Ehh

[Witty]

I'm super predictable, a shooter, invincible, with a ruger I'm clinical, my humour is pitiful, I'm an imbecile of biblical proportions, leaving women filled with semen then I'm giving 'em abortions by pushing 'em from windowsills, my brain's a mystical distortion of visual contortions, as miserable as orphans, metaphysical, the symbol of extortion. I'm finagle, approach each syllable with caution, feel the villain in him blossom, cook him in a pot to kill 'em, put the sauce in, an inexplicable concoction that's drinkable like squash is, I think I'm feeling nauseous, go to the sink and fill the faucet, my brain is sinkin'...feeling thoughtless. Everything I make is innately wrong, feeling strangely strong, raping Stacy's Mom in a lacy thong, singing racy songs. My brain been gone, man my days been long, ever since age 3, taping baby dolls to fireworks, shit explodes like crazy ya'll. Melted plastic drains from the eye and rains like flames from the sky, felt like acid, my brain's running dry, I'm not a joker, but they see me like 'hey funny guy', then get their senseless ass kicked. Bored of this life, need a whore, get a wife, she's a chore, feel like squeezing with force on the pipe she breathes from, I might just be scum, my mind's been freezed numb, I am twice deceased, my soul has lime disease (geddit? Hi Netcees), I could dine and feast on the silent grief trying to find release in the rhymes I piece, together like a puzzle, the weather's like a muzzle, it's always fucking cold, who in their right mind would speak? But there's a blinding heat inside of me, like lightning, that I try to free but it's fighting mightily, I write rhymes like these to find the peace I crave, set my mind at ease, because I'm a beast, a slave, but at least the people say 'he's ok', but they don't see the demons making me obey, and walk the evil way where the feeble lay. I'm so fucking depressed, I try to tell people and it gets stuck in my chest, I love some and feel like punching the rest, I've never been something to test, always the best when it comes to throwing fists, a short fuse, quick to get the jump or grip the pump if these fucking hoes insist, make sure you and your brother's don't exist, then lay your mother in another hole, take her fucking soul with this when I untuck it slow, no time to duck and roll, ya bish, ya fucking troll...I'll push your ugly ol' face in the dirt, you love it tho cuz I'm making it hurt, you like the roughness right bitch? Always wanted a guy to fuck it like this? Shut the fuck up...I'll rip out your eyes while your sucking my dick. I'll use my teeth to tear your throat out so you won't shout, no doubt, no sound...Slow down? I'll rape your ugly ass in front of the whole town, old clown. I'm back by popular demand, this place was getting bland, but I got a couple aces in my hand, I got you all in place for my evil little plan, and I didn't even have to, I did it cuz I can. Did you forget? I'm like Hercules with pens, so you best get on your knees and worship me again, it's bad to be my foe, it's worse to be my friend, I'll fuck you in the ass til it hurts to even stand. This weed sucks, got three sluts licking these nuts...who needs drugs?

Me?

Shucks.