*ITT: I will tell you what defense mechanism(s) you frequently use, and possibly why you use them*

[PancakeBrah]

V/ zygote

Veritas steady taking L's

[Seyance]

Go on..

[Darth Yoda]

you ignored
me

[Destroyer]

lol @ the evolution argument carrying over into this thread
VERITAS, all of your arguments against evolution are very easily countered with a simple google search.
why should we take stock in what you say and more importantly, why do you?

[NYCSPITZ]

please return to praising my OM verse that I wrote "omg black ur godly *bust a nut*"

...oops that was nyc?

ur OMs suck by the way

[veritas]

Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

please return to praising my OM verse that I wrote "omg black ur godly *bust a nut*"

...oops that was nyc?

ur OMs suck by the way

you are a talented writer...who it turns out just happens to be a douchebag.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

please return to praising my OM verse that I wrote "omg black ur godly *bust a nut*"

...oops that was nyc?

ur OMs suck by the way

Rawr.

[Destroyer]

this is my favorite VERITAS argument though
"I've never seen it happen. Has anyone?"

you should take this logic and point it towards some of your other beliefs

[Darth Yoda]

no AM NOT CRISTIAN

[Certain]

Originally Posted by Darth Yoda

no AM NOT CRISTIAN

Accept the Lord Jesus into your life so that your soul does not burn in the fires of eternity, my child.

[Lars]

good lord this thread got GAYED very quickly

[veritas]

you are all proving yourselves fools to me.


Evolution is a lie. We did not evolve from monkeys who did not evolve from birds who did not evolve from fish who did not evolve from bacteria which did not evolve from...wait...how did that get here...? God!? or maybe Aliens seeded the planet...but who made the aliens?

the whole point is that even IF evolution was true (which it aint) you can't use it to deny God.


the fact is...evolution is a theory. there has to be the law of repeatability in effect, which this has ZERO.

it is a lie.


furthermore...dead at all of you being so against christianity, while considering yourselves so enlightened and yet believing in evolution. logic fail.

carry on.

[Rawn MD]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you are all proving yourselves fools to me.


Evolution is a lie. We did not evolve from monkeys who did not evolve from birds who did not evolve from fish who did not evolve from bacteria which did not evolve from...wait...how did that get here...? God!? or maybe Aliens seeded the planet...but who made the aliens?

the whole point is that even IF evolution was true (which it aint) you can't use it to deny God.


the fact is...evolution is a theory. there has to be the law of repeatability in effect, which this has ZERO.

it is a lie.

Have to disagree, how do some ppl have vestigial tales, moreover why r they predominately Asians

[StarFaggot]

Be specific w me.

[Meth]

Show me the light please

[veritas]

pm me meth.

[Sn00p]

Me?

[Diode]

oh my fucking god you deny the fossil record

here is your prize:

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Diode

oh my fucking god you deny the fossil record

here is your prize:

Carbon dating does not take into account a radical change in the earth. Like the flood. Also dinosaur fossils only ever found on the top layer....why?

[uh-oh]

i dont get why veritas thinks that if you think evolution is correct, you hate christianity

i'm indifferent. i don't like organised religion at all. but i don't hate the people who have there views and beliefs, and i don't hate there views and beliefs

i just find them silly. both their views and the people with them.

i just ate two tuna fish sandwiches. they are gonna evolve into diarhea during the night.

but word veritas, question.

what would prove evolution to you?

you can't just make evolution happen in a single human lifetime. so would you need all the skeletons from ape to man? where each skeleton when compared to the previous you see no change, but 1000 skeletons later if you compared that skeleton to the first, and so on and so on

im high

but word you'd basically need to look at a slideshow of 1 billion skeletons or some shit.

me im ALOOF

what oh shit theres a HOBBIT OH SHIT

WHAT that ape walked on two legs and threw rocks at shit? huh

whatttt neanderthals are a different species????

thats what i think alot of people don't get about the whole thing. we are a skinny branch on the family tree of some weirdo ocean mold

all of these species we find might not be related. but we can see how other species evolve over time, and we can see that all creatures evolved

but i mean the bibles dope tho cuz adam was a G

the story of adam and eve is really about masterbation

cuz adam had LILLITH THO before eve was made. adam used to beat that shit up. she was his equal tho. and she was like wtf, why can't i be on top? and adam was like cuz i run this duh. so she got pissed and fled the garden, turned into a demon and was known for snatching children in the night. when parents tuck there kids in and sing them a lullaby they are saying ancient magic keeping lillith away. it literally meant "lillith away" thats what lullaby is.

so anyway, lillith is gone, and adam is alone in the garden. he don't got no pussy so he's down and out. god creates eve from his rib making him have dominance over her, but also YO its a metaphor because when he bangs her, he's fucking himself. aka beating off

so its condoning beating off when bitches dip and morph to demons

evolution

lillith evolved