Destroyer vs Swerve - DESTROYER WINS BY NS

[Orc]

NBL Season 9


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@Destroyer @Swerve

[Swerve]

Oh, sup gurl.

16?

[Destroyer]

sure, if pics

otherwise, 10

[Destroyer]

I can't even begin to describe how much I hate this girly faggot
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, I stay running over squirrels and rabbits
and his girl can have it, & I'm talking weed or cocaine
we know Canada dry, but des stay with these dope strains
& she stay making my Serta shake, cuz she knows that this nerd is fake
I make that bitch scream 'Wu!,' & we ain't talking bout the purple tape
got a hunch that dude's gay, if I ask, he'll just lie to me
he got a hunch too..... but it's of the Quasimodo variety
I'll body slam this faggot face first, & put his ass in arrest
& he gonna look like Clark Kent when I put S on his chest

[SHECK WES]

Opener was creative, would have gone over a lot of heads for sure. Almost sucked.
Canada Dry was lol
Wu line Idek, maybe there's an age barrier there
Hunch was decent but kinda corny tbh
Closer has been flipped couple of times but I'll give it to u


Still vote swerve tho

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I can't even begin to describe how much I hate this girly faggot
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, I stay running over squirrels and rabbits
--that's nice
and his girl can have it, & I'm talking weed or cocaine
we know Canada dry, but des stay with these dope strains
--nope
& she stay making my Serta shake, cuz she knows that this nerd is fake
I make that bitch scream 'Wu!,' & we ain't talking bout the purple tape
---lol ok
got a hunch that dude's gay, if I ask, he'll just lie to me
he got a hunch too..... but it's of the Quasimodo variety
--light but ok. Maybe abit played
I'll body slam this faggot face first, & put his ass in arrest
& he gonna look like Clark Kent when I put S on his chest
--ok

Pretty good drop

[Schadenfreude]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I can't even begin to describe how much I hate this girly faggot
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, I stay running over squirrels and rabbits
Decent, great humor, but not harsh/hard hitting
and his girl can have it, & I'm talking weed or cocaine
we know Canada dry, but des stay with these dope strains
Naw, wasn't worded well or harshly
& she stay making my Serta shake, cuz she knows that this nerd is fake
I make that bitch scream 'Wu!,' & we ain't talking bout the purple tape
Decent, again not harsh enough
got a hunch that dude's gay, if I ask, he'll just lie to me
he got a hunch too..... but it's of the Quasimodo variety
Played
I'll body slam this faggot face first, & put his ass in arrest
& he gonna look like Clark Kent when I put S on his chest
Somewhat predictable, but decent

[jilti]

Opener, quasimodo

Closer was wack


Stick to pic battling

[SHECK WES]

Lmao

This nigga already got more feed than I do votes wtf fuck u @Destroyer