What fucked up ''dance moves'' have chicks used on you to wow you over that just didn't work?

Objective · 01-09-2018, 02:36 PM

I've grown and matured

Ghost1 · 01-09-2018, 02:43 PM

would've liked thread if it was bad stuff women did in bed

my life is not a so you think u can dance out take

if a bitch do any dance move to me and its not her ass rubbing against my weenis our communication is severed immediately.

Inno · 01-09-2018, 02:45 PM

I’ve cabbage patched my way into some trim before

Objective · 01-09-2018, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost1

would've liked thread if it was bad stuff women did in bed

You're free to go ahead and make a thread about bad stuff women have done to you in bed. I thought about it but nah, there's already enough of those tbh. and I want confirmation from my NCs brethren that I'm not alone with these kinds of experiences.

Mr. J · 01-09-2018, 04:34 PM

Awkwardly grinding sums up this thread.

Aero · 01-09-2018, 07:06 PM

Horrible OP.

ill nik-A · 01-09-2018, 07:13 PM

Doo-doo Brown

Y’all niggaz don’t know bout that miami shit

Destroyer · 01-09-2018, 07:17 PM

Bags, don’t use “severed” and “weenis” in the same sentence, damn

Clout · 01-10-2018, 10:27 PM

Dude, i had multiple times woman grab a stool to grind they ass on me. I'm too tall for most women lol. Always laughed had a homegirl grab a step ladder to lap dance on me haha

dull boy · 01-10-2018, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Clout

Dude, i had multiple times woman grab a stool to grind they ass on me. I'm too tall for most women lol. Always laughed had a homegirl grab a step ladder to lap dance on me haha

You talk funny.

Clout · 01-10-2018, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

You talk funny.

Thanks man

BROKE LESNAR · 01-10-2018, 11:27 PM

nah

Objective · 01-12-2018, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clout

Always laughed had a homegirl grab a step ladder to lap dance on me haha

lmfao, never had that happen to me. I'm a pretty tall dude as well, it is kinda funny when they don't take it into account and end up grinding your thighs instead, and going lower doesn't help because they'll go lower as well not realizing what they're doing. I'm having a feeling it's a case of short white girl syndrome.

Objective · 01-12-2018, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

Horrible OP.

That's because you can't relate to it due to not dating enough/being able to pick up chicks at clubs or something.

~RustyGunZ~ · 01-12-2018, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator

I’ve cabbage patched my way into some trim before

Lmao

Hidden gem in this pile of shit thread

Clout · 01-12-2018, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Objective

lmfao, never had that happen to me. I'm a pretty tall dude as well, it is kinda funny when they don't take it into account and end up grinding your thighs instead, and going lower doesn't help because they'll go lower as well not realizing what they're doing. I'm having a feeling it's a case of short white girl syndrome.

Lol i know man, i'm glad someone understands my pain. Damn near on my knee cap at times.

Witty · 01-12-2018, 07:33 PM

One drunken night a girl puked on me and then kissed me.

Best £100 I ever spent

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Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	would've liked thread if it was bad stuff women did in bed my life is not a so you think u can dance out take if a bitch do any dance move to me and its not her ass rubbing against my weenis our communication is severed immediately.

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Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	I’ve cabbage patched my way into some trim before

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Clout Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 846 Battle Record: 1-0 Rep Power: 6428575	Dude, i had multiple times woman grab a stool to grind they ass on me. I'm too tall for most women lol. Always laughed had a homegirl grab a step ladder to lap dance on me haha

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