ITT I HAVE A DATE THIS SATURDAY WITH A BROWN SKIN SRI LANKAN GIRL I WOULD LIKE TO PEN

[Ghost1]

Hahahaha

Hahahahahahahahaa.

Post MOAR

Plz tell me u still have that pic of Karp and Sacajawea

[Geno]

does she squirt?

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Darth Yoda

telll her u think shes neat and then blush.


tell her ull show her da world lolz

be like hang on tight bbyz 8-)


then go so fast in ur car lmao shel be like whoa bagz slow down................................ ........ ......

ur like lmao i was jk then GO FAST AGAIN LMAO shes like bagz.......... whoaaaaaaa hahaha

then like downshift if u dont have stick ur gay but its ok just petend to downshift....


get to a bar, and make jokes bout how ppl lame dere....

ake sure to build rapport with the bartender or waiter.... shell be impressed @ how witti u r like damn dis dude is so...0o0o0 kewl lol ....

make sure to flex everytime a big guy walks by, order something for her, somethings strong with rum in it, prob 1 of the mixed drinks, slupr urs down like w hore.


get readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


then yeah dont do gay sidehugs at bar on stool....faggot..if u do that....wow jk you're not a faggot. ive been so rude latly............ then just break the glass on her head and be like ooh shes passed out! hahahaha bouncer like SHE GOTTA GO DUDE! take her out be like "i got her dont worry guys" then just tickle her whyile shes asleep lmao shell be passed out but her body will sense it ..but cant do nothing, shell wake up with her stomach hurt....then shut her eyelids like a dead corpse and say 'good night sweet princess' then drive home really fast its funny cuz her body will move around cause no seatbelt and shemight hit her head. when she wakes up she'll be so embarrassed.

lol

lmmfao wow

Make sure she calls you bags tho.

she can Only call u Tony after the penetration.

[veritas]

Pull out your dick without being asked to amd start crying. Then elbow punch her in the neck.

[Pent uP]

She looks like an everyday version of Dania Ramirez from Heros

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1268158/

[Geno]

hut yo, that bitch better squirt

Always worksfor me when I go somewhere nice for dinner and have drinks after, its pretty straight forward but im good at conversation so it works for me. Ill only try to kiss on the first date nothing more, that way she respects you for respecting her. Works every time for me, by 2nd/3rd date im balls deep in the holiest of holes

[Flow]

Originally Posted by Darth Yoda

telll her u think shes neat and then blush.


tell her ull show her da world lolz

be like hang on tight bbyz 8-)


then go so fast in ur car lmao shel be like whoa bagz slow down................................ ........ ......

ur like lmao i was jk then GO FAST AGAIN LMAO shes like bagz.......... whoaaaaaaa hahaha

then like downshift if u dont have stick ur gay but its ok just petend to downshift....


get to a bar, and make jokes bout how ppl lame dere....

ake sure to build rapport with the bartender or waiter.... shell be impressed @ how witti u r like damn dis dude is so...0o0o0 kewl lol ....

make sure to flex everytime a big guy walks by, order something for her, somethings strong with rum in it, prob 1 of the mixed drinks, slupr urs down like w hore.


get readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


then yeah dont do gay sidehugs at bar on stool....faggot..if u do that....wow jk you're not a faggot. ive been so rude latly............ then just break the glass on her head and be like ooh shes passed out! hahahaha bouncer like SHE GOTTA GO DUDE! take her out be like "i got her dont worry guys" then just tickle her whyile shes asleep lmao shell be passed out but her body will sense it ..but cant do nothing, shell wake up with her stomach hurt....then shut her eyelids like a dead corpse and say 'good night sweet princess' then drive home really fast its funny cuz her body will move around cause no seatbelt and shemight hit her head. when she wakes up she'll be so embarrassed.

lol

LMAO crying in the office with laughter...

also @Dominate don't think I aint see your post fam, I aint duckin, what bitch you reppin brah, my ideas have the results nahameen

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Flo Real

LMAO crying in the office with laughter...

me to i just read that hsit again, that shit is hilarious best post by far in here

[Flow]

Which says a lot when looking at the one fig posted earlier too lol

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Flo Real

Which says a lot when looking at the one fig posted earlier too lol

yeah the fig i thought was going to go into the lol hof but after that post i was like holy shit this out funnies the other

2 quality posts tho for sure

[Flow]

I want to read it again but my boss is too close by...

[...the Nagger]

she looks a little old

[Ghost1]

The munster eye is uncanny!

Shes 30.

[...the Nagger]

u lookin for a wife bags?

[Strikta]

If he is, I hope it ain't w/ ol' girl.

That's a hit n' dip move.

[anime_boners]

Originally Posted by Figurative

So do the downtown stroll thing, hold her hand. Get her a nice meal. Let her be spontaneous and explore the city like a youth, finding alleyways and climbing flights of steps to building rooftops. Stand there for a while. Appreciate her gleaming radiance intensified by the moonlight. Brush the hair from her face. Whisper sweet things to her that have been trivialized through repetition, but hold sincerety through your cadence and tone. Kiss her. Mean it. Involve yourself 100% emotionally in this girl. Leave nothing of yourself to hold onto. Give it up to her, like a Goddess. Like a vital extension of your being. Marry her bags. In all honesty, a civil union as imprudent as marriage serves no justice to the bond you two will hold... but it is the only statement you know to make which is close enough. Let her move in with you.... no.... no dont.... you two will move into a place of your own. You will explore one another. Every moment with her will be spent in pure visceral reaction and primal joy. Even her sorrow will be an ecstasy for you. Dance with her. Sing the song you wouldn't normally sing. Forget the world exists. Keep her from it. It didn't deserve her anyway. Then one day, go to work. Be anxious to return. Slide into your house and find her fucking your neighbor, Jamal. Experience an intense rage. Instantly control it, and use it to defeat the mega-nig, who doesn't visit the gym nearly as much as you but is 4 times as brolic and bad as you. Defeat him. Wear his face as a mask (kinda like King from tekken). Fuck your women with that nigger mask on. Make her scream till her voice is riddled to a depleted rasp. Shave her head. Eat all of the hair. Just eat it. Now eat her. In the sexual way of course. Pull the gene simmons tonguearoo on her and tap her peneal gland with your tongue, instantly opening all her chakras in a vibrant display of pure euphoria and orgasm. She will then be in her final form, in which state, she can fly. Now ride her to space. Fly straight through the atmosphere and instantly experience an icy, frozen death. But you two will freeze together, to stroll the cosmos in your own capsule for eternity, or until an asteroid eventually comes your way. Either way, you will spend you final breath on her.

And that is honestly how i think it should go

this is literally the only answer to dating advice threads on the internet, from now until forever.

[Ghost1]

Nah i aint even lookin for a gf...lol i just met this little emo girl in this mtg for work too....this job is swell.