THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[Bodey]

wish i had a tethered tongue, i speak too much, i'm weathered dung
the worst of the shit, i'm 26 but i sure wont be forever young
stress is ridick, shoulders weigh eleven tons, and i've felt like this for months
the devil's rung, right at my door, i'm mental son, i want to explore
fingertips on the edge of my sheets, i'm into this shit to say the least
as horrific as my dreams may seem, i do this shit while awake and clean

[Wise Wiggles]

Fate is mean. How will yours unfold? Gotta wait & see
Raise the steam. Maybelline'll straighten wrinkles out your face of grease
Praise the seed. Celebrate it's harvest & birth
First breath? Start of the curse
First step? Illin', ready to martyr the earth
Wanna get lost but never can the harder you search
Can't keep it one hun, cuz then carnage disperse
Having a heart is the worst.. such emotional carnivals
All these ghosts are a part of you
All low floating stars are in view
Soulution? Go raving. Honor a human mosaic
Zoom in: strobe lasers
Nothing like being on Shrooms with dope stages
And everyone becomes one- it just consumes your soul naked
All these illusions that warp basics
And make you feel content, long as that mucus is warm, baby

[Mr. J]

Excuse the technique..I haven't used a sword lately
I've performed crazy, while you front like the door lady..
I make bell's hop, leaving your self shot like cheddar bob
feeling shell shocked, poor baby as a abortion you were better off..
I'm in the Mecca, God said I needed a margarita & a high five
plant a bomb & tick it until the parking meter is sky high..
I'm making ether writing white lies to your girl on POF
body of a lion, the tail of serpents with the pride of a eagle head..

[Wise Wiggles]

No more sequels left. None others are of equel death
everyone strings in a needle thread
good and bad. you think it's all pure then the evil spread
aye, I only give you chills to keep you fresh
windex my third eye, gotta see through head
I need new webs.. like my designs are looking garbage
my alien kind's sailing fine on pudding carpet
why stop there? I fight off bears with Cyclops stares
you'd want a ticket to the time hop fair when you see the sky pop flare
apologies to self entitled dipshits, your life's not rare
we all must adhere, die lost. Die scared.
the wise already know this. You think Wise care?
Balance all around you. Just like air

[Mr. J]

You know me, I bossed in bars just like Cheers
Bitches comin' at me foamin' like the puff on beers.
You like your tips soft as the stuff you rub on ears.
but I come harder than all of your subpar fears..
Id crush y'all here but I'd rather watch you brush y'all hair..
Marsha Marsha Marsha..dig the plot bury the body Martha
No squares at the round table this isn't a hobby Arthur..
Take all those years of writing & make it on origami horror
If I cared enough about how you recycle the world..
call me fourth..don't call me first, second or third..
the lesson is absurd but you can depend on me when the dimension is blurred
off to bed to count the sheep whose obsession is to be herd...

[Bodey]

Originally Posted by Wise Wiggles

No more sequels left. None others are of equel death
everyone strings in a needle thread
good and bad. you think it's all pure then the evil spread
aye, I only give you chills to keep you fresh
windex my third eye, gotta see through head
I need new webs.. like my designs are looking garbage
my alien kind's sailing fine on pudding carpet
why stop there? I fight off bears with Cyclops stares
you'd want a ticket to the time hop fair when you see the sky pop flare
apologies to self entitled dipshits, your life's not rare
we all must adhere, die lost. Die scared.
the wise already know this. You think Wise care?
Balance all around you. Just like air

Yo I really dug that

[Mr. J]

how come you never really hit me up dad?
kinda like LL the way he really didn't come back..
I was sad, sipping on olde english, smokin' weed
but now I'm more distinguished, a whole disease
I work my way in the system and corrupt the pancreas
make you eat yourself alive when I'm at my angriest..
now look at the leeches that you hanging with
we could never connect that's just how our language is..
and it's all good, I'm slumped in the couch palmin' booty..
the warfare just got too advanced like call of duty..
it's boring now and I'm laughin' at these banana peels
like why you trippin' huh? someone replay the camera reel
this is america's funniest and you just a writer huh..
but that makes sense cause you really ain't the type to awe
I guess that's why all the excitements gone

[dead man]

wise and bodey and their gf's sitting in a car
all of them huffing paint thinner out the jar
then 3 of them suck dick can you guess which 3?
at this point, i'm not sure but it's open to interpretation

[Wise Wiggles]

Yeah, live the high life and just
Plunge. Time is a dunce, wear that shit like skin
maybe even tye dye it for fun
Hundreds of feet treacherous, that's the weight
Welcome to planet: grave
take picures of the sun before you evaporate.
you wanna laugh at fate? Be my guest
this time next Saturday you'll see each eye webbed
Stay positive, stay creative
stay nugged up, like crazy weightless
your baby ate my book of lsd ,
now her eyelids look like crooked petal-wings
her hands melt to some pudding-jello thingz
Went down by a creek today. like to take her in nature
keeps her sane. I keep her safe
close to daddy, her firm grip on concentrate
Bonfire grace. Should of gone higher lengths
we're all drift wood laser soul mixture
you only see a little of the shit, good, ain't the whole picture
drive in circles. Get money. Riot & curfews
curb dudes, violence and virtue, my style is to hurt you
dismember, limb destruction. Shit splinters, ribs are crunching
Eclipse of dildos liquid blumpkin

[Fig]

What do they do after brutal gangbangs with your mom?
After the gurgling, gapping, and being kabobed with a dong?
Getting it on with DeShawn, Jamal, Jevan and Mohammed.
Being plugged with a vodka bottle, then shocked in the closet.
Getting flung like a comet then fucked gross on a couch.
Being imbedded with the pleather from the scorching hot nut I blasted all over your fucking mouth

[Soulstice]

If wars could end, maybe we could meet at the borders edge
After they had cleared the assortment of corpses left
Strewn across, in morbid spread - this nationalism: a nascent sense
That's trained you well -now go and take these waning breaths
Engaging threats - order a tangos death with your captain-in-arms
From where you were taken aback by the Capital's charm
My tacit disarmament turns savage barrage - we are nearing the End Days
Turn your damp cheek towards his imperial chest plate
Storming the palace has left my drawn and quartered again
Please, pay a visit to the Black Cells.. since wars never end

[UnbornBuddha]

I can't seem to cleanse away the carcinogen taste
The cancerous ache from acetaminophen craved
How did intoxicants enter the diet of a carnivorous race?
I'm afraid I cannot answer that, I'm an ignorant slave
To my barbaric ways, sedated by the barbiturates I take.
Contrary to belief, religion religiously considers me insane
An animation of the fallen snake that slithered with pain
Crying the name of he who deformed the figure I wear
If only we could had resolved our disputes in a civil manner
Instead, we nitpicked the minutia, a trait that rippled to Medusa
We litter on our future, once bright, now withered and mutant
The tendency to meddle with perfection is the riddle that consumes us
Liver abusers picking away at the infection suppurating from our sutures,
Our immune system succumbed like the antivirus placed on my computer
The infiltrating agent was too much to bare,
Surrendering, we're stigmatized and given a crutch to wear
Futility threatens our existence, but we're too dumb to care
Our thoughts are preoccupied with the Gods of their choosing
I swear if it wasn't for the love of this music,
I'll be like Ernesto Guevarra attempting to crush all the cruelness
But, alas Chopin keeps me remaining useless,
That and all the rest of my blatant excuses.
Let me muse, about William Blake and exclusively his usage of humor
To him, humans were elusive creations, with elusive anatomy
Times of antiquity was where he drew his human analogy
It's poetic stanzas awed others with its metaphysical capacity,
His lyrical anthology remains a popular pseudo-spiritual anomaly.
The public at large fails to understand my whimsical audacity
For even though, I believe in something, I'm not lost in faith
Every thought attained with great scrutiny, like a diagnostic case
The agnostic sage who looks at social dictum as subconscious rape

[Mr. J]

I like to watch the Sasquatches play..it's been an awkward day
I'm lost in a haze, cotton mouthed with an Anthony Hopkins tape..
a VHS..I guess to know that you would have to live pre Blu Ray
you sell a couple million now & you'll get them kicks pushed like Lupe..
pop off your toupee forget 50 shades, come round me 52 spades..
I wish the competition the best of luck they will never measure up
you could have a tailor, a surgeon, and a miracle dress you up
but you'll always be a spittin' image of the person gave you blesssings bruh
leave it to the church goer to start confessing stuff..
I stay lock & key without the assistance of Pandora
take a dozen sake shots while chewing on tempura
I never heard of a reason on how attendance hasn't been poorer
but I hear them yelling we did it like what the fuck am I Dora
is that why I got this monkey on my tail and a talking map
I guess thats why you kids like getting beat for talking back
got them hooked to the lines for life and I ain't talking crack
I swear if anyone wrote something worth reading I wouldn't faint at all..
should call this rap Clarissa cause that explains it all...<3

[Fig]

Cue the laugh. I claim the ball. Ensuing wrath endangers moms. You knew in past days waiting on my youth to pass I'd make it dawg. And I ate your dog

[dead man]

i hate you all
cause that emotion makes me hard

[Fig]

Too late. I farted.
It Stained and now I'm departed..

[Pharaohs Army]

look what you've started.
i'm gonna freestyle.

...i am an anomaly committing atrocities ominously-anonymous. and. attempting to alleviate my arachnophobia. allegedly, arranging, allegories, they're alright. as the arrangement 'a the universe goes i'm no astrophysicist. ask Elizabeth. she got her p.h.d. with an antithesis. and then on her break?, she called me, and then visited. she was always into my biziness..
ballyhoo. i'm a billionaire. battle raps, with a ball of poo. all for you. balancing my belligerent nature. strictly for your benefit. you've betrayed me- like Benedict. this made me?, bereft. and it felt Bad. it felt so Bad all i wanted to do was get Bent until i vomited into a Bag. but enough of that. when it comes to rap, there are plenny of reasons why i brag. i'm never brisk. girls tell me to be more curt, when they bitch.
damn cunts. need to be more clean so that was my last cuss. stop making a fuss. you're cranky. cantankerous and i can't take it. things are cluttered. i've collected calligraphy so much,it's a conundrum. rappers never talk about the knights of Columbus. just those Masons. please don't bash my organization. every time you slander me?,i will interrupt you,because your information is corrupted..
god damn it. darwin was right. i figured this out,by studying forms of life, in both the dark and the light. yes i am deranged. D's were already Done,, all the way from army to zygote.. and he wrote it better than I wrote..
effectively. enter my entrapment where i excel in elasticity. it's a lasting thing for me. alas, it's ele-mentary. my organs failed?.when endocrines?.left from me. until there was nothing left in me. nonetheless i was enthralled, by open mics by u all. effectively i been building my way Toward The Stars. eventually i'll be excellent. especially if i make the punctuation exit it..by the way until 'z' this might never end. but between you and me let's not tell zen..
fuck. i've been fileting emcees since i was a little pup. i wouldn't have to if they didn't always front. and i aimed for their chest but hit them in the head because they always ducked. there was no 'f' in that line. but 'f' it, it's fine. rather than typing and rapping on my keyboard i'd rather be sipping san fernando valley wine. i really need ta travel more. like see Florida flamingos. i wouldn't drive,i would fly.. you're woman's a flake. i think the most common rap insult is That"You Are a fake". i think the next gay rights movement is them going on to battle rap sites and asking them not to say 'fag'.
good gracious that last part wasn't great. well at least with respect to the alpha-bet i tried to make. golly this post might be gargantuan. a jolly good sample-size. galactic greetings-- please don't mistake this for my master thesis. earlier did you pronounce antithesis right? great. i thought you'd missed it. but i think you get the jist of it. earlier i referenced darwin, who went to the Galapagos,even though people told him Not to go. "get off me" he said. we are going southward. "please observe the fish, with gills. we can cook them on grills." God.
don't send me to hell. but if i end up there Oh well. hooray. my words are a boomerang. this is a harangue. i can arrange a hanging. only if you refuse to heed my hollow directives. and after the hanging an investigation will be conducted by an honest detective. he has heard of it all before. but this particular crime scene would be horrendous. due to how the neck looks. i haven't thought this out. i don't even have hash. it's 915 so in 15 minutes it will be half past. i don't care if i look like a hack..
i think it's intrinsic that my style is insipid. if you don't read the whole thing,i will disapprove,of your indifference. i will then become infuriated.. your intelligence is inexplicable.. that being said? i'm sure you're crazy. hey baby. why the icicle vibes? we could 've gone on a tricycle ride. but instead you decided to tear out my heart and spite me inside. that's a couplet about a female but it's illegitimate. because it never happened. but i'm ill; deal with it..
just join me in a juxtaposition of all things joyful. you can place them right next to all things that annoy you. jerry rice was the best receiver of all time. discuss. if you don't think so then you're jealous,and your opinions disgust. just shaking off rust. i'm usually mellow but i get jaded,when i find fruit in my jello. i hate it. i'd Rather have the Plain stuff. Beyonce-- Jay's slut. She straightens her hair which indirectly lowers the self-esteem of african american girls Everywhere. discuss. i know. it's tough. i am the jack of all trades. my rhymes are so hot it's like a jalapeno flave..
K's are harder than you might think. i practiced karate in kentucky but all my instructors?, were too rough with me. and they also rushed me. so i quit and just watched kat williams do a stand-up in kansas city. while eating krispy kreme's. they didn't allow pets in,but i brought my cat in & pet my kitty. isn't this comedy killing you softly.. el oh el..
you loser. how didju Lose her? let me guess your lack of love was a liability. and that bouquet of lilacs didn't make up for never listening. and now you have to live with it. or based on your suicidal lamenting,maybe die with it. was 'er name loretta? cool. that's what i named my beretta. i lie. i've been lackadaisical with regards to refilling my lorazepam prescription lately. this could be a factor as to why you hate me. i never told unbornbuddha but i have lupus. which is ten times worse than just puking up mucus. i'm loopy. never lucid. i like the disassociation associated with roofies. i chew them..
drug music therapeutic to the user. please take this moment to take note of my minutiae. i pop molly.and dance inta the moonlight. must stay moist with hydration or end up in the mortuary. you know the old coroner's joke?-the more the merrier. or maybe that was the cemetery. on another note, i could never see myself getting married. too much of a misfit. plus mommy cut me with scis-sors right on my dick tip. you should've been there. i can't believe you missed it. you know this really isn't something you should mimic. keep in mind it has to all come from your mind. keep it up. you're doing magnificent. even if i attack you in maLicious ways, you keep things benevolent. rather than malevolent. much obliged..
i'm glad you could put my neuroticism aside. this cypher has been one heck of a nasty ride. no longer. never in my life have i flowed stronger. i am a narcoleptic. i nitpick the habits of necrophiliacs. nelly would have a knack for rapping this crap. oh there's a K-i wish i could go back. i suck but you are wack. you are a nerd. i'm losing energy. i have no nouns and no verbs.
on top of that,... OH i finish later

[Xyakan]

Stained memories,forever living.
Everything is pain and never loving.

[Wise Wiggles]

Feeling royal, like the cigarettes I'm puffing.
Think my sanity's cracking. THIS much pressure?
Busting. Acceptance. Numbing. Extra fucking
ethereal substance. Terestial huffer. Meant to say hover
lol sweet dreams on elm if u think ur beds a safe cover
gave the world hell and the devil gave suffer
you were there when I fell on my face uncle
I have scars from it
that's why, the intelligent stay humble
all that's left is insane, chaos if you paddle right
char a dab. Star collapse. Hang off satellite
is there future? wanna take off, rattle sky
great job. Atta' guy! You made it through
the bright puddle of your mind's puzzle
we're all insane but you.
you think this pain is new? You think fate is skewed?
Is one death enough to break the glue
and for me, if this ain't sacred, then who?
Who deserves my blood and energy
everyone alive wants something never seen
this humble tethering. I'm stumped though.
you never think this will happen to you.
the way accidents do. All these stars aligning
martyr. giant. your heart decids to break off in parts
in islands. everything ended last August 19th.
just faint little fragments, some scenes
I mean holy shit, these planets are mean
I want to know just who captains your team?
K, now he's dead... how's life looking now?
Ain't it beautiful, the stupid now
It's only now. All those plans ain't going down
lol views have changed with tide and wind
reanimate yourself everyday. Feel alive again

[Split Eight]

loitered stoopside til the tar blistered and the stars misaligned
in the smog's thickness, navy carpets pockmarked by wine.
broaden your mind until youre swallowed into surroundings
stop & decide when to call it for all it's amounting