Opening Round Discussion & Predictions

[NYCSPITZ]

split: faggot: who cares-2014

[CopyPat]

i ate a teen burger with a knife and fork...

[Split]

what do you play LW

[NYCSPITZ]

i eat fucking human meat via telekinesis

[CopyPat]

I usually play DS


dangling sniper

[NYCSPITZ]

I play either wing

[CopyPat]

wise hows ur golf game?? i try to get out like 30ish times per summer, im hella inconsistent. golf can be very frustrating. but i usually aint taken er too serious

But Golf is about 80 % mental
the other 20% is beer

[NYCSPITZ]

Originally Posted by CopyPat

wise hows ur golf game?? i try to get out like 30ish times per summer, im hella inconsistent. golf can be very frustrating. but i usually aint taken er too serious

But Golf is about 80 % mental
the other 20% is beer

my swing is horrible but i drive 250 and my ball goes str8

[Split]

futbol/ tennis/ racquetball/ trackrat/ kneedrag/ cycle/ puck/ beirut/ SLAPCUP/ XC/ longboard/ karaTAY/ marksmanship/ 8ball

[CopyPat]

I live a life of leisure, and golfing is probable
Look wicked nice in t-shirts, rockin the collar bro
Lacoste on my collar bones, keeping me comfortable
I’m honestly ballin so completely in summer yo
You can see me in fuckin boats fishing for bass
Or leading a couple strokes, kicking your ass
I’m ripping it past ya when I grip it and blast it
Cause I’m sick with it mastered every sport in the book
And my swing isn’t hampered with unfortunate hooks

[Split]

basically anything that requires leg strength and agility. minus pool lmao

[Wise Wiggles]

I hit 300 w/a 3 iron. Not consistent but still solid with most irons. I have a "baseball swing" they say. So hella quick backswing. My pops been a super intendant at a course since I've been on this earth. Sooooo lol

But uh

Yeah I do that judo/balisong/sword&dagger/arnis/Raveneye's/tennis/white crane Kung fu/skateboard/wakeboard/snowboard/rockclimb shit also

[Split]

Wise do u EDC a knife

[Wise Wiggles]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

Wise do u EDC a knife

I have a butterfly knife glow stick, if thats what you mean. This stripper bitch and I do sinwali's as well with the patternized foam sticks lmaooooo.

[CopyPat]

shit thats sick wise. u pretty much a scratch golfer then?? what do u usually shoot? whats ur best round? i wish i had the hookup like that. 300 with a 3 iron is retaaaarded. golf is so expensive fuck. thats why i love tennis too. free. i actually play a shitload of tennis in the summer, i'm a better tennis player than golf, better hockey player than both.

[Wise Wiggles]

yeah I haven't played tennis in years but I remember being decent. And shit nah I ain't scratch golfer lmao. I just started playing semi consistently about 3 yrs ago. But I can keep up with most peoples drivers using a 3/4 iron. I'm more baseball savvy than anything. Been playing vball when the weathers nice with the crew hardcore g'd out and shit but yeah I'm usually down for whatever when it comes to activities.

[CopyPat]

Originally Posted by Wise Ways

yeah I haven't played tennis in years but I remember being decent. And shit nah I ain't scratch golfer lmao. I just started playing semi consistently about 3 yrs ago. But I can keep up with most peoples drivers using a 3/4 iron. I'm more baseball savvy than anything. Been playing vball when the weathers nice with the crew hardcore g'd out and shit but yeah I'm usually down for whatever when it comes to activities.

^fuckin rights. agreed. Frisbee is legit too hahahaha. and not fag league shit. just back alley beer drinkin stunting trick catches mad curve throwin over fences shit g


DEF one handed backhand split. Federer is my one man crush on this planet

[Split]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

DEF one handed backhand split. Federer is my one man crush on this planet

Roddick's serve tho


I got a Prince O3 senior year HS.. been MURDERING dudes with a hard flat 1st serve... and the tension i have set up means w/ the 1 hand backhand i still get decent rebound w/ less support, brb drop shots w/ nutso backspin

[oats]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

Roddick's serve tho


I got a Prince O3 senior year HS.. been MURDERING dudes with a hard flat 1st serve... and the tension i have set up means w/ the 1 hand backhand i still get decent rebound w/ less support, brb drop shots w/ nutso backspin

I still rock the Pure Drive. I love Fed's one handed backhand but it's getting to the point where he needs to adapt and change cuz it's no longer a weapon. He used to have sick backhand winners, but now it's just serviceable. Word @ the man crush though, Fed's the man.

[Split]

Originally Posted by oats

I still rock the Pure Drive. I love Fed's one handed backhand but it's getting to the point where he needs to adapt and change cuz it's no longer a weapon. He used to have sick backhand winners, but now it's just serviceable. Word @ the man crush though, Fed's the man.

My friend has a Babolat. He's a lot better than me. But it's only because the varsity coach was a fucking dumbass cunt and deprived most of the team of valuable experience

We had "ladders"- everyone was ranked after tryouts. You challenge someone ahead of you to a match, if you won you took their spot

Except you weren't allowed to challenge DURING practice... because we did stupid, stupid, fucking moronic drills that were like busywork preteen summer camp tennis drills

And no one was available on weekends to do challenges

Then when I beat literally half of the starting roster, he's all "well we're just gonna keep it this way". Then he would arbitrarily swap people in and out because he liked them

Fucking faggot.

Not to mention, the JV team which was 95% meritocracy had the infinitely better coach... when I was on that team I started 2nd JV doubles and 4th JV singles

Tl;Dr tennis coaches are n*****s