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#81 |
ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,563
Battle Record: 14-25
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Pretty sure I beat sacrafice on RB like my first week in SS...it was either him or soulstice I believe
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#82 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
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Bladed Thesis went 3-1. sacrifice only lost to Frank.
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#83 | |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
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A handful of people on this list probably competed in fewer than 10 topical battles. Show me where the original Defc0n or Sordswinga competed in a topical battle. I can tell you The Infinite Flow definitely didn't. (You might be thinking of RapMusic's Infinite Truth, who deserves a place on this list.) Even namix, as good as he is, told me he's only been in a handful of topical battles. It seems like you're omitting some people from here on the basis of "THEY WEREN'T AROUND BACK WHEN!" Yet you left off oats and Soulstice, who are more talented than half this list and did compete actively against a lot of these people. Furthermore, their bona fides have been well established in others. Topical battling barely existed before 2000, and it didn't start modernizing into the more complex styles we see now until 2003. So I think includinng someone like sordswinga, who was a trailblazer but not a topical battler, is sort of like saying KRS-One is the greatest Grind Time-style battler ever. (Aside: I'm guessing they were oversights, but you missed RIKOSHAY and Fracture.) This was my list from Aero's thread: 1. Richard Corey 2. RIKOSHAY 3. TaLi 4. SacriFICE 5. eN?gMa 6. Vern Acular 7. dead man 8. E2 9. Atheist 10. BlackJesus 11. Peril~Eyes 12. FaTHeR FLoW 13. Pulse 14. Warren Worthington III 15. oatmeal 16. Baron Mynd 17. Jowelz 18. Pent uP 19. Fracture 20. Three-Planes-Aligned I'd edit that to move Three-Planes-Aligned up a little after checking out more from him. And I'd be willing to put zygote on the list just based on what I've seen here.
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#84 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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ill slay anybody on that list with my nigga @El Pancake with ease my nigga. tell me I hve an enormous ego agen. it wunt fair well BISH
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#85 |
6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,541
Battle Record: 3-5
Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015)
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Y'all really love this shit huh..
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#86 |
6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,541
Battle Record: 3-5
Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015)
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Pretty soon y'all will start making Textcee cards and battling each other based off topical stats and rhyme skills.
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#87 |
6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,541
Battle Record: 3-5
Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015)
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Are you going to make holographic cards for the really good people?
What about Textcee action figures that come with a topical starter kit? Are they as collectible as baseball cards? Are these rankings real? |
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#88 |
6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,541
Battle Record: 3-5
Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015)
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"Triple post faggot"
- Faggot |
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#89 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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whooaoaoaa proft yew really funny dude!!!! HAHAH! woooahahoahahahaha how prof prof get so FUNNI? hehe!! BB EXCITE
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#90 |
6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,541
Battle Record: 3-5
Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015)
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Can I catch them all?
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#91 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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WJOOOA PROF Lolzors. FUCKA FUNNI
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#92 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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keep go prof dunt stop bb :)
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#93 |
6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,541
Battle Record: 3-5
Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015)
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Are these people rich now from all these Internet accomplishments? I want in on the money what the actual fuck guise
I didn't know how srs rhyming on the net was. Holy crap. Where have I been? |
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#94 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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lmao iget it cuz dey not makin da monii rite lmao prof!! sill sill profiachio
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#95 |
6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,541
Battle Record: 3-5
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#96 |
ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,563
Battle Record: 14-25
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Bb da troll gawd
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#97 | |
LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: CRUMPETVILLE
Posts: 8,608
Battle Record: 28-3
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- The Winter Topical
- Topical Martyrs
- Lime Green Poetry Association
- Lyric Olympics
- Art of Writing League
- Guerrilla Writing League (2x)
- Black August II
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I made a list of a potential fifty, it wasn't whittled down at all or put into any order, just a list of some of the best to have done it. I actually like Soulstice, he's a cool kid, but he isn't anywhere near some of the guys named on here and I've not seen him beat anyone in my top ten.
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#98 |
6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,541
Battle Record: 3-5
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#99 |
The Grinch
Join Date: Aug 2014
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#100 | |
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
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Granted RR and RMBVA are 90% rubbish. I think you could compile a Top 30 where everyone on it would have real talent I might do this lol
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