The "I'm doing horrible so you should rub it in" thread

[Badweather]

So, I haven't had breakfast and am having the hunger shakes. I'm buying a plane ticket and owe a hospital a few thousand dollars. My roommate and I have been bickering a steadily increasing amount. My frowny face tattoos are fading. My car started acting up. My savings account only has 400 bucks in it. I can't take out a loan for 200 bucks without a cosigner, because my credit's shit.

Aside from that, everything is good. But you probably don't wanna hear about that.