profession you should intend to work
no one wants you around. me? im oustin this queer
u down'in so many fosters.
people dunno if im talkin about your house or ya beer
look im the champ bitch. no way you'll fucking harm me
if anyone said you were monstrous, they were mocking RC
and states a money man. he doesnt fuck wit credit card jive
he just handles straight ***he.. thats stored on his hard drive



i dont take you serious man, your a joke and a geek
fuck it. even hes so sure he'll lose, he already voted for me

Winner = Ominus

Keeps the belt

Ominus vs. Napalm (03-18-2005)

Napalm

Quote:
Originally said by Ominus
gregsanders17: ill drop 100% generic, and beat u
^

Told me you'd drop 100% generic, and beat me instantly
Well.. congradulations..
....It's about time you showed some consistancy
My slogans destroy you, no support for ya wack flows..
Cuz ya crews a soft pack ...Thats gettin smashed To bacc o
^^ Whats it say about M.T.S, man..You know it's pathetic
...When I left your wack asses to join a crew with SYNTHETICS!
Drop a chainsaw down the line ya idiot
Cuz your straight zero, ....Like the Prime Meridian
Shit you wasted ya dough, I'da went on a Florida cruise
See.. PC; $1,000, Keyboard; 25$,
Battling Napalm... Priceless, cuz u cant afford to lose
And yeah i lost that bet to you, but still i'm rounding my shottie
.....Chill, you'll get ya 200 bones ....After I take 'em outta ya body
I'll break ya bank down, with some back slashes...
Nasdaq'll drop ya through the floor, lobby, and two tax brackets
Kid ya bluffin, truly this bitch is nothin
Such a pussy, his legs'll break when he kicks the bucket...
I rap live, mad dough, while you shop at penny's for less
....106 & Park aint just a show, it's ya living address

drop it like its hawwwwt.

vs.

Ominus

Quote:
i'll swallow the overflow like atheletes, meanwhile...
in rap OF's callin it quits and hes pressing speed dial
-lern
Quote:
im like john coffee's killa bee's from green mile..
meanwhile, u'll call it quit's usin speed dial..
-napalm
^u bit lern cuz hes betta. i dont need to see vets speak
cuz if ya cant beat 'em, bite 'em
which is what you'll do to me next week
you got pretty far, but this faggot's time past
voters got a bias against you, and they're sayin bye,ass
so someone lied if they said you are blessed from within
cuz if you are the truth. im gonna stop confessin my sins
yeah im fresh. ill flawless your ass. im simply better dude
u've been here since 01, yet I've become more of a vet than you
you need a ghostwriter to win. your a hopeless bitch
so when i flawless you,
youll be more stun'd, then when he wrote ya shit
^oh damn! your a fucking idiot if u think that you wouldnt lose
so when i rip out your sole, itll have nothin to do wit ya shoes
i know ya cant afford a car, so im kinda jokin bitch
but i wouldnt think man-u-ill, if you actually drove a stick
your a fuckin junkie loser, ill break ya best of dreams
i said you need to slow ya roll
and this fag asked if he should stop takin extasty
your wack on the boards, and not even the best in here
cut, copy & paste
this is word, and the story of napalm's text career

Winner = Napalm

New Champ.

Napalm vs. shake-zula (03-25-2005)

Napalm

dunno if your showing, if so i'll edit this wit the rest of my verse tomorrow..

but for now;

i touch kids when i bury fucks like this loser
you aint the mic rula, your prolly his accuser..
fuck you and ya weak flows, me and the crowd? we know
that after this battle.. you'll be more depressed then Emo..
and about my ghostwriter, i'm savin the guy..
cuz this weeks comps' so wack, i gave 'em a bye
but fuck man i cant really get wild and loose...
...i'd shake-zula; but im not down with child abuse..

vs.

shake-zula

Done. And so are u...


People admitted to writing for u, but u deny it...I'm worried, truly...
Man up...So far, the only thing u admitted to is PG-13 movies
We know u're a Druggie, that's why u'll lose...i'm tellin' the truth...
Blame this on Mary Jane, like Peter Parker in domestic disputes
He should start "tendon" to his lines, n' stop portrayin a thug...
Coz he wants to murder me...but it's Achilles not capable of
U're a punk, and i hate punks...i bash their heads with bricks...
Yeah, I've been known to lump some, like a cash settlement
Only thing he can write is stretched, weak, and bizzare rhymes...
And even gypsies can't find the meaning behind palm's lines
Ur luck with women must be as good as ur game with text...
Even flirted with disaster, and still couldn't earn a date with death
U claim to be ill at audio, but I know the truth...I won't spoil it...
I was spinnin' ya record last night, and ended up breakin' my toilet
U're bout to catch an ass whoppin', soon I'll be kickin ya throat...
So cry me a river...while I drive my car over the bridge of ya nose
I'm hungry to fight a real champ, kiddo, u're hardly a taste...
U can't rumble wit gorillas, but after this, I'll watch ya body DK
He likes to "speed up" the writing process, yeah, this kid is quick...
Coz instead of thinking on his own, this catalyst other niggas' shit

Winner = shake-zula

New Champ.

shake-zula vs. SezsioN (03-31-2005)

shake-zula

yo, yo, yo, yo...check it, yo, yo, yo...



Soon, u'll realize that u serve no purpose...
U'll go from being a Contendor, to Najai Turpin
Peeped ya last battle, congrats on winnin that, dog...
Had Skill cryin..callin 911
But I don't blame him...that nigga got robbed
That's why nobody predicts this dude to win...
'Coz I'm the truth,
And Sezsion's Tom Cruise in "A Few Good Men"
I tried readin' ya verses before, but that shit is hard...
One Sezsion verse seems more like a Seminar
Beware when I cock my fists back, dude...
'Coz u've got a heart of stone,
And I'm sendin' blockbuster hits at u
Fella, u ain't even as hard as Shavonda's man is...
This is the Real World, but those punches ain't Landon
And he was hoping I wouldn't put up a bar...
Heard he was prayin, "Hail Mary,"
So I dropped this virgin bitch on the hood of a car
He don't even qualify as trash...this guy is just dirt...
I'm droppin #2, so excuse the 20 stink lines in his verse
My niggas'll leave u in the ocean, with all types of fish...
Surrounded by the deep blue, like ya driver's license pic
I'm already on the wall, but u still haven't seen the belt..
U need to follow Palm's lead...
He was man enough to realize he needed help

vs.

SezsioN

Look...

Half assed my way to champ match yet stayed constant with dominance
I’ll win with the same effort Stayt dropped against Ominus
Quote:
Originally Posted by butler
Yo... who is Shake?
Quote:
Originally Posted by shake-zula
I am from RM...but I'm not a vet up there...nobody really cares who I am up there...lol
You’re pathetic…switchin sites with sorry hopes to move far
YOU’RE THE CURRENT CHAMP! And still nobody knows who you are...
I’m established…made a name for myself..SezsioN is wayyy cooler
You too could make a name for yourself..
..better than :Laughs:Shake-Zula:Laughs:
I’ll leave you lifeless and dead with amazingly cunning drops
Then put a price on ya head and aim for the money shot
^I’m clever with lines, in every rhyme there’s somethin thatz ill^
Dissin’ my last match will be his only punches with Skill
Arena bites, I lost to Skill, Booth too, and I’m a fag
(Are there any personals I missed that you would like to add?)
For sex and crew Shake is on ToP, but he could juggle angles
Heard of takin’ one for the team, but he took double anal
Switch position on predictions, had to mock the outcome
On the same day you beat me Frac will drop an album
The thought that I can’t take you…seriously was a fact
The truth is I can’t take you Seriously cuz ya wack
Kid’s is gassed..blah…itz a cinch to thrash his filler trash
You’ve been iller than me ever since I had a picture av...

Winner = SezsioN

New Champ and signs out of League.

[Saint]

Mundicide vs. ClasSick (04-07-2005)

Mundicide

You wanna be the first 2 time champ, in the Combat Hall of Fame?
Fuck that.
I'll bring your asS to a bigger end, than the middle of your name.

Brush up on your anatomy fellas...

I'm the school bully, you're the gimp. You can't hide your faggoty ass.
How can you say my punches won't meet ya, when they're in your anatomy, Class?
My gats'll fuck with ya breathing. I'll count one two three dude.
Then I'll take blood away from your lungs quicker, than ya pulmonaries do.
We both want the title. But I'll cut your hoping short.
You're not in the running tibia champ, coz I'ma break both of yours.
Get that 'champ' idea outyahead, coz I got gunplay to stop that notion.
Sure, I'll give you a shot at the top, right after putting one in your colon.
Bullets through ya circulatory system. Get the blood flowin' man.
Aorta to jugular to smallest vein; watch as arteriole in them.
I'll bring out the heavy artillery. Launch missiles at this joker.
And have mortar in his body, than a six pack a day smoker.
I'll smash all the craniums, of everyone in ya bitch crew,
When I take this bar and club Tight.....starting with you.
Happy you got skill man? You won't be laughing long 'Sick when,
I rip your fucking throat out, and beat you to death with the tonsil end.
This mexican's not smiling in his pic. There's something I wanna ask.
Tell me: what made ya grin go........parent's not drown your ugly ass?
And you're chubby too. I bet you were a fat toddler B.
So fat you turned the caesarian birth, into a fuckin' autopsy.
Ship this bitch to the morgue, coz I'm finished with killin' ya.
Now let's see which of your dickriders, is into necrophilia.

vs.

ClasSick

checked ya verse. i'll rip it. dont know why ya mad at me, shit..
i'll leave it torso bad... like one of ya bad anatomy flips

lets go.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mundicide
In. Match 24.
it still wont be even. i drop iller than this bastards seen
cuz i'll match his lines.. right after i drench 'em in gasoline
i thought youd come better. at least put up a fight, shoot..
next time dig deeper inside... so you can remove my right boot
im clobberrin this dood. he dont got a pot to pee in
his only glimmer of hope.. reflects from all the stars he's seein
Tyson Squad of rap.? check my level... you never been past this
cuz i'll check the Mike with a 1,2.. that'll knock 'em thru the canvas
i got swift movin punches. my fists fly like a pilot
leave ya with'a patch of black on ya eye, that could rival a pirate
i aim high... thats why im know to smash faces..
but i'll kick Mike Tyson's 'Undicide so hard, he'll floss with my laces
'ClasSick's not a champ'... then you believe in an oxymoron
'n just like ya acne filled face, you aint winnin battles with oxy,moron.
i'll tell this fag 'curtains'... then pull out the nine..
'n he'll respond "mine's in the kitchen got a flower design"
^theres a difference between us. cant believe youre as hard when..
the only dirt you got on the street, overflowed from your garden
this kids stupid as fuck. my thoughts'll crush yours to hell, cuz...
you got some rocks for brains... that would make Mt. Rushmore jealous
heres a penny for your thoughts... it'll just add to your woes
cuz money burns a hole in his pocket, to match the rest of his clothes

hand me my belt.

2 time champ, chump.

Winner = ClasSick

New Champ.

ClasSick vs. John Hensley (04-15-2005)

ClasSick

Quote:
Originally Posted by Schweizernators from b-boys fantasy baseball league
by the way i dont go to school with the henmaster, hes 14 and im 18
^ha..

youre not as good as you think. your ego needs a new direction
knowin youre too big for ya britches... when ya still shop the kids section
why you front on ya age? still got scronny shoulders 'n limbs
i mean damn... he's got roaches in his crib thats older than him
heard you say you'll win this. well, let me just say...
you shoulda knocked on Wood... harder than the Padres did yesterday
Club Tight knows im iller. Johns words'll never burn me...
i'll admit you run shit... if we talkin crappy RL tourneys.
i mean damn... im a mod there, s'why im gettin offended
cuz Tef told me your tourney's so bad, the whole site got suspended.
i'll leave ya face flawed... kid youre just'a fraud
i'll get so many consecutive hits on you, Ichiro would be awed
my skills are the truth. they'll beat you to hell, B
cuz ya verses dont really have'a Punchline... like Wordsworths solo LP
John's the pussy type. i'd smack him for no reason...
'n push his shit back further, than Chappelles 3rd season
how you gonna say you rock retro jordans? your moneys hurtin
truth is... you havent bought a new pair, since the original versions
look at John in MM2k5. some gay prison shit is what dudes on
he wanted to lose... cuz its his dream to get screwed by a Con

chump.

vs.

John Hensley

I'm 18.

FUCK THE FAKENESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.


Ya entered Last Man Standing, an' we all got to see it.
Then you faced me..
… and let’s just say you left as a quadriplegic.
No skills, no girls, it can't be shown any clearer.
See, i got puss all over me...
...but then again so does your mirror.
You dropped 20, but ya don’t seem that hard, fagot.
I’ll still drop a 16… since that was ya seed in march madness.
I got you scared as fuck. You know it’s ya fate.
Got ya runnin home so fast..
…you could prolly beat the throw to the plate.
You’re a fag. But ain’t quite the kid that can boast.
True, all things come to an end….your dick quicker than most.
I’m slittn ya throat. Can’t ignore my tight writtens.
Shit, I’m borderline unstoppable..
..you’re just proof that our borderline isn’t.
I’ll school ya, kid. An’ bet you don’t blast at all.
I Wilson you...then use ya head an’ play basketball.
Beat me? that shows this dude is not a good thinker.
Plus, you need to put the keys down..like responsible drinkers.
This aint’ my best, but damn this cats wack.
When your championShip streak gives us titanic flashbacks.
While I get physical, you just drop and cough.
Now re-read my first line, bitch…and try to walk this off.

Winner = John Hensley

New Champ.

John Hensley vs. Mets (04-21-2005)

Mets

ok.

I'm coming for you wit some dope shit. - this fool's a' featherweight
n' i'll have you so uncomfortable in ya own skin - you'll pulla leatherface
I be on my own hunt - the nine'll make you back down.
n' yea.
you were in a league of your own once ...cuz noone signed up at raplounge
This kids a hater. fake. i dont feel son
..i mean you got no Flavor n' it's still nothing to make you Nielson
It's hard to hurt me n' you aint far from urgency
cuz you'll catch a Tommy, John ..that aint got shit to do wit arm surgery
Im rallyin up kid. got triggers wita scope view
n' 'i tally in' enough wins - to make them nigguhs dissown you
Let me hear what you got to tell me n' you better bring better lines bitch
..or i'll stick Spears in ya belly - like Kevin Federline did
It's my time, right? ..shiiit. - everything i say gives boners
..while the limelight to this kid - is just a way of drinking coronas
I'm quick tha spray the glock, punk - this whore's gay son
but i gotta 56k, so basically my comp. sucks - in more ways than one.
I do this for my health. say please ..or this this wack'll get capped son
n' forget shooting you myself.
..i'll let my Mayne Squeeze - to make up for the fact you've never had one
Here it goes. listen kids this not fair.
ive talked about ya career lowes - enough to get youa job there

getouttahere.

vs.

John Hensley

Bow Down Beeotch: lol. i ate up one half of b-boys seattle connection and im finna eat the other half

If someone else said that, i'd think they was kiddin me.
But since it was you..........i guess i better take it literally.
You wack fuck. i’ll be secure with the throne.
Man, you best get back up…
… or these fists is gon’ make sure that you don’t.
This kid isn’t slim. plus you’re a fag, yo.
Class picked ya to win…
….but what Mexican DOESN’T love Fat Joe?
I got this kid bent. checkin this run that I see ya had.
But I’m intents….while you’re just rolled up in a sleepin bag.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mets
i know you hot and all and you real tight
but you gonna drop the ball.
..and make up for the fact yours didnt in real life

Quote:
Originally Posted by John Hensley
I asked for 16, but 24'll just give you more misses.
In rap you always drop the ball...
...to make up for the fact that yours didn't.
Battle my own lines? I’ll make ya world end, cousin.
Now I gotta beat myself…. and usually ya girlfriend does it.
I was skeptical. but that’s solvin all my hunches.
See, I keep my punches around ya jaws…
…while you just got ya jaws around my punches.
Catchin luck? Stupid fagot, we know you’re ass.
Try stepping up…as long as ya doin that in ya aerobics class.
Who the fuck ever said you’re ill?
Ya did that flex w/Skill…but still ain’t got a fuckin flex with skill.
In ya first champ match, you won, thinking this kid is fly.
You stood alone….but, then again it was against a crippled guy.
Cut ya down to size, you’re a homo for real too.
Leavin big enough rings around ya eyes...
... I’ll hafta go through Frodo to kill you.

Winner = Mets

New Champ and SIGNS OUT of League.

[KempoMRK]

yzeOne vs. Ex-Kal (04-27-2005)

yzeOne

Think you know me, kid I got lucifer held hostage…
Watcha nose dent up like aluminum mailboxes…
Kev’s outgoing now, it’s nice ya crawled from ya hole
Insecure though…
…got an ego boost under all of ya posts
N pimp the bitches on aim, cause ladies love him here…
Damn shame he ain't been laid in a couple years…
Here’s a razor, listen though, and concentrate…
Either slit ya throat…
…or shave that goofy shit off ya face
Be lookin amazin next to ex…
Less than fresh lines get shook and erased…
…like an etch a sketch
Gravity fists gut bomb with a bright flash…
Knock ya stomach so hard ya cough up a white flag…
You so black it’s rediculous, damn…
By day he’s cool kev, at night he’s the invisible man…
I mean shit, thought about takin a loss for the match…
Get five years bad luck from this cat crossin my path…
My keys are vivid…
Wait for ya to post to see the difference…
You so painful to read, should offer anethesia with it…
Hold ya hands out, might can catch some loose teeth…
I’ll drill ya so hard…
…you’ll wake up n salute me
Cool kev been shorted ummm… more than once…
Ain’t een in the rap game…
…spent more time on the bench than forrest gump
Ya borin son, dumped n pounded with a mound of bricks…
I apologize to his net hoes…
…for bringin the ugly outta him
Found the ace of spades n split his neck apart…
Like it’s my fault kev plays cutthroat with a deck of cards…
Rip 'em in half, add another procession car for the second hearse…
While I keep doin my thing...
...pocket more matches than bar regulars

AoG says hi...

vs.

Ex-Kal

the champ is here.

i call ya ok tracks 'average', like i average a fews hoes a day
i call ya freestyle a 'free'..just like the only girls that go ya way.
i call ya bad tracks 'wack' because i'm good with words son.
i call ya good tracks 'def'...cuz i aint never heard one.

i'm the best and i'm exciting, just like the league I mod.
you're a complete failure...........just like the league you mod..
plead to god, if you scared, yze you better come and repent
cuz you aint half-bad. nah, you're a complete hundred percent.
i'll beat ya at battling, and b-ball, my dribblin's doin you
i got a crossover...ya dead body, at ya funeral.
yze got high shutter speeds around me, he wants his idol's pic
I got high shudder speeds around you, cuz your verses make me sick.
kid be talkin shit. for me, gettin respect's not a hard task
this fucking smart ass couldnt draw a crowd in art class.
how ya say you aint wack, and that many folks fear
when ya TTT slot almost got handed to kids that dont even post here.
dog says he's hot, but he's lying..lay waste to this faggot
ok ok i admit, you're Smokin'...but i'm breakin the habit.
dont be steppin. I got weapons that be leavin herbs killt
i'll slice ya up with axis that got nothin to do with earth's tilt.
the dude is beat, after this, he'll break down, wildin
and go on a losing streak that would piss off Reborn's stylist.
you're a old head from the golden days, who the fuck cares!
we both were ill in '01, the difference is, you're stuck there.
dog i'll take ya life..for real i'll end this rapper's dreams
cuz my bullets are like my punches...they both make it in the magazine.
dude dont belong here, i'll teach this faggot a lesson
cuz if i say "yze, you in the champ match"..i'm askin a question.

awinnerisme.

Winner = yzeOne

New Champ. yze won 10-9, very close.

yzeOne vs. butler (05-05-2005)

butler

Ya ma boy Wiz..
but,


Everyone knows. Its over. The jokes dead.
its not hard to spot ya use-to-be-dope pity votes from old heads.
U suck. Kal almost ripped ya textup.
kid left a groove in ya respect i ain't seen since the disco era.
it's easy dood. how don't you think u'll lose??
when ya struggled wit a guy i'v beaten 3 times since beating u?
i even hyped ya sorry ass. Now it's the beast wit ya'll clowns
Put ya run on pause.... 4 legs and leash in the doghouse.
this ya first REAL battle since ur return. Act steady.
or Wiz i'll knock-off ya bean into a store brand veggie.
better upgrade ya imagery. It's lame an soft yze.
concepts like casualties - in the wrong place at the wrong time.
yea i read ya past weeks. flippin for ya hood rhymes.
then woke the worm up after fishin for ya good lines.
Ur no champ. Ya old an ain't hot.
Find ya little rep pinched quick enuff to relocate the mob.
C'mon Ex. Why arrange me wit bitches.?
u knew i'd leave em' in a long-daze until daylight savings was finished.
I'm young.. this old-timer's on a wife-track now.
too many girls stood em' up... then knocked em' right back down.
The Wiz style's in poverty. Time's a pest to this lame.
a quarter-past to u means retrace ya steps for some change.
Wizzywizz. the washedup herb emcee.
who's idea of black customs is ghetto airport security
so Get it together cuz i'm harsh on you fakes.
Pistol-whip u so hard it leaves tire marks on ya face.......

Sucka

vs.

yzeOne

Haven’t read him in while, call it a sin…
Ain’t spit a dope verse in so long…
…e’en his shadow quit followin him
Not in the same class as me, closed n discussed…
Be sittin behind him flippin his earlobes if he was…
Fuckin netcees, half this RM style’s thanks to him…
Only kid from his whole walk of life that gangsta limps…
Grungy cat givin curbside service n such…
Butler’s wishy washy…
…scrub ya windshield n its worse than it was
Armed to the teeth, my molars’ll bust a round…
Butler’s forearmed to the teeth, hockin loogies n cuspids out…
I’m stumped n wonder what’s enough for Butler…
Cause I’m droppin lightning cuts…
…this cat can’t keep up with the blood and thunder
Keep ya chin up, ya hopeless as hell though…
N I’m bout to drop Jaws like the nose of a sailboat…
Try to stomp this, getcha shit broke with a foot bill…
Send ya crutchin with some tuxes as a token of Goodwill…
Clockwise on the meat grinder, syphon his systems…
Just to show ya what ya made of like light in a prism…
I’ll grin at the meat, watch ya jaw clinch as it eats…
Strip the flesh till ya whole body sportin the skin of your teeth…
Catchin blood spills, sores, n burns at best…
Like green lights when ya runnin late, ya floor, it’s turnin red…
Call my boys at the morgue, the fuck is up dukes?
This cat got cold feet on me, n I don’t see em warmin up soon…

Winner = butler

New Champ.

butler vs. Skill (05-12-2005)

Skill

A gimmick champ. Mod's are crazy. I'ma eat this queer
Ya needa leave. Cuz Exit's a shame that he's even here

Nigga you ain't Dope. Cuz..

..I hustle the block. And you know the wait is over
Cuz fake Dope will get cooked and made outta Baking Soda
I'm a starter. You come off the bench. Ya verse ain't potent
You're a Ginobili. Cuz Manu nothin but a Spur-of-the-Moment
I remember when Chee ate you. Handed a bruisin
Ya needed a prayer. Because you couldn't be amen about losin
Ya a bitch. Fucka butler and whoever gave him stardom
I spit that dope line, while Spit That ate dope's lines at RM
Ya ain't good. Just spoiled by vets. I've been plannin' to tell it
That butler's Da Brat in JD....and now even Janet is jealous
Ya a joke. I'm takin the belt. & I'm all about clownin when,
Ya ain't Goodman. Ya just Roseanne fell down again
Ya ain't winnin. Nor by a hair. Cuz Skill hardly will fall
Cuz facin' me is somethin' he dreads....Bob Marley and all
You ain't nobody. And I'm attackin' this slob
Ya biggest battle of ya career....was when Fracture got robbed
I'm old school. Old vet. And I'm eatin' this trash
Fuck butler. I'll Rakim so hard that Eric B. would comeback
I'm steady spittin' that hot shit. Cuz it's damn near summertime
And ya skill is like the 40th ranked..it'll always be undermine
You a skinny white suburban kid. Ya fake and hollow
Fuck the thug roles. Ya put on more Acts than Shakespeare novels
You small time to me. I'll put this rook to shame
cuz butler's ALL HYPE..& I ain't talkin bout the dude who took ya name
Ya a pussy. Followin MY footsteps. When I drop, this bitch'll know
Call 'em Windy City. Cuz everywhere I go, this Chic-a-go
I'm done embarassing you. This battle's a catastrophe
Just dropped a dope verse. Now be a good butler & pick up after me

yea.

vs.

butler

Get off my dick.


I smack riders where u wear ya teeth son.
n thro haymakers the god damn horses be scared to eat from.
This kid should know. Nigga, check the posts.
I ain’t losin’ till the mods give a fuck that I NEVER vote.
skills shook daddy ya’ll. Cuz he came to the texter
Who had NO problem givin him 2 days to do better.
U ain’t ready for the champ. I’m too nice when I brawl.
Wannabe studs like u get stuck upright thru a wall.
Call me wack all you want. Call me herb asscee.
Just remember ya mag gave me “illest verse” last week.
I’m too personal. Get it str8 my Bars get in u fakes.
Be like “whats wrong” when his spines all bent outta shape.
knock ya noggin thru the floor boards. Neck an head lossed.
My Knuckle mush ya mug a fuckin mile past the sled dogs.
Wit midget steez n Chicks twice as thicka
his last girl mooned a crowd an offset the earth’s tide agenda.
Ya lame son. Just cuz ya new it don’t mean u ain’t suck.
I’ll make ya skin crawl, back under the rock u came from.
You an ya rank-diss, nameplayin' homo moves.
verse like fish eyes - got nothin to look forward to.
I'm doin ya playedass a favor. I don't care what u'v written
i used this name so atleast u'd have some sorta alias disses.
No boastin. Ya lines r flops. Gein rhyme too hot.
Skill’s facin a sudden death, whether we tie or not.
Flip ya carcass sideways. Acrobatic style sonny.
Ya body winmills. I rob it, then stash the prize money.
^^My reads blaze. Gein ring in ya veins.
Then I fight ya tooth an nail.
…as soon as they bring the remains.

Winner = butler

Keeps the belt.

butler vs. Mufffy (05-19-2005)

Mufffy

jeah.
Last week...you were against Skill in the contendership match
Quote:
Originally Posted by Butler
i'd never just delete somethin. and change shit skill.

Listen...

Cheatin nigga..ed gein..butler w/e ..the mans bloody.
I like to see a bitch-move..but yours last wk was a little outta hand buddy.
Fukin Fag..when his moms find out..she'll be ridden with exceptional grievance.
Coz his skill aint groin'..he just seems to like to mingle in that general region.
..Man but i must admit..im Facing Skill ...and im rattled coz my shits bleak
Nah..i say im Facing Skill..because its who I should be battling this week!
And your just wack as fuck...muff's gon be one of the greatest and well...
this loss'll have you takin a break from the season like David Chappele.
When both shells hit you..best believe you gon propel.
Coz Muff'll make ya Days Inn'..and dump ya body right next to the hotel.
Butler's game is horrid. I dont honestly know what you hearin bro.
But no bitch wanna Pikachu'....shit pokemon was sooooo 5 yrs ago.
But just in case..if ya bitch come to me..needin the marijuana
Ima Serve The Pheonix'...sorta like that team in Arizona.
But now..dudes queer..fuck pussy..he gets off erections.
Sick fuck!..he lets niggas compass' on him from all directions'.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Butler
here are a few that are emcees that will bring some heat when necessary... Skill, blazon, Hens, Mets, Shake(who i still have no idea who the fuck he is, or where he camefrom), Kal, Guile, Mufffy, Yze, and Class...and i guess that Hogan dood, but only cuz people claim he's nice... now from the list i just named, the only people i HAVEN't beaten are skill, shake and Mufffy

Yes yes...i know muff is ill..give him a sponsership
But like hiring strict managers.
....................Do me a favor and Get Office Dick'
Shit...Muffs here givin the archives a new puncture.
so Weekly Battle League..welcome a new champ!
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and heres 2 dollars for opening the door butler!

butler

okay.


it's like ya Sound just got worse.
Punches left hangin..
Like Muff, when lookin for a pound for that verse.
Sangre from Rapmusic. The guys so tight.
it's fuckedup i get more respect here, AND at his home site.
^^I tell it straight. homie I'll son ya punk stuff.
i give a shit wat Muff'll do - just put one on an shut the fuck up.
Figure it out. we don't feel ya punk buzz.
even Kal learned wordplay don't hit like a real punch does.
You just ramble on..Pointless shit. Garbage describes ya non-vet.
Find better ways to tie in ya setups with the Dyna concepts.
who u kiddin? ur 8 and 3. fuckin chump do the math
to have my record u'd have to win for the next month an a' half.
u rushed for Star Wars. this dood is a sham.
Jaba the hut ain't a character. Jaba the hut's to house U an ya fam.
ya flows repetative. Hoes fat as shit.
girl gotta suite ass bigger than ANYTHING at the Radisson.
the long setups. The useless lines just get weaker
n won't land this kid a gig... meg, or kilobite neither.

^Ya styles easy. Learn the ropes. Dope nine ya whole look.
wit slugs deeper in ya ear than a Mike Jones hook.

...next time

Winner = butler

Still the champ

butler vs. ouch (06-02-2005)

ouch

its ouch nigga.. erybody know his flow isn't weak..
look at butler.. he no showed, cuz he knows he'd get beat
as it goes in the street.. he don't know.. ima killa goon
I was raised usin' plastic silverwear.. he had a silver spoon
act like you ain't no everything I bomb is tight..
and butlers whiter than any white guy on this site
ima punch in this fags face..
look at how he dresses, hes a disgrace to the black race

vs.

butler

i'm fuckin retarted right now...

walk the fuck wit me.


ahhhh...


i looked for ya ill shit. fa' real. u rap wronngg.
^it was harder then rollin a spliff wit the cielin fan onnnn....
another week, another bitch. Original things are wats hood.
but last time i heard 1 from u? I wished it was peace for good.cement footed. Over the bridge. Tossed in the bay of rookies.
nigga sink so fast the school a' fish pin you for playin hookey.
Ya kinda confused. Somebody smack this kid.
the V/ouch won't have a slash. It'll have "for butler" after it.


fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkk

Winner = butler

But ouch gets a second chance the next week since both didn’t try.

butler vs. John Hensley vs. ouch (06-09-2005)

ouch

check his pic while readin or don't vote.

http://forums.b-boys.com/vbforum/sh...ad.php?t=201077

niggas heads so big he's gotta lean to support its weight..

you've got too many flaws to count, whore...
but if you're looking for somewhere to fit in... i'd suggest Mount Rushmore
before we battle I gotta say som'n first, black..
my 6 year old neice is gonna beat your ass if you don't give her shirt back
we have a lot in common.. but, this guy is dull..
man we'd probably even see eye to eye.... if yours weren't 3 inches inside ya skull
ya nose is ENORMOUS, think ya stare is macho?..
the picture was actually taken at night....til he decided to Flair his nostrils
your a living definition of homothug.. jesus kid..
the Ninja Turtles couldn't compare to the ammount of Man Holes he's been in
sunburnt african.. you don't wanna fight fool..
your too busy aruging with your teacher.. for counting you absent in night school
I got uzi's and Tommy guns, ya bound ta be fucked..
^ see I only mentioned the word Tommy hoping that Hillfigger out that he sucks
fuck ya crew, I won't be happy til this lame is killed..
its pretty ironic that you're in Doze... and yet you don't have a Tres of skill
ima sum you up in 1 punch they bound ta respect..
you're a constipated metrosexual Puffy look-alike... rockin' a bracelet around ya neck
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I talked to Hensleys real life friend on aim.. lets just say he told me Hens wasn't exactly in shape...

Run up on me?

we don't wanna see your blubber bounce kiddy..
i've got a 6 pack.. he's got a keg gut and a pair of 40 ounce titties
STOP EATING CHUBS... or get a jab-fast..
your moms is a DJ. the way she has to turn-tables away from ya fat-ass
showed him my lines on aim, I don't hold back son..
kid I'll leave you like Red Dye, ahh fuck.. he already stole that one
I know why John loves old sitcoms I bet, right?
my fav. show was All in The Family.. which pretty much sums up his sex-life
i'll fight ya white-trash ass. I stopped carin' bout stuff
or we could slap box.. but your moms would get mad for tearin the house up
newbs think he's a Celebrity, but gayness is in um..
half of this site has there mouths On Star & don't need a navigational system
he acts like we've never battled before and blocks shit
remember, you changed ya verse, bitched about every vote, n STILL got ripped

I just saw that the red dye punch you mysteriously thought of by right after I showed you my line on aim... made the top 20 punches last week.. props man.

vs.

butler

At work.
Don’t really got time for u idiots right now.



Cuz I’m hungry…. For fucks sake
But after reading Ouch’s I guess this’ll be my lunch break.
I’ll knock u niggas airbone. Trust me Ya mug ain’t want it.
Punches so terminal they got Gates wit the Runways on it.
I'm tired a' hearin Ouch.. Got me sick as fuck.
somebody stuff somethin in his mouf.
...right now my zippas stuck.
tutor kids like u. I Teach u whores the sick prose.
Hensley: don’t recycle.. Ouch: don’t go overboard wit the pic jokes
Assholes. I’ll make ya bleed fast.
Red spots like searchin my name then clickin on this weeks mag.
I got a job. Ya’ll wastin time tryna beef wit mines.
I been champ 3 times as long as ya total weeks, combined.
I’m the #1 head. Are you stupid? I clown fags like you.
This here’s a twosum that must be when I add your IQ’s.
Its that simple. Ya skills are mouse-size.
I saw them thru a peephole n coulda sworn I was on the outside.
Get it right. U know the champ. I pluck the tool atchya top
have ya keeled over till U become the stoop on ya block.
N Yea I went thru Ouch’s verse. I shoulda told this fuck.
How u not gonna mention how Hensley’s loss to both of us?
Johnny. 0-2 wit me. Pff.. I laugh at heads.
Who are even more bitch then Kal’s “names win battles” thread.
kid I’ll twist ya neck wit a side kick that plops on ya grill.
heel ya face days before U send the hospital bill.
Punkcees. Butler rip thru u queers.
ya title runs be like sideviews - the end is closer then it appears.
I guess Ouch didn’t try. He knew that Dad ain’t frontin.
maybe Hens'll be the highlight..+ Backspace button
Fuck this league. I'm in a cubicle.. dressed down to a T
Butler slacks off - means Ms. Hensley's droppin down to her knees
Go read my archives. The shit is free.
cuz Student loans couldn't cover how much u tuition u ill as me.

…..grasshoppers

vs.

John Hensley

Quote:
Originally Posted by ouch
and in the post I made I even said that I don't think you took my line on purpose.

I didn’t.. because I like to try my best.
I don’t know what’s more of a joke..
.. you bein here.. or thinking red dye lines are fresh.
You had to complain. so I doubt you can match me.
Now it’s a 3 way with 2 guys… no wonder Ouch is so happy.
You ain’t usually like that. and not to mention, son.
1st time I’ve seen u make a bitch move..
.. since the last time you sat next to one.
Fuck bein lucky.. I just won’t fall to these kids.
Butler, I was gonna leave ya face puffy… but it already is.
My punches are seriously considered a fuckin weapon.
And when I Land Mine… they’ll blow you up just for steppin.
17-3… ha… it’s funny cuz this kid is spittin wackness.
You’ll die before you reach 18… kinda like inner city black kids.
You guys beat me, but here’s something the crowd should know.
I was winnin both until you bitched and got the mods to discount my votes.
Butler loses cuz of links, dude can’t hope to be equal.
People never vote against him… cuz HE never votes against people.
And ya excuse last week made us see ur a punk, dude.
I.l’ll juts wite lieke tihss…... now do you think that I’m drunk, too?
But I’m good with grammar. So I’ll drop you guys.
When my knife crosses ya tee… and my beam dots your eyes.
I set flames to fags… and I know you’re scared of my wit.
Fuck an English class...just watch me leave this American Lit.
It’s over. Ya gonna have to mend em’ and stich em’.
Cuz I got Ouch screamin for help… like his friend when he ditched em’.
Ya’ll trippin, honestly, I’m rippin this whores dreams.
Ya won’t be left standin….. unless I’m pickin for sports teams.
Ya’ll are cool… but I know these kids are rattled.
Seriously, I don’t diss-like you…
… cuz I actually wanna WIN my battles.
Check the mag, there’s something they forgettin, see.
You been champ for 5 weeks…and STILL ain’t ranked ahead of me.
^Sorry butler... but i think you should quit.
And Ouch: we posted WAY before the deadline..

… so find a new fuckin reason to bitch.

Winner = John Hensley

New Champ.

John Hensley vs. Resin M-I-C (06-17-2005)

Resin M-I-C

Full Name: John RUSSELL Hensley


http://forums.b-boys.com/vbforum/sho...2&page=1&pp=25
^Grow up ..




Aiyyo
..he LOVES wrestlin ., it runs dis brotha’s life.,
HBK’ll hit u wit Sweet Chin Music., then request an orchestra fo ur otha 5.
..thas right chubs., stop tryna be brave n shit.,
u spit enough Croc to put reptilian life out of endangered lists.
..bitch., say my setups are wack., Fuck You..
JOHN HENSLEY <-- damnit.., guess now my 2nd lines suck too.
..ima buck u ., this’ll end in guns.,
gonorrhea takes a backseat to da Clap ur tits make when u run.
..send u funds., u aint have original lines in a while.,
nig bites so much me n Frac read our rhymes when he smiled.
..ur a crime to my style., this fatass fate’s due.,
fuck a 5-Star Hotel.,
they need waaaay more constellations to accommodate u.
..umm., there’s Chinese, Japs, etc - u referred this..
he’s into Asians ..but i can tell by ur lines u heavily prefer Flips
..now peep his middle name ., i’m biased see.,
sorry., a Russell at Center ONLY worked durin da Celtics Dynasty.
..feel me ?, i could write my worst n still have da source..
while ur low-is so terrible ..Peter Griffin’s demandin a divorce
..remorse ?, naw, i finna see this pig in morgues..
face it ., KFC would lose income if they sold thighs as big as urs
..plus nig so ugly ..dunno y this known-fool-boasts.,
his stare broke a Mirra..
.,now they need a new Real World/Road Rules host.
..OVERRATED PRICK ., u done., jus leave duke.,
ur birth was such an Accident ur mom caused Traffic when she conceived u.
Mahfucka.

Bladow!

vs.

John Hensley



Okay.
Was gonna post my pic cuz my rappin is vicious.
But after all them fat lines.. it'd nullify half of ya disses.
Notice the headband.... ...now that you've takin it in.
You can see it's tied to the wall to support the weight of that chin.
It's too damn bad Richard Corey ever met his wife.
Cuz ya'll woulda been fuck friends for life.
With the prowlers connections that ain't been on in a while.
We know ya Frac's boy... cuz it's pretty obvious he fathered that style.
This guy'll be dead... and i'm there to aid.
With all that shine on ya head..
... ya pic should come with a free pair of shades.
Ya scared, afraid. think this mouse-lookin cat can take this?
See him rollin with the Rat Pack... MINUS Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis.
Man, ya famous. cats trippin cuz a 'God' is in the league.
But i ain't worried...
.. i'd just throw some cheese if i really wanted you to leave.
You gotta believe. it's over, you're fuckin through yo.
We can all associate Brooks and Dunn... kinda like that country duo.
Yea, i took ya pic, fuck it, it's just more benefits.
Showed ya clean cut eyebrows.. and now Azrael's ya sworn nemesis.
Ya said my wordplay was stretched when droppin, son.
Then said i jacked ya style.... so i wonder where i got it from?
I cause explosions fast, and you can bet your last.
Only reason i'd throw the match... is cuz i know this head is gassed.
Fuck smokin you... it's a straight killin when i type.
Watchin me shake and drop resin, like cleanin out the filter in my pipe.

Winner = Resin M-I-C

New Champ.

Resin M-I-C vs. ClasSick (06-23-2005)

ClasSick

ha. aiiight...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aven Brooks
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA

they shoulda never gave you niggas money... look at that
cuz based on ya appearance 'n lifestyle... they musta took it back
i wouldnt tip my cap to him, if we ever meet..
id tip his cap instead... since he panhandles on the street
this dude'll prolly diss my pic. but hold ya slander..
how ya gonna pull snake moves, when you look like cobra commander.
mags got ya hyped, fag. but i think ya skills been slackin dog
cuz you accepted Allahs new focus... edition tape of him wackin off
ya style's not diverse enough. same type'a punchlines
like last week. you had more fat lines than McDonalds at lunch time.
resorted to using fake personals. just face the shit, geek..
ya skill quit on you. just like he did versus Wasta this week
i got relentless attacks. so you wont think its fair...
after an uppercut....
you'll catch some air, flight, or any other sneaker i wear.
what the fuck are you? lookin like a devious monster...
'n ya skins got such'a Nappy Tone.
it was mistaken as our previous sponsor.
i assaulted Resin. 'n the way i distort faces...
got so many battery charges... duracell sponsored my court cases

vs.

Resin M-I-C

..gawdamn u played.. whut are u doin in da championship match maaaaang..






Aiyyo
..relaaax ., u can’t break my calm pattern.,
Look.! it’s an astronomical breakthu - a nigga in his mom’s Saturn.
..enough chatter ., ima dish out ur dirt.,
hello-oh-oh-oh <--- that was a fake echo .. much like ur shirt
..retard., do I need to start rappin-slow, -bitch?
ur eyes slant-formation could be a feature play fo Madden ’06.
..dis hoe snitched ., it’ll be a tutorial night..
da mole on ur nose gon fight a groundhog for territorial rights.
..sheeeiiit.. look at ur car ..even da shotty’s hit.,
they brought ur whip to Pimp My Ride n everybody quit.
..n u wont be proud when i blast facts.,
“City of Wind” is jus a nice way of sayin half da population has Gas.
..rid’a ya ass fast .. u ugly ., deploy their rage.,
girls tell u to Lay-Off so much u raised da unemployment rate.
..plus dis stench-filled bum can’t even grope whores.,
fuck Daytime Drama ., networks say ur body needs Soap more.
..da jokes soar .,
..u just a Tiny Toon .. I’m bound to injure & recline ya.,
& overall.,
The ‘Max appeal’ to ya verse wouldn’t even interest Elmira.
Mahfucka.

Winner = Resin M-I-C

Keeps the belt.

Resin M-I-C vs. Richard Corey (06-30-2005)

Richard Corey

Quote:
Originally posted by Richard Corey vs. Fracture
I'll punch him in the f*ckin' forehead and make his ears clap!!
Quote:
Later posted by Fracture’s side kick, Resin M-I-C vs. Phenom
I'll punch ur face in so hard your gotdamn ears will clap!!

Oh yeeeah…I can tell the predictions were right, I’m a die.
This mothafucka’s gonna eat me alive…one bite at a time
The Adventures of Shark Boy, I can’t do much more than laugh
I’da pulled your fuckin’ card…if you didn’t pay the whores with cash
Your skull is so stretched, it’s like watching ya face receding!
Faggot got a missle head that breaks every United Nation treaty
And don’t mention my chin... Look in a mirror, yours is bigger, bafoon
That’d be the pot callin’ the kettle black…spook, nigger and coon
And peepin’ that adams apple, I know no Corey will bow to this joke
Cos’ even my kids you swallowed are clawin’ their way outta your throat
I’d make Girrafe neck swallow the truth, but why do that to him
By the time it gets through his throat it’d turn back into a rumor again
See, Resin made a career out of riding the dicks of popular rappers
And Allen Iverson prolly thinks he’s the best at hoppin’ on fractures
I get girls to holla back, cause they know a mac’s in the place
Resin only gets girls to holla, ‘back,’ when they’re grabbing their mace
Probably cause he looks like cock-eyed horse when he’s wooing…
with crooked stares Tim Taylor would spend a fortune improving
Yeah, Resin’s a stand up-guy…shit I’ll admit that eager
Cos’ if you got raped by Frac you wouldn’t wanna sit down either
Bitch, everyone at UPN agrees that T~R~E got the best of him
How’s it feel to be the champ only cause your boy let you win?
And since you attack Classick’s mole… you’re skill wasn’t intense
See…you ain’t the only one who can diss something that doesn’t exist

vs.

Resin M-I-C



Quote:
Originally Posted by SezsioN
to the bright glossed corridors and its lean, high halls.
To where the pallid shag fingers of the succubus rug


suc/cu/bus (noun.) a female evil spirit or demon thought in medieval times to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.


SUCCUBUS RUG?????????? AHAHAHAHA


And ya'll seen his pic in da field.. let's go







Aiyyo
..oh, is that right ., they gon start humpin this lug .,
<<<WATCH OUT>>>
whoeva reads ur borin verse.. might get victimized by ur succubus rug.
..maaan, go back to ur wife ., i’m smackin fellas .,
u freak ..he think’s his carpet’s so fly it made Aladdin jealous.
..n i feel sorry fo whoeva married this reformed swinger
The Ring was scary in theaters;
..but it’s more frightenin seein it on his deformed finger..
..now linger ., on ur weak THROAT disses, sorry
if u wanna feel a serious Lump ..
check da cancerous 1 on da left breast of Mrs Corey.
..i’m dishin stories ., as i laugh at ur face .,
muthafucka’s speedbump-chin just yielded Traffic for days.
..bash n dismay ., shit’s huuge ., feel da breech effect .,
if he drooled ..it’d take 10 yrs fo da saliva to reach his neck.
..defeat n wreck ., u rhyme B-S & I don’t buy-it .,
that barricade jaw provided police protection durin a massive riot.
..deny it.. now lemme mention Fracture in defense.,
cuz whuts its say when I merked da nig ur .500 against
.,shiiit mayne ., i’ll let all of da bets show.,
ur face has a Frame that can put 10 innocent men on death row.
..lets go .. when it comes to losin title shots ur loyal man .,
Richard’s 1st , 2nd , 3rd ..all came successively like England’s Royal Fam
..now breathe out.. my sword’ll toast ya.,
since u got thumbtac sized ears..
i’ll bash da side of ur head on da wall n hang my Jordan poster.
..roast ya ., ur lines are feces- it’s been set .,
ur eyes bug out .. mated .. n bout to form a new species of insect.
..now i’ll BURY U ALIVE ., end shit n slay doubts.,
so da only time u put da ‘nail in da coffins’ when u tryna scratch ur way out.
MAHFUCKA!

Winner = Richard Corey

New Champ.

Richard Corey vs. Mic Booth (07-08-2005)

Richard Corey



jesus you're.... 12!!!


Imagine: Resin last week, now look who I have to battle
…a smaller faggot…with an even bigger adam’s apple.
That throat looks like Wasta had already squashed his gall…
and made this cat swallow his pride….Simba, Mufasa and all!
And with those eyebrows… we’re going to make Atkins richer
Because I think we just found Azreal’s diet ‘After’ picture!
Mic aka Butterfingers, not cos’ he’ll let this match slip and fall
‘Butterfingers’ are just the choices he gives Pat for getting off
fronts like he got a 40 G. price on his head..clown please
that just means Patricks balls are worth around 20 thou' each
I rip chests, leavin’ a lotta broken hearted faggots in my wake
I'll kill you…and leave a lotta broken-hearted faggots at ya wake
But seriously, his girl showed how a true hoe'll freak shit.
last week I went down on the Big Easy…
and I don’t mean my New Orleans trip!
She sucked my dick, saw my balls, and glanced impatient…
and asked for tumor things in her mouth like a Cancer patient
I had chicks on Bourbon hittin’ on me! It was sick stuff, god!
Cos’ I knew what it was like for Mic livin' with his piss-drunk mom
I stay on a lot, with hot lyrics, my every phrase alarming
You stay on a lot, behind KFC and the Salvation Army
I’m from D.C., where cats be hopped up on Speed and shit
While Mic’s just pissed cos' his new bike only has three of them
I'll scare him! Givin' the hairs on the back of his neck a wild ride
Cos that shit's so skinny, they have to stand up in a single file line
Plus, this bitch is pasty pale, type of white you could see in dark
So when peeps scream out Cool Whip…they don’t mean your car
He may win this race? But with my stopwatch, I’m not a believer…
Cos’ I can see ‘timer arms’…but in a battle, Mic can’t see either

vs.

Mic Booth

NO SHOW

Winner = Richard Corey

Keeps the belt.

Richard Corey vs. ARMZ (07-14-2005)

ARMZ

<---- Just look at this fucker!

30 it is.

RC huh? I didn't think i'd be seeing this rhymer..
it woulda been Booth if it wasn't for Paula's bleeding vagina...
pick on someone your own age you whack geek..
too bad X and Chee don't battle and i beat TV last week...
look at ya jaw dawg..how can you touch me? please..
Kanye had a car wreck, you're just a victim of ugly genes...
don't post pics if ya don't wanna get ripped slut..
cuz now beating me's impossible like Richard doin chin ups...
bitch what, reppin the worst clique steppin up..
Qualm made Corey sacreligeous cuz he worships Sezsions nutts...
kill this faggot, i wont let the old fart Rich advance..
the bitch's chin gotta clef that'd make Mozart shit his pants...
We can get personal but no fake shit, that's gay kid..
the proofs in the pudding.
...except i bet your Bill Cosby lookin' mug already ate it...
a married textcee, you two make a pair thats so cute..
he's known for splittin wigs.
...she's been prone to share her hair and clothes too...
Dicks still tippin' but RC isn't bumpin Mike Jones..
I'm talkin about how my penis be fucking your wife's holes!...
this here's the battle your lil title reign falls..
ya rhymes are set in stone.
...cuz your so old you wrote rhymes on cave walls...
dudes a fag with an addiction for grabbin on shlongs..
in the closet so long R.Kelly'll write another chapter of songs...
Armz is not a crook but your gonna get robbed in this..
puttin 'nick's in Richard' while Booth deals with the 'paulaticks's...
no legend, i took a chance and stepped in your shoes..
ever since i changed my Avy i got more disses and less views...
RC got a perfect grin, for any surgeon that needs work..
a face so revolting it should replace Che's face on t-shirts...
I got nothing to lose when i rip YOUR GOD to shreds..
Richard's got the weight of the world on his shoulder's,

and It's called his head.

vs.

Richard Corey



So that’s ARMZ? Flimsy and weak? Yep, there you are fag…
And that must be Loot at the bottom…blowin’ hot air up ya ass
See, now you got him Court Marshalled! Had the CIA hyped in fear
Cause even they didn’t know he had a man on the inside for years
Bitch, I bang The Roots, like QuestLove, I like to keep shit real
while the Tipping Point for you is only after you finish my windshield
And don’t mention last week, I left Booth with paragraphs of fire
You leave booths cos’ the bitch on the other side of the glass gets tired
So….get real little man ~ Cos’ ya mom’s asking what you want on ya
Peanut butter sandwich is the only time your going to scribble jam
they don’t take net nerds who peep the Black part of the city in fear
cos' you’ve been hooked on Being Brown way before Whitney’s TV career
And don't get gassed, I voted you here...so calm it dude, let go
ya style was behind times so bad, even Macy Gray called it too retro
I’ll make sure the fact that you got a pussy’s viewed comically
Cos’ I seen a bush under arms like his dirty bitch during a robbery
Although the ugly whore can really throw it down in the sack
Hell, she needed a face lift…. just to pull the shit outta my lap
See, mah older styles…dripped venom like a centipede’s pores
To tell the truth, even manure style isn’t half as shitty as yours
Please, physically, I frighten you…you know this sucker’s scared
I’ll ‘skid Mark’ across the street until the block resembles his underwear
Just put a homo at the finish line, if you think this match is non-stellar
And you’ll see an arms race that’ll have Korea building bomb shelters
The mean streets of Maine! You prolly duck cops like a coward
Wanna see a night stick…
wait and see what my Black ass does to his mom in the shower
His folks addicted to Powerball, when will you learn, fuckers?
But I know you’ll win mil’s…how else would you churn butter?
C’mon, bitch, you’re horrified, you know that you can’t test me
Make you shake in ya boots...and use you as target practice for next week




sorry Vadik

Winner = Richard Corey

Keeps the belt.

Richard Corey vs. shake-zula (07-22-2005)

shake-zula

Nevermind. I'll just post now.

Catch 22

King Richard's reign is officially over 'coz of this thread...
It's funny. Until now, I thought only GOOD things come to an end
U may wanna start a rivalry, but I ain't allowin' it...
Beef is like ya mom's pussy...nothing good's ever come out of it
And I thought Saturday was the nicest time to start...
But now I've gotta start over..
...'coz I was originally writing lines for ARMZ
I been to ya crib mad times...I'm suprised u didn't know
Can't turn a ho into a housewife, but I turned ya housewife into a ho
Why u want 30? Fuck that, enough has been said...
I'm busy, so I'll let my gun talk for me...and fillabusta with lead
No homo, but u'd better start guardin' ya throat, fag...
Damnit, I'll CHOKE U thru this phone line, like Cosby in Ghost Dad
Next week, "One the Line" will be happenin', Rich...
it'll even include the championship!
...by the way, u should request a match for it
I know u nervous...wouldn't be suprised if u ran and fled...
But I'll put my foot so far down ya throat, u'll shit MY pants instead
Ya chin so big u need a parkin' space for it, Corey...
U don't use Axe as deodorant...u use one to shave in the morning
I always take the leadership role. It's a sad task....
See, I post first, finish 1st...damn, guess I'll only get the last laugh
Yeah, Booth noshowed...gave u a weak, little defense...
But I'm not like Mic...as u can see, I know how to handle a bitch


don't keep me waiting.

vs.

Richard Corey




If you don’t think he’s fag-friendly, this’ll prove something today
that seeing ‘Shake n’ gay kids’…brings a smile to everyone’s face.

there's something about you and that clip that's unnerving
is it that both of ya asses shoulda stopped after the first serving
I already stomped you...Damn midget, you’ll never get higher
dude is so 'short'…his parents ground him with electrical wire
My style’s forged in flame, words and phrases, cookin’ this fucker
While your style’s forged only because your ass took it from Butler
I know this isn’t my illest spits, but still I’ll turn this kid soluble
N’ ‘beat shakes with bad quality’ till he resembles a Dirty Twist audio
your like baseball, ya chances of being watched are hopeless
and somehow you got pastime status…
when you should be three spots below his.
and ya mom’s still fat, check her gut, the folds have bonded
so many rough grooves Ben Grimm could lace his vocals on it
I guess I’m a net legend… everyone says I’m a head of my time
If you were any more a net zero, we could all surf the web for a dime
so just stop it dog…. You know with girls your cock is soft
Only bitch to keep shake in her body…was hoping it’d knock him off
I call for ping pong with girls who know they’re playing an exceptional man
You call for ping pong cos’ mail order brides are best from Japan
Speaking of sports, ya mom’s confusion will be the slut’s downfall
Cos’ while she’s throwin’ it back like a quarterback,
the block’s playing dodge ball
I asked for 30…you went 22, and I can see why your ass tried
Hoping you would get 8 less… than when you faced me last time

Winner = shake-zula

New Champ.

shake-zula vs. ouch (07-28-2005)

ouch

punking a nigga 101's in session you geek.
lesson 1, don't use the same played cliches every week.

oops already flunked.. sorry homo.

stop actin tuff.. ya used to be nothin' big.
his old alias was Jax... because every little kid be jumpin him.
on the subject of girls, you ain't grabbin more tits.
but tell ya girl.. the invisible woman.. I loved her in the fantastic 4 flick.
his compulsive gambling habits won't let him stop.
he'd wager his own head..my shank's making sure all bets are off.
shake says he'll beat me.. I was laughin and stuff.
the shit he talks.. is like cars without reverse.. he ain't backin it up.

lightsout.

vs.

shake-zula

That's it?

I battled it out with Rich, now I'm left wit this joke...
Yea I'm inconsistant...'coz I never face two nice heads in a row
I don't write with a gimmick. My style isn't bitten...
But u almost ducked me...so I'm guessing I remind u of Demik
Think u're on my level? U need a clue, or help...
No way u'll be able to see my verse, and I ain't even in user hell
And this is one battle without any nameflips...
'Coz every "ouch" line has been done...and u're just not creative
Stop the lies, and start savin' ya breath, geek...
See I'd try, but this ain't the time...I won't face him 'till next week

nice try

Winner = shake-zula

Keeps the title.

shake-zula vs. timevirus (08-04-2005)

vs.

Shake will represent Sylvester Stallone. He will be dissing Arnold Schwarzenegger (TimeVirus)
TV will represent Arnold Schwarzenegger. he will be dissing Sylvester Stallone (Shake)


be creative!



shake-zula

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/aj1225/9r4uwp.jpg
look, "Ahhnold"...
U're just a little politician now. U're hardly a star...
U were in Total Recall. Ironic...it's a movie that nobody recalls
But keep ^that movie in mind, it shows signs of ya fate...
Just like that film, u'll see time travel...down to 9th in the ranks
U bite other people's trademarks. It's plain to see...
Look at ya forehead...tryn'a steal Travolta's reputation for grease
Terminator proved u're gay. the truth was shown...
U expect us to believe they couldn't teleport u with clothes?
U're stuck in that role. U showin the signs, bitch...
See, u GOTTA be a machine tonight...
...and that shit u typed had to be the result of a virus
Must have a frog in ya throat. Ya voice sounds wierd...
But that makes since.. after all the tadpoles I've shot down there
Posting a verse at all only proves u're dumb...
Watch NBC...U see, I MADE The Contendor...I don't lose to one
Mr. Hollywood. I know u're a big retarded jock...
And I'm sure u've slept with co-stars...even in Kindegarten Cop
I did Porn. U ain't man enough for that stuff, fag...
How u gonna be in an Adult film? U can't even grow a moustache
It's obvious chicks don't notice him...
Last time he heard a female yell "Hey, Arnold!"
...his kids was watchin Nickelodeon
And ya kids are young, but it didn't astonish me...
I heard that "The 40-year-old Virgin" is based on ur autobiography
Think u'll be Senator? Somebody lied to u, bitch...
If u ever pass any bills, they'll just get da vito
...like the guy who outshined u in "Twins"
U're washed up. I'm bout to finish ya, punk...
Ya fame is startin to resemble what those steroids did to ya nuts

U old as fuck. Ya family's already callin' a hearse...
U can see it clearly. Time's ruining ya looks, along with ya verse





yoooooo adrian!!!

vs.

timevirus

yo..

i mean, yo adrian...

at 21, i came to this country from austria with plenty to prove
english is my 3rd language - & I FUCKIN SPEAK IT BETTER THAN YOU
ya last hit flick was 12 years ago, & it was downright awful son
audiences paid to see Cliffhanger - then wished u jumped off of one
"Rocky" describes ya film career, & even u'd admit that it's true
so how's it feel knowin shake-zula's more consistent than u?!
ya acting skill was never set Instone, so now u sell supplements
ur in such a sad state, that i'm almost embarrassed to govern it
arnold be on that gutta shit.. i got true pimp's blood in my veins
how u think i can rub up against Bush while my wife never complains?
so u got a show, the contender.. ya credibility's easy to question
the only real fight u've had was a battle with reading comprehension
ur straight up substandard, b-rated, & easily stomped on bitch
try to chase my status & u'll windup in circles, like a softball pitch
ya nick name is "Sly" cuz u baited viewers & made a fool of 'em
ALL ya movies suck, but somehow everyone's seen at least 2 of 'em
but that was long ago.. for a while now u been a box office midget
Cop Land was an example of art imitating life - no one copped a ticket
ur crashin quicker than a deaf, blind quadruplegic forced to drive
i had a punchline here.. but i completely forgot it, like Rocky 4 & 5
let's take it back to 1970 when u did soft porn for 200 bucks
the fuck is up with ya mouth? must be all the soul bruthas u sucked
with one call, i'll send assassins to ya doorstep under disguise
no need to bring body wraps.. they'll use the bags under ya eyes
u'll feel the steel breezin thru ya back like a treacherous draft
i hold the weapon, peep our expressions - u tell me who's gettin the shaft

winner = shake-zula

this was a champ match, and it was in the first ever Weekly Battle League event intitled "On The Line", this battle was an instant classic.

shake-zula vs. Mufffy (08-12-2005)

Mufffy

no show aka maybe if he shows verse



you did well as stallone and established a new rep.
But you better stick to posing..coz thats what u do best.
Fuckin faggot. seriously i dont know who you are fool.
All i know..is that your an overaged fag..that fantisizes in cartoons.
Dawg seriously...Just wish you could die cuz.
Ya life is like ya battle last week.
People think you should of lost it to a Virus.
You not on my level. ur mud..and its not the hardest to tell
He aint german..but how could people Nazi' hes garbage as hell?
But i aint gotta speak. All my words all spoke by the shotty
Coz i excel' in havin doctors spreadsheets' all over ya body
And basically kid...your interpretation of things is really sad.
When people say Shake..ur booty..
they just talkin about how u suck...................really bad..
And knowing your gay must hurt clown.
No war involved..but dick was a treaty couldnt turn down.


match me if u show.

no time sorry



BUT BY THE POWERS BESTOWED IN ME..U SHALL NO SHOW BWHAHA

vs.

shake-zula

I'm here


Quote:
Originally Posted by shake-zula (vs. ouch)
I battled it out with Rich, now I'm left wit this joke...
Yea I'm inconsistant...'coz I never face two nice heads in a row

^The evidence shows that my statement was true...
And last week, I battled timevirus.....so what does that say about u?
See, U're just not thorough like me...
Yeah, ur chance to be champ is just out of Reach,
...but that's no excuse for ya oral hygiene
Why post a verse at all? Ya shit has been played...
It looks bad when the only person who picked u to win was ~M Blaze~
Last week, u were on my dick. It's just annoyin'...
U called my name so many times, I recieved threats from ya boyfriend
And ya verse has no chance of winnin' in hell...
But u can still end it on a good note...(edit in one about killin' urself)
I'm more mature. So u know that I'm quite older...
I'm a seasoned vet. And u need a dash of salt...over ya right shoulder
By the way, FUCK EVERYBODY in this league!...
Sorry, I just thought I'd attract some hate votes to keep this interesting

Winner = shake-zula

Keeps the title.

shake-zula vs. HotDogVendorMan (08-18-2005)

shake-zula

First off, u'll make the league look bad if u show...
'Coz this'll be the 2nd disappointing champ match in a row
Ya lines are weak. It don't take a genius to see...
U lost to one of the worst verses...that MERCULES ever keyed
U've accomplished nothin'. U not makin' noise...
U're the posterboy for wack heads..
...on second thought, u're more like the wallpaper boy
Really, how much do u weigh? It's hard to say...
They roll ur poncho out on baseball fields when it starts to rain
Think u winnin' this race? I doubt it, chump...
U needed an oxygen mask 'soon as u started runnin' out of luck
I love doin' nice shit. The feelin' is priceless...
So please, take my verse as a gift...I'd rather kill u with kindness
I'd use "ballpark" lines, Aces already done it tho...
besides, "hotdog" nameplay is old..
...I beat u with that in the RBL months ago
Opponents? yeah, u've seen some nice ones...
U also lost to Vadik...and that's ok, man...I only beat him 5-1
U see, I'm 21-5, but I'm not braggin', dude...
'Coz most of my wins came from people who were wack as u
U're safe for now...so keep talkin that bullshit...
If I punched u in the gut, the rest of my arm would get pulled in
And the voters are losin' their patience by now...
'Coz everybody's tired of fat jokes, so do us all a favor - sign out
Do what u want. I don't care, u gettin' beat...
It's funny. U dark as hell...yet, u still pale in comparison to me

U begged me to write ya verse for u, so I did it....
Here:

^And I even used ya style, so the mods wouldn't get suspicious

vs.

HotDogVendorMan

word.

I'mma hurtem bad, my shits stellar, and he cant get a rest.
I'll drop a ClasSick next week too,
to show my first week as champ s'a success.
Everybody knows if I actually try, he'll lose. No kidding, b.
Cuz Shakes got a burger and fries to go,
before he'd be considered big as me.
Aint no hope for u retaining, noone thinks that you'll pull it.
but for keepin ya eye on the prize,
I'll g'head and reward you wit bullets.
I'll shut the champ down, just to prove its not hard to do.
when my punchs give dude tender ribs, like he's at a bbq.
The K'll axe'm, and wait til i get it clappin.
You'll be pushin up Daisys, duke..w/o Jessica Simpsons shitty actin.
and as far as ya bitch, we kno whos gettin served
She flips up the skirt for me, but for you she'll only be flippin the bird.
you kno she a slut. think she's a plain jane?, then stop it.
cuz baby girls prolly cheated,
'urban in more gang bangs than Compton.

http://forums.b-boys.com/vbforum/sho...d.php?t=210353

And you know I'm real, dont think you're a thug
or my knife'll make you an 'underground rapper',
rc'll need some reassurance of.
I'm winning bitch, cuz I've ran through niggas gettin my flow on.
while Shakes title 'streak has been nothin more than a 'stroll wit no shirt on.
You're getting bad now, so son I'll be taking the crown.
but you'll leave a lasting impression, once I slam ya face in the ground.
One shot, and you'll see how this man breaks.
cuz the pump'll 'shimmey shake' like its the 60's dance craze.
You know its over Zula, dont gamble on it, your awful dude
At least votes'll be fair...cuz everyone'll roulette a loss for you

Winner = shake-zula

Still champ.

shake-zula vs. ClasSick

ClasSick

Quote:
Originally Posted by purfeksion
but what do i know? i'm just a nobody, right?

right.

he's got tons of flaws... just look at this bastard.
but Knowledge Of Self is a virtue... that hes apparently mastered
power ranks tell it all. yeah, i said it dude..
cuz how are you a REAL champ, with 6 heads ranked ahead of you?
face to face he's wishin Godspeed... i knew he would..
cuz he knows im'a whoop his ass even faster than God could.
my haymakers are relentless. ya face cant stop strive..
hits with such'a Direct Effect...
fuck the mag... they'll be MTV's top 5.
i gave ya girl the breast stroke. it was a dead must..
cuz shes like Azrael's dad. her melons known to make heads bust
dont talk shit.. i aint gonna call the law..
mouth off, to me...?
best describes the outcome of my shots to ya jaw
lets be real... whats really more trife..?
:Sick: <-- my SMILEY.. or that it represents your LIFE
his styles ooooold. you'll see him get pissed off..
when this Fossil gets box'd up after i cut his wrist... watch.
i'll stay clear of the face. im gonna promise..
only body shots.
cuz i never take nude pics above ya moms tits.
im clownin ya looks. you aint got the mental endurance, broad..
teeth so crooked... you got locked up for dental insurance fraud.
no guessin or wonderin. im as good as it gets..
fuck mind benders.
my bat'll have ya head doin backflips while ya brain does the splits.
dohpe was ill. notice: heres where i get to grin..
just know this... i stopped reppin when Mets let YOU in.
its a numbers game... how i just killed ya text, geek..
i came with the whole 9... to match ya rank next week.

yup.

vs.

shake-zula

Quote:
Originally Posted by Allah
shake will basically hand him the belt

^He was almost right, but now this shit's finished...
for 3 hours, I TRIED to give it away..
...and ya dumbass allowed an extension
My guess is, u're hopin' to get wrecked, right?...
Yeah...'Coz If I tear u a new one, it'll spice up ya sex life
And as far as votes, I'm gettin 'em all...
The voters'll discriminate on u...like Spems did to ya mom
Mic stood u up in the tag tourney. Get the hint?...
Obviously, Booth noshows whenever he's dealin with a bitch
Game over. My punches are hittin u worse...
I ain't ouch...this shit is lightsout BEFORE the end of the verse
Yeah, u live in "Chi town," I believe it's true...
But that's not the reason why niggas there don't speak to u
I fight hard, I don't stop till the person is broken...
U fight wit ya palms open, swingin ya arms in circular motions
U posted pics of ya car...all proud of ya wheels...
Yea, u drive Audi's...but we wish u'd leave, and be Audi, forreal
I am "forcing" shit...but u hardly ahead of me...
It's just been a while since I've shitted on anybody this heavily
And nobody here thinks a lot of u, Class...
U put yaself in the Legends forum...but that's not cocky...it's sad :Sick:

I seen ya Ecko shirt, and ya fitted is cool...
But the clothes don't make the man...u still need testicles too
Yeah, u were the first to win the belt multiple times...
But now u tryin to be the first to win it without postin' good lines??
Beat me? Please, u ain't even manly, punk...
I'm #1...u should know there's no way u'll take me standing up



game, set, and match

Winner = ClasSick

New Champ.

a few matches got lost in the crash without being saved.

David Lama vs. Mundicide (9-11-2005)

David Lama = Al Pacino
Mundicide = Robert Deniro


David Lama's verse (Al. Pacino)



Your acting sucks Rob.

And..

Ya need to shave badly, ur an Inconceivable troll
u don’t just look like a monster,
frankenstein was ur only believable role.
u’ve never had a girl, now I can see why kid
u only know the scent of a woman. cuz thats a Movie I did
I’ve outshined u before, that’s why u will see slack
U can try to even The Score.. but that flick’ll still be whack
ya want the bad guy?.. that’s it.. I’m Stabbing son
I’m known for doing scarface,
and after this u’ll be known for having one.
At hide & seek; I’m the score setter when through
while for u hide & seek. proved a little girl acts better than u
all that Anger in ya verse, yet it was fuckin dull kid
I wont see u in Raging Bull.. but I just saw Ragin’ Bull, Shit!
^maybe u don’t get it, some stuff needs explanations
cuz they really mean ur movie,
when they say u shouldn’t have Great Expectations.
Ur a pathetic pussy… Stop Trying to tantalize Tits
how u gonna ^anaylze that. when u can’t even ^analyze this?
U can’t step to me, I should have u in Awe
I was the godfather.. U were Gaylord focker’s father in law
fag, trying to hide the obvious?, ur just gay and dumb
I’d give u props for being In Goodfellas,
if it wasn’t in More ways than one.
so talk all the shit U want, while I fucking win, geek
but how u mock me for dying in flicks when I killed u in Heat?
noone likes ur movies, facts’ll drown ya joy bitch
so when shit hits The Fan,
whoever rent it flushed it down a toilet.

vs.

Mundicide's verse (Robert deniro)

Are you talkin' to me?


This is a fuckin' mis-match. This bitch has to prove he can win.
At least he's got shit to work with. I done TWO TIMES more movies as him.
But you're losing this Al. You ain't stealing the win from me bruh.
See the only time you got close to Robin anything, was in Insomnia.
Heat woulda been dope without Pacino. But nope, his ass made it.
So as soon as I heard this bitch was in Heat, I had my dogs castrated.
Look, his mugshot's ugly. But there's things I can still do with him.
Those rings round his eyes make me wanna shoot Raging Bull 2 in 'em.
And I played Jake La Motta in that movie. A role fit for the men.
Coz if you were cast for Raging Bull, they would've put "shit" on the end.
I'm untouchable. A good fella. Erryone knows my stuff is ill.
And you're the dude who ended up dying in his most famous fuckin' film.
I'm talking 'bout in Scarface, where Sosa sneaked in,
And you got blown in the back...
... like what I got from your girl at the cinema it screened in.
What was with Scent of a Woman? Not even the title wrote was class.
I'm guessing that women smell like shit, coz that movie was total ass.
Fam in The Godfather. But ya try-hard gangster did nothing for me.
I mean, your poorly done portrayal of Don Corleone was done only corny.
I'd be a better gangster. You'd be "dead meat" coz you're soft pal.
And if you "carrion" running your mouth, a stretcher will carry you "off,al".
Though I do own some of your DVDs, most I find very boring.
And on Any Given Sunday... is where I put my coffee cup every morning.
This is like a B-Boys movie. I'm the only star, no offense dude.
The only thing casted other than me, will be the voters votes against you.

Winner = David Lama

new champion.