MEMORIAL DAY BEARD CHECK

Diode · 05-23-2015, 03:16 PM

it is shameful but i have had to keep it in check between rounds due to work travel :X

Ghost1 · 05-23-2015, 03:21 PM

Haha nice. Was gonna make this thread actually. Will post a little later. My girls been Havin me grow it.out. they dig it.

8===D~~~~(}: · 05-23-2015, 03:24 PM

I'm Colombian, facial hair on us either doesn't grow, grows in patches, or grows thinly, sucks dick.

veritas · 05-23-2015, 04:10 PM

Bro.....that ain't even a beard tbh. I mean why would you even say you want to grow one and then keep cutting it? Work? You lack the will.

Sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

veritas · 05-23-2015, 04:14 PM

uh-oh · 05-23-2015, 04:22 PM

i honestly think my beard has maxed out. i've never so much as trimmed it lengthwise. i mean i could line it up, thats needed. havent buzzed my head/lined my beard up for like a week so theres no line and my mustache is going into my lips which is unacceptable.

but yea lengthwise on the beard itself, its much more LUSH behind my chin/under my jaw. the hairs on my chin end up BREAKING OFF. its stupid. i wake up every morning like i slept directly on my chin somehow.

but basically i've maintained this length for months now. im either in a stage where i can't tell its getting longer, or it will never get longer. i got random stupid long ones i'm afraid to trim.

but basically i think my genetics are stopping me. once they get pretty long they get split ends and just break off like a fucking old brillo pad in the sun.

veritas · 05-23-2015, 04:31 PM

Do you beard oil jim?

Ghost1 · 05-23-2015, 05:00 PM

Word u gotta take better care of it to stop the hair from breaking

Ghost1 · 05-23-2015, 05:06 PM

uh-oh · 05-23-2015, 05:07 PM

nah im gonna buy some beard oil right now tho or else i never will.

sral · 05-23-2015, 05:22 PM

my shits been cut down recently, need a line up but that can wait this weekend

most recent pic I hsve

Wise Wiggles · 05-23-2015, 05:55 PM

Went to get a trim up on 4/20 and my place was closed, settled for some female who kind of fuck ed it. Ain't touched it since. What are the preferred beard oils? I think it's time to get serious.

veritas · 05-23-2015, 06:03 PM

Aight bro. No hipstermo. Beard baron beard oil. Beard baron shampoo once a week. Honest Amish leave in conditioner mixed with the beard baron beard oil. Strong healthy soft manageable and smells good. Just don't use too much.

Get out of the shower. Towel dry. Apply mixture. Use comb the wide part. Brush with the comb TEETH TOWARDS THE SKIN. Then brush it how you want. Gucci.

Ghost1 · 05-23-2015, 06:25 PM

But ur beard still looks like shit tho lol

Diode · 05-23-2015, 07:01 PM

jojoba oil.

veritas · 05-23-2015, 07:04 PM

Are you referring to me. And yes at jojoba.

veritas · 05-23-2015, 07:05 PM

Oh and friends,

Happy memorial day and I am not here saying I have the perfect heard. But I am happy with it and I think my advice is keen on this matter.

Ghost1 · 05-23-2015, 07:22 PM

Yes u

veritas · 05-23-2015, 07:28 PM

You wanna go today? Your poop house finally healed from the last time yeah?

Look I was doing yardwork. I hadn't combed it. I will chloroform your sloppy mother while watching baby geniuses2. You sniveling toadish gay-wad.

What makes it look like Shit thougj? You got any advice?

Ghost1 · 05-23-2015, 07:30 PM

Lmao! Sheesh. Touchy touchy

05-23-2015, 03:16 PM	#1
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	MEMORIAL DAY BEARD CHECK it is shameful but i have had to keep it in check between rounds due to work travel :X __________________

05-23-2015, 04:22 PM	#6
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	i honestly think my beard has maxed out. i've never so much as trimmed it lengthwise. i mean i could line it up, thats needed. havent buzzed my head/lined my beard up for like a week so theres no line and my mustache is going into my lips which is unacceptable. but yea lengthwise on the beard itself, its much more LUSH behind my chin/under my jaw. the hairs on my chin end up BREAKING OFF. its stupid. i wake up every morning like i slept directly on my chin somehow. but basically i've maintained this length for months now. im either in a stage where i can't tell its getting longer, or it will never get longer. i got random stupid long ones i'm afraid to trim. but basically i think my genetics are stopping me. once they get pretty long they get split ends and just break off like a fucking old brillo pad in the sun. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

05-23-2015, 05:07 PM	#10
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	nah im gonna buy some beard oil right now tho or else i never will. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

05-23-2015, 05:55 PM	#12
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Went to get a trim up on 4/20 and my place was closed, settled for some female who kind of fuck ed it. Ain't touched it since. What are the preferred beard oils? I think it's time to get serious. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

05-23-2015, 07:01 PM	#15
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	jojoba oil. __________________

05-23-2015, 03:24 PM	#3
8===D~~~~(}: Banned Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 1,335 Battle Record: 0-1000 Champed - Mustache C-C-Combo Breaker - No Man Cleft Behind (x79) - Clefts & Rights II - Grand Cleft Larceny - Cleft 4 Dead V Rep Power: 0	I'm Colombian, facial hair on us either doesn't grow, grows in patches, or grows thinly, sucks dick.

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