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Old 11-07-2013, 02:48 PM   #61
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Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some have chosen to see it as the final proof of the NON-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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Old 11-07-2013, 02:50 PM   #62
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Old 11-07-2013, 02:58 PM   #63
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Old 11-07-2013, 03:06 PM   #64
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if all of this has already happened, why do you still choose to be a faggot the second time around?
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Old 11-07-2013, 03:09 PM   #65
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Old 11-07-2013, 03:35 PM   #66
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Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some have chosen to see it as the final proof of the NON-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
"God does not, nor ever refuse to prove he exists" I said as I put my delicious bacon cheese burger down, with three bites gone. I turned in the booth and looked out the window at the edge of the Universe.
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Old 11-07-2013, 03:41 PM   #67
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Now I understand.
please prove to me that you do sir.
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:08 PM   #68
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@Witty I just realized you're back and we just talked on here the other day. Fucking drugs. You go to the family reunion? I missed it on purpose. I couldn't deal with Aunt Pookie's fat ass.
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And yeah, a brief window of boarding opportunity over the last 5 days, i have been dying from the flu, i genuinely thought i was having my last day on earth a few days ago, being high while having a fever is a strange feeling, it was so weird lol
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:14 PM   #69
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"A common response from Christian philosophers, such as Norman Geisler or Richard Swinburne is that the paradox assumes a wrong definition of omnipotence. Omnipotence, they say, does not mean that God can do anything at all but, rather, that he can do anything that's possible according to his nature. The distinction is important. God cannot perform logical absurdities; he cannot, for instance, make 1+1=3. Likewise, God cannot make a being greater than himself because he is, by definition, the greatest possible being. God is limited in his actions to his nature. The Bible supports this, they assert, in passages such as Hebrews 6:18 which says it is "impossible for God to lie."

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I can't prove it. I just wanted to seem smart :(

And @Witty I know the feeling. One time back in high school I smoked some weed with strep throat. Worst mistake in my drug use history. The coughs were fucking terrible. But you'll kick that flu's ass don't worry.
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