Aye Karaoke

[Tic]

Gone @ 'who the hell is bags' lol.

[Ghost1]

Lol dead

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Dre

I was like this nigga bags yo

girl was like "who the hell is bags"

lmaooo

[El Muffin]

Fkn gone

That behemoth

[Hush]

there is some bafoonery afoot

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Hush

there is some bafoonery afoot

I'm trying to keep racist stuff out of my threads these days vic

Please no more monkey jokes

[Amen.]

dead ass

true story

got the 21 questions after that

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

I'm trying to keep racist stuff out of my threads these days vic

Please no more monkey jokes

lmao the fucj?

are u trying to triple reverse troll me bro

are u implying bafoonery was only capable of being done by a colored person


am I high and confused

clear this up man bcuz u know I saw the other thread

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Hush

lmao the fucj?

are u trying to triple reverse troll me bro

are u implying bafoonery was only capable of being done by a colored person


am I high and confused

clear this up man bcuz u know I saw the other thread

Nah I was the high and confused one

I thought you said baboonery

[Ghost1]

Hahaha was legit reading anxiously hoping I'd be the one who got to say baboonery

FUCK. Let down again. WHY LAMA THE LIME!?! WHY!?!

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Bags

Hahaha was legit reading anxiously hoping I'd be the one who got to say baboonery

FUCK. Let down again. WHY LAMA THE LIME!?! WHY!?!

FUCK YOU!

YOU WILL NOT BLAME LAMA THE LIME FOR YOUR MISSED OPPORTUNITIES!!

I KNEW YOU WOULD RUIN THIS FOR US!!!!!!!

hate u ryt now bags.

just don't talk to me.

[Ghost1]

U don't know him like I do bro. He doesn't dance on my screen. He doesn't dance on my screen at all.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Bags

U don't know him like I do bro. He doesn't dance on my screen. He doesn't dance on my screen at all.

but y

[Ghost1]

It's not the same for me when I log in.

I've said too much.



he's watching.

[Witty]

oh great thanks for dragging me in to this.

jesus christ.

I AM TOO BUSY TO BE HIDING FROM A DANCING FUCKING LIME BAGS.

TOO FUCKING BUSY.

oh sry job can't come in today have to relocate my entire fucking family.

i hope you fucking die bags.

[Ghost1]

I'll tell u about it witness. Just this once.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Bags

I'll tell u about it witness. Just this once.

ok.

tell me.

[Ghost1]

That lime has been in the corner of my screen for years now. He used to dance. When I first signed up he would dance. We would sit around and think of punchlines about guns and xmen & sportscenter highlights until the days flew off the calendar. Sometimes when I would be doing really good he would have moraccas in his hands. It was awesome. I thought every1 had him but no1 said anything about him......so niether did i. Then I remember I lost my first ever battle arena title shot to Alvin Karpis and that's wen he stopped dancing. Wen I would log in he would say things like....BACK FROM HIDING COWARD!??! and wen I would log out he would say...FAGOT ASS QUITTER ....so....after a while I just stayed logged in.....for days......into nights...into days.....when I started losing my rematch against Alvin Karpis for the battle arena belt which I earned after champing a 16 man contenders tourney.....he told me to pm broke Lesnar and destroyer for votes......he told me.....that I'd never have any accomps in my champ slots of I didnt. So I did. I did wat lama the lime told me too. Until I got to the finals of the legendary scripts tourney vs veritas.....I told him....NO LAMA THE LIME I CAN BEAT HIM FAIR......5 min later I received an email of a video showing my mother butt naked duck taped to a work bench an a man wearing a giant lime costume holding a hammer. I pleaded with lama.....I begged him to let her go...finally after I pmd broke Lesnar and destroyer to vote for me he let her go........she doesn't walk much these days tho. But he started dancing again. For a time. He would send me notifications with new alias accounts I should create or who I should call a fagot on a regular basis. I obliged these requests. Knowing I was hurting others but also knowing it was the only way to keep my family safe. One time I changed my skin to the orange soda skin and my dog got run over by a tank...... I changed it back to the lime. He was waiting. No longer dancing. Just sitting there. Glaring at me. He hasn't said a word to me in 2 yrs. He just watches. Everyday I fear for those around me. Once I saw him dump a vat of boiling oil onto an infant after I gave rican theoryz a no sho loss in the newbie tourney I ran in 2013. Idk wats even real anymore. After I beat beyond in the keystyle tourney he wore an eye patch for a month chanting alpha voodoo curses. I watched him log into cronus administration control panel and delta votes against cronus. He drove Cale faction to brooklyn. He filed the insubordination papers against muff at his oil drilling job. DON'T YOU FUCKING GET IT!?!? HE GAVE PANCAKE BRAH HIS FIRST SET OF DUMBELLS...SPLIT 8 AN SHARP 9 USED TO BE ONE PERSIN...HE SPLIT THEM IN 2 WITH A VHS OF GOOD WILL HUNTING AN A PHILLY CHEESE STEAK....HE KNOWS WHETHER KARAOKE IS REALLY BLACK.OR NOT.....HE CIRCUMCISED KNUCK AT HIS BARMITZVAH ... HE SENDS LARS EMAILS ABOUT SNUFF FILMS ON GERMAN WEBSITES..... HUSH HAS ATTEMPTED TO MOVE OUT OF HIS MOM'S HOUSE FOR YEARS BUT LAMA THE LIME HAS CANCELLED LEASE CHECKS DESTROYED CREDIT RECORDS THREATENED BUILDING MANAGERS....DESTROYER WAS 19 IN 2011 WHEN HE SIGNED UP HERE....HE'S THE REASON WHY MUSTACHIA IS A BATTERED HOUSE WIFE....HE BOUGHT NEIGHBOR HIS FIRST DUNGEONS AN DRAGONS BOARD GAME AND SENT CHYEAHHH THE TIN FOIL HAT. DIODES COUCH? YEA LAMA THE LIME. ORCS FIENDISHLY GOOD LOOKS? MADE A DEAL WITH THE LIME. ON MURDA SHO SCREEN THE LIME IS HOLDING PISTOLS. AN THEY FIRE REAL BULLETS. STRIKTA ONCE SUCKED LAMA THE LIME OFF FOR 13.50. NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THAT THO. NOBODY. LAMA THE LIME IS LIKE ....THE GODFATHER OF HE HAD AIDS AND DID SCHOOL SHOOTINGS.

Fuck u fox

[Witty]

I...I didn't know.

Thank God The Fox has protected me all this time.

I'm sorry bags.

I didn't know.

p.s leannnned @ all of that, tried to pick out best bits but it's all gold lmaoooo

[Witty]

is my life in danger?