THE ROAST OF CLAYTON HAGGARD AKA MALCOLM TECHS

[Batty]

This nigga is the waterboy for the bear calvary

Lookin like Honey Boo Boo ' s moms singing for Disturbed

Weigh ton

Lookin like he head butted a wasp ' s nest with his face

Lookin like he got a Ken doll pussy under his blue leopard print skirt

Lookin like he tried to bench press depression and folded

lookin like a gay echidna

This nigga looks up "faggot stuff" on ebay with reasonable buy-it-now options

Lookin like he got cottage cheese feet with veggie chip toenails

Lookin like he cried at the end of Finding Nemo

Lookin like he got his street cred from Captain Planet's crew

Looking like wears strawberry jam vests and slip-n-slides on Melba toast

Lookin like a Charmin tissue bear with chest zits

Lookin like a postpartum depression koala

Lookin like he duct tapes a Go Pro to his neck and tries to film himself going down on himself

This nigga prints out pictures of Sailor Moon and Jacks off on them

Nigga lookin like Freddy from iCarly at a Mine craft rave

[anime_boners]

destroyed @ psyduck lips

[YDK]

Can some somebody please confirm if this the dude half the kids off the Recess cartoon is modelled afte?

[~RustyGunZ~]

V/batty

[veritas]

V/ batty

postpartum koala ether.

[Vulgar]

Lookin like a baby polar bear contracted measles from sniffing Vince Vaughns asshole

[anime_boners]

nigga reppin piru so hard even his lips red

[El Muffin]

Omfg tell me this nigga dont look like John Wayne Gacy in the animal print hoody loool

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lookin like Dr Frankenstein went on Chopped and got a mystery basket with bacon, pork butt, raspberry jam and a meteorite

Lookin like the man in the moon created a burger grease monsoon

Lookin like Gally from The Maze Runner ate all the other kids and bathed in Griever acid

Lookin like he eats Strikta dinners on an even lower budget

Let's zipper heads play Chinese checkers on his face with Cheez Ballz in exchange for knock off snapbacks

Lookin like an octopus laid hands on the kidd

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by topkek

@iBeenWavy on Twitter



kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics

spoiler: has no girl

Lookin like he found the remote from Click and is extremely frazzled there isn't a delete button

[anime_boners]

When bae won't help pop your back, chest, stomache, or face acne

[~RustyGunZ~]

Dead @ his eyebrows changing shape throughout pictures

Ole "gimme the happy animeboner avy" at a woman's salon ass wigga

He's such a fucking faggot he tweezes his eyebrows in the shape of a rainbow

[veritas]

Big smo + rosie o donnell = hick hop bull dyke.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lookin like Gladys Bentleys sperm went airborne in Detroit

Lookin like a kid with cerebral palsy drew Eric Cartmen

Lookin like Chunks final form

Lookin like a deflated airheads logo

[El Muffin]

loool

last one got me

[Batty]

Knuck killin it. Dead @ stomach acne and Big Smo too.


This nigga counts his first sexual experience as the time he tricked a border collie into eating a Nutella-coated Snausage out of his butthole.

Looking like the nigga that killed by the venom Dino in the Jeep on Jurassic Park.

Lookin like a live action Jigglypuff

Lookin like his lip gloss is made from Lalaloopsy period

This nigga lookin like one of Shrek's sons

Lookin like he trained the Rancor Monster on Return of the Jedi

Lookin like got a fanny pack full of them crackers you put spreadable cheese on with a red plastic stick

Face Lookin like an RL Stine book cover

this nigga got zits with their own dicks

Lookin like Robert Paulson just got transferred to public school

Lookin like he been scuba diving in Wendy's chili with a corn dog snorkel

Nigga lookin like Stay Puft Marshmallowman abandoned his post

This niggas class ring is a Funyon dipped in BBQ sauce

this nigga getting cake batter enemas on the reg

this nigga daddy is Gold Dust from WWE.

this nigga got candy apple chapstick and funnel cake whitening strips

this nigga got zits under his fingernails

This nigga probably smelling like cheese dust and lonely nights

[Rawn MD]

is the sole material witness on the side of acutane in defense against the class action law suite for patients who now havbe chrons disease due to use of the medication.

He states the due to not being able to take the medication not only did he suffer from a host of dermatological issues, but also developed the sole case chrons disease of the face.

Is now suffering from suicidal ideology, and severe depression along with social anxiety disorder and agrophobia

Has become an leperous outcast to society

Needs to change, and alter his identiy via photoshop, and poor henna tattoos to gain momentary acceptance.

Can not go to airports or travel via mass transport due suspesion of smuggling and exposure to polonium.

Wears a bell around his neck the size of a cowbell to alert others of his presence.

Claims its his 'Jesus Peice,' but only is the last Baal worshipper.

Spent a large amount of his childhood in the burn unit of the nearest veternary clinic.

Ebola laid latent in the deep cavernous blackhead which, untill it popped and escaped, was his sole black friend, which also gave him fashion tips.

He is the result of a long accumulated pus globule which took shape as a human.

Is proof positive that even the simplest parasitic organisms can manipulate their forms to gain advantage over the host.

A human petrie dish of putrification, pus, and blood left to ferment.

He grosses more the aero's year in one day on looks alone.

[Vulgar]

Originally Posted by Batty

this nigga got zits with their own dicks

lololol

[El Muffin]

hahaha

even rawns gettin in on it. and in top form. i died @Batty n rawns diagnosis

[E Tha Real]

Lookin like the michelin man as a sad jets fan.

Looks like a great white whale watching the notebook

Lookin like the last guy picked in dodge ball his whole life

Lookin like a koala bear with downsyndrome

Lookin like so much ass they just put the tramp stamp anywhere

:)