DEBATING ON GOING FOR THE WHALING PRIZE CATCH OF THE YEAR.....NOT SURE HOW TO ASK HER - Page 3

veritas · 08-10-2013, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TYSON

Backoff fuckboy for real call me racist then a jiggaboo lol u lame as fuck...

I am not racist at all; you are you insipid spade grape drinking ape! Now....answer the question.

veritas · 08-10-2013, 09:06 PM

Bags I dare you to skeet in her belly well

SiK · 08-10-2013, 09:10 PM

Turn her into a Sperm Whale

veritas · 08-10-2013, 09:18 PM

Donkey punch the whale then perform the three legged field goal.

Ghost1 · 08-10-2013, 09:21 PM

Define 3legged field goal?

SiK · 08-10-2013, 09:24 PM

Just ask for a rust trombone and call it an evening

God Of War · 08-10-2013, 09:48 PM

tell her to the fair and bring her in front of that insulting clown that disses people and see what his guess is

veritas · 08-10-2013, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Define 3legged field goal?

Really?

You get her to stand up spread her legs...stand up in front of her slap her hard in the cooch with your wang then skeet on the carpet in between her legs.

Untold · 08-10-2013, 09:55 PM

Bring you dog to the Vet with her. And once the Vets done weighing your pup be like...

"HAHAHAHAHA! WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY TO WEIGH OURSELVES? LETS SEE IF THIS DOES HUMANS TO!"

Push her on the scale, kind of stand in her weigh<(that's a play on words. See what I did there??? ;) And before she knows it, her weight will have popped up and then you scream...

"HAHAHAHAHA! BABY! YOU WEIGH 1747594837 LBS!"

She'll feel embarassed, you'll feel empowered and then she knows, you know and now that elephant in the room is her.

Full proof. Got me?

Ghost1 · 08-10-2013, 09:59 PM

Lol i lold twice at that post. Well done.

veritas · 08-10-2013, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VERITAS

Really?

You get her to stand up spread her legs...stand up in front of her slap her hard in the cooch with your wang then skeet on the carpet in between her legs.

Its gooood!

Wise Wiggles · 08-10-2013, 11:30 PM

Ask that bitch. Just say: you big ol bitch how much you pushing?

Strikta · 08-10-2013, 11:59 PM

Pretty sure I hold the record on this.

Back in like 04'.. bitch was bedrest fat but had that guap.

Bitch was like 4 hundo w/ the CPAP oxygen machine & all.

Scooter equipped.

Pussy smelled like sewage but a nigga was caked the fuck up, u dig?

Wise Wiggles · 08-11-2013, 12:00 AM

That shit is fucking gross dude.

Strikta · 08-11-2013, 12:02 AM

I don't give a fuck.

It was between me & her.. & now ya'll.. cuz I never told my boys.

But yo, idgaf.

Strikta · 08-11-2013, 12:04 AM

& it was all well worth it imo.. I ran that disability check for like 6 months.. & spent up all her inheritance on dumb shit.

I was fucking king in 04 & ppl were hating hard.. like wtf @ this nigga here.. I was balling out of my mind.

08-11-2013, 12:08 AM

@Strikta was she this big?

Strikta · 08-11-2013, 12:09 AM

That's actually pinpoint accurate, yes.

Well... maybe a tad smaller than that. Maybe.

veritas · 08-11-2013, 12:18 AM

This confirms my public judgements of you further timothy.

Swerve · 08-11-2013, 12:22 AM

I couldn't even....

Like I would do a lot of things for money...

But that's just...wow.

08-10-2013, 09:55 PM	#49
Untold Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 865 Battle Record: 10-7 Rep Power: 0	Bring you dog to the Vet with her. And once the Vets done weighing your pup be like... "HAHAHAHAHA! WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY TO WEIGH OURSELVES? LETS SEE IF THIS DOES HUMANS TO!" Push her on the scale, kind of stand in her weigh<(that's a play on words. See what I did there??? ;) And before she knows it, her weight will have popped up and then you scream... "HAHAHAHAHA! BABY! YOU WEIGH 1747594837 LBS!" She'll feel embarassed, you'll feel empowered and then she knows, you know and now that elephant in the room is her. Full proof. Got me? __________________ MT

08-10-2013, 11:30 PM	#52
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Ask that bitch. Just say: you big ol bitch how much you pushing? __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

08-11-2013, 12:00 AM	#54
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	That shit is fucking gross dude. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

08-11-2013, 12:22 AM	#60
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,874 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920327	I couldn't even.... Like I would do a lot of things for money... But that's just...wow. __________________ No Cap Gang.

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08-10-2013, 09:10 PM	#43
SiK Sergeant Slaughter Join Date: Mar 1986 Posts: 1,913 Battle Record: 13-4 Rep Power: 3648788	Turn her into a Sperm Whale

08-10-2013, 09:24 PM	#46
SiK Sergeant Slaughter Join Date: Mar 1986 Posts: 1,913 Battle Record: 13-4 Rep Power: 3648788	Just ask for a rust trombone and call it an evening

08-10-2013, 09:48 PM	#47
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	tell her to the fair and bring her in front of that insulting clown that disses people and see what his guess is

08-10-2013, 11:59 PM	#53
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Pretty sure I hold the record on this. Back in like 04'.. bitch was bedrest fat but had that guap. Bitch was like 4 hundo w/ the CPAP oxygen machine & all. Scooter equipped. Pussy smelled like sewage but a nigga was caked the fuck up, u dig?

08-11-2013, 12:02 AM	#55
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	I don't give a fuck. It was between me & her.. & now ya'll.. cuz I never told my boys. But yo, idgaf.

08-11-2013, 12:04 AM	#56
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	& it was all well worth it imo.. I ran that disability check for like 6 months.. & spent up all her inheritance on dumb shit. I was fucking king in 04 & ppl were hating hard.. like wtf @ this nigga here.. I was balling out of my mind.

08-11-2013, 12:08 AM	#57
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	@Strikta was she this big?

08-11-2013, 12:09 AM	#58
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	That's actually pinpoint accurate, yes. Well... maybe a tad smaller than that. Maybe.